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    Optimus learns that getting drunk and calling your ex isn't a human-exclusive thing. Certain ancient ex-gladiator warlords can do it, too.

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    Samsquatch starts his day like any other. He gets up, feeds his dog, and figures out what to do next. Sometimes he goes and works at his various jobs, some days he doesn't. That is how a Samsquatch do. On this particular day, however, he meets someone new after a long day's work. Who are they? What do they want? Is this a new friendship? Will it lead to something more? We'll have to wait and see how things play out.

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    Megatron is surprised to find that he adjusts to peace-time life far more easily than Optimus does.

     

    “Great. That’s great.” Optimus says, and does not elaborate. Megatron takes a long drag from his cube and waits patiently for the rest of the story. There’s some restless shifting on the other side of the line (discernible by the slight scraping of metal) and an odd clanking noise. Finally, Optimus continues.

    "I'm in holding room 13 at Cybertronian Watch. Can you please come get me out?”

     

    Featuring a sting operation with Bumblebee, Soumdwave's cassette hunt, Megatron's utter exhaustion, and a complete failure of decent communication.

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    27 Jun 2022

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    Megatron put a bounty on Starscream's head, and Optimus has come to collect.

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    26 May 2022

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    Unicron looms in the galaxy; the utter destruction of Cybertron is at hand. Optimus and Megatron seek out the power to stop him deep beneath Cybertron's lifeless crust. A terrible price is paid; a terrible reward is won.

    A partial list of things referenced while writing this fic: Dragon Age Inquisition The Descent DLC; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's total perspective vortex; the heat death of the universe; the Cave of the Crystals in Naica, Mexico; a plasma globe; many videos of lobster claws being cracked open.

    (It's a fic where Megatron and Optimus eat Primus' spark and frag in a pool of their own energon.)

    Posted for Megop Week '22, day 5: spark/darkness.

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    18 Feb 2022