Poisonless_ivy
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- 9-1-1 (TV) (3)
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“And it all starts with a shotgun.”
Buck finishes and picks up a beer from the giant tower of cans and bottles on the coffee table.
“JFK!”
Using his keys, he punctures the bottom of the can and puts his mouth to it. The spraying beer dribbles from his mouth down his chin, his neck. Eddie wants to-
“FDR!”
Everybody shouts in response, grabbing beers and getting off the molten lava-floor. Then the game is on.
OR; Nick and Jess from New Girl's first kiss, recreated with Buddie.
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The fire is moving too fast and when did it even start moving so fast? And the probie is too slow and the fire is still moving and Buck doesn’t have time to think. So he doesn’t think. He throws Jones on the floor and traps him there with Buck’s own body on top. And then the kitchen explodes.
OR; Buck gets hurt, Eddie has feelings, they fight about it.
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Eddie tries his best to keep up his end of the conversation, but he is, quite frankly, checked out the second he understands the meaning of Buck’s words.
It was a date.
I kind of can’t stop thinking about him.
OR, after their talk, Eddie leaves Bucks' apartment and goes home to Marisol. What happens in between is a panic-infused spiral in the hallway outside the loft.
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
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- Part 1 of a collection of hollanovs
- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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28 Feb 2026
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Bell Ringer by fakinbrilliance
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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“Shane?” Ilya asks again. “What happened?” His gloveless hand twitches and he lifts it a fraction of an inch towards Shane.
Shane tosses his own gloves to the ice and reaches forward, lacing their fingers together. “You took a bad hit,” he says, gritting his teeth against the fear clawing at his guts. “Flipped headfirst into the ice. Are you okay?”
Ilya groans in answer and squeezes his hand, though Shane can't tell if he meant to do that or not.
Suddenly, there are people all around them. Shane shifts protectively close before he realizes it’s the medical team.
“Hollander, get back to your bench,” someone says, but there’s no way Shane’s going. Even if he wanted to, Ilya’s gripping his hand like a lifeline, eyes finally locked on Shane’s face. Shane isn’t leaving him.
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28 Feb 2026
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They’d considered it—Shane being gay. It’d been an option. But Ilya Rozanov and the way Shane looks at him like he’s the love of his life has blindsided them. Blindsided both of them, and there’s almost nothing Yuna likes less than being blindsided.
She’s not mad, David wants to say. We’re so proud of you. We’re so happy for you. We just didn’t know.
Somehow we missed it, you falling in love.
or, what David Hollander and Ilya Rozanov talk about while Shane and Yuna are outside in episode six.
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- Part 2 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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27 Feb 2026
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Ilya’s Guide to Menacingly Soft Launching Your Relationship (and One Extremely Effective Hard Launch) by Lil_lightning15
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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“I think we tell world now,” Ilya declared grandly, pacing across Shane’s living room in Montreal. “Big announcement. Maybe fireworks. Maybe airplane banner over city—”
Shane, sitting curled on the couch in sweatpants, nearly choked on his tea.
“No,” he said immediately. “Absolutely not. No fireworks. No banners. No announcements. I’m not letting you hard launch us into oblivion.”
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Five times they soft launch and one time they hard launch, or Ilya is given free rein to soft launch their relationship.
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27 Feb 2026
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Small Serendipity by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.
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