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That Time I Got Reincarnated As My Husband's High School Bully by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Feb 2026
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Dave Strider (18, high schooler, stereotypical bully) wakes up one day with memories of being Dave Strider-Vantas (26, god, happily married to a man) and realizes the kid he bullies everyday is basically identical to his former husband.
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24 Mar 2026
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Between the one amateur porno he can’t seem to stop watching, LIT 104, his most recent (and very painful) breakup, and the price of cigarettes these days, Karkat can’t seem to catch a fucking break.
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22 Feb 2026
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In a world where soulmates share a unique and intense empathetic bond, you've been happy not to have one. What Strider needs some chick up in his feelings all the time? Fate can shove that gay shit up its own asshole, you're doing fine just the way you are.
Unfortunately for you, fate has a way of shoving gay shit wherever it damn well pleases.
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09 Feb 2026
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you are so fucked. You are beyond fucked, if you’re being honest about it. You are get-out-of-dodge fucked, as in, change your name, move to the Pacific Northwest, and hope no one finds you there fucked. You are also, notably, absolutely hammered.
In which Dave and Karkat fuck sick-nasty style.
(technically a canon divergent songfic for Dead Girl Walking from Heathers the Musical)
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30 Jan 2026
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Fall As Far From The Tree As Possible by Sky_Chau
Fandoms: Homestuck, Criminal Minds (US TV)
05 Mar 2026
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While investigating Dirk Strider in a serial murder case, the BAU discovers the child he raised as a younger brother. After Derek Morgan adopts him, thirteen year old Dave Strider's life is turned upside down. Dave clings to his sanity as the BAU unravels the web of lies that made up Dave's life until now.
Meanwhile, Mituna Captor kidnaps Karkat Vantas and joins the BAU to save the kid from the mob life of the Midnight Crew.
(AUTHOR ON BREAK: NOT ABANDONED)
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28 Jan 2026
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Sleep. You remember what sleep used to be like. Pulling a pillow down over your head, you wonder if Vantas is aware of just how loud his moans are.
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11 Jan 2026
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you look me in the eyes, ask me to kiss you on the mouth by thebhorror
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 May 2024
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“All good buddy,” Dave replied, brushing his fingers against your nipple in a way that was decidedly not something buddies did. Maybe you wouldn’t mind mornings if they always started like this.
“You say buddy like we haven’t been boyfriends for almost forever and we’re not about to get each other off,” you said, shifting, already feeling yourself grow impatient.
a morning with dave and karkat
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17 Jul 2025
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(I Must Be a Proctologist Because) All I Do is Deal with Assholes by alldavekat (allbrodennis)
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Apr 2020
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Dave gets a cucumber stuck in his asshole and Karkat's the doctor who has to remove it.
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05 Jun 2025
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Commander Karkat Vantas, a war veteran with a shattered soul, had found peace in gardening.
But the neighbor’s mutt decided his bushes were a bathroom and his lawn a buffet.
Karkat does not forgive trespass.Bookmarked by Ponchyo
04 Jun 2025
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Dave Strider went missing and Karkat always believed he finally escaped his brother's torment, having run away to make a new life in California.
Fifteen years later, Dave appears in the morgue, one of many cadavers lined up for Karkat to examine. He has no idea how he's going to get through this, but he has to. For Dave.
But Dave has other plans.
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- Part 3 of The Autopsy of Dave Strider
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04 May 2025
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DAVE: can i tell you somethin crazy
KARKAT: HOW CRAZY ARE WE TALKING HERE?
DAVE: pretty fucKing crazy if you ask me
DAVE: i just wanted to say you look JUST like my boyfriend
DAVE: hes like the hottest guy ive ever seen so thats a pretty high compliment coming from me
DAVE: you should meet him someday i can take you home with me, but he would get soooooo jealous seeing you cause youre such a cutieHuh? Is this some kind of joke? It’s not like Strider’s above that sort of thing, but on the other hand, he seems too far removed from his typical irony antics to just be joking.
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13 Apr 2025
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Karkat Vantas has a stalker. He loves his job, apart from senior employee Vriska Serket, who is obsessed with trying to date him, ruin his life, or both.
When he impulsively claims his fellow coworker Dave Strider as his boyfriend to get her off his back, he doesn’t expect things to get more complicated.
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07 Apr 2025
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You know you have something here, you and him.
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- Part 1 of sometimes I dream about you
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16 Dec 2022
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i’m not going home alone ('cause i don't do too well on my own) by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jul 2025
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable vinyl armchair, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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AKA: a story about Dave and Dirk just trying their best.
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23 Jul 2022
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Karkat has a lot of feelings. You think they're starting to rub off on you.
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20 May 2022
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Karkat's a new vampire in need of a thrall. Dave's found the easiest job in the world. And they were roommates ...
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26 Apr 2022
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the dick constellation is not a metaphor by MisPronounce_and_MisAccent
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Feb 2022
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Your eyes still haven't adjusted to the dark.
A story about meteors and recovery and gardening and dick constellations made of glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars.(Not necessarily in that order.)
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11 Apr 2022
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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01 Nov 2021
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Dave accidentally falls asleep on Karkat's lap during movie night.
(Alternatively: Dave and Karkat try to be sexy but they can't stop talking.)
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03 Sep 2021
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Dating is hard. Dating when you're stuck on a meteor and you have a crush on an alien who always gives you mixed signals about how he feels is even harder.
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23 Jul 2021