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  1. Public Bookmark 8

    That Time I Got Reincarnated As My Husband's High School Bully by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Feb 2026

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    Dave Strider (18, high schooler, stereotypical bully) wakes up one day with memories of being Dave Strider-Vantas (26, god, happily married to a man) and realizes the kid he bullies everyday is basically identical to his former husband.

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    24 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

    Phoria (or: trans college twink goes to town on his ass) by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    30 Apr 2023

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    Between the one amateur porno he can’t seem to stop watching, LIT 104, his most recent (and very painful) breakup, and the price of cigarettes these days, Karkat can’t seem to catch a fucking break.

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    22 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

    Out Of Touch by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    06 Feb 2026

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    In a world where soulmates share a unique and intense empathetic bond, you've been happy not to have one. What Strider needs some chick up in his feelings all the time? Fate can shove that gay shit up its own asshole, you're doing fine just the way you are.

    Unfortunately for you, fate has a way of shoving gay shit wherever it damn well pleases.

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    09 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

    Dead Dave Walking by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    16 Jan 2026

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are so fucked. You are beyond fucked, if you’re being honest about it. You are get-out-of-dodge fucked, as in, change your name, move to the Pacific Northwest, and hope no one finds you there fucked. You are also, notably, absolutely hammered.

    In which Dave and Karkat fuck sick-nasty style.

    (technically a canon divergent songfic for Dead Girl Walking from Heathers the Musical)

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    30 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

    Fall As Far From The Tree As Possible by

    Fandoms: Homestuck, Criminal Minds (US TV)  

    05 Mar 2026

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    While investigating Dirk Strider in a serial murder case, the BAU discovers the child he raised as a younger brother. After Derek Morgan adopts him, thirteen year old Dave Strider's life is turned upside down. Dave clings to his sanity as the BAU unravels the web of lies that made up Dave's life until now.

    Meanwhile, Mituna Captor kidnaps Karkat Vantas and joins the BAU to save the kid from the mob life of the Midnight Crew.

    (AUTHOR ON BREAK: NOT ABANDONED)

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    28 Jan 2026