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Sanji scowls behind his sunglasses. He’s draped in heat, under an umbrella in a bright patterned shirt, large waffle with a dollop of melting whipped cream and a coffee-stained mug on the table in front of him. Further out on the patio, a whole group of screaming kids jump into the pool in sonorous succession.
“Relaxing is a scam.”
Zoro gives him one of those multilayered grumpy looks.
“It’s fraudulent. We’ve been defrauded.”
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Zoro and Sanji go undercover at a fancy resort to take on a mysterious enemy. What could go wrong?
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31 Mar 2026
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Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.
The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.
AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All
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31 Mar 2026
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Sanji has been hit by a Devil Fruit power that makes him horny to no end.
Zoro, glad to see him suffer, is well inclined to leave him in pain, but as Sanji’s whines grow louder into the night and disrupt his sleep, he decides he needs to fix this before he actually kills someone. He wouldn’t have a problem with killing the annoying Cook, but he doesn’t think their Captain would like that very much.
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30 Mar 2026
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The Strawhats end up splitting after an attack, and Sanji accidentally ends up with Wado Ichimonji during his escape. He's surprised when he bonds with the sword, and even more surprised when it seems to affect his dynamic with Zoro.
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29 Mar 2026
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Five Times Sanji and Zoro Kissed and what it Meant by Muddelly (Muddell)
Fandoms: One Piece
24 Feb 2025
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For a moment Sanji lays on top of Zoro. Marimo’s shirt is worn and soft and he smells like sea salt and steel. Their legs are tangled and their torsos are aligned and their mouths are locked together with bruising closeness. Sanji tastes chapped lips and—oh Seas, are they moving? Sanji’s eyes, closed when he braced for impact, snap open.
He is nauseous, he is shaky, he wants to die.
Sanji pulls back, scrambling for purchase except that’s almost worse—Zoro is everywhere in bulky muscle and sword scabbards and warm breath that steams in the night air.
And he is awake.
Or, five times Sanji and Zoro kissed.
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- Part 4 of Five Times Sanji...
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29 Mar 2026
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Falling in love would be a lot less dangerous if you didn't wear your heart on your sleeve and if you hadn't won the flower-puking genetic lottery, but somehow, Sanji had managed both. That didn't mean he was going to let it happen... And certainly not to a rich, arrogant, green-haired bastard.
INCLUDES ILLUSTRATIONS
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27 Mar 2026
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During a particularly bad heat, Sanji decides to rope his intolerable neighbour into helping him; it doesn't go as planned. And the fallout afterwards isn't exactly according to plan either.
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27 Mar 2026
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While attempting to restock their food supplies on an island in the Grand Line, Sanji runs into a devil fruit user with a bizarre power. The crew is at a loss for what to do, until the swordsman steps in... ZoroxSanji.
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- Part 3 of 30_lemons (modified)
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26 Mar 2026
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a chef's guide: how to make cum taste better by orphan_account for hylian420
Fandoms: One Piece
25 Nov 2020
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(And sure, Sanji was a hypocrite for wanting to make Zoro’s taste better, meanwhile Sanji can’t really kick his nicotine addiction to make his own cum taste better either. But that’s a story for a different time.)
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25 Mar 2026
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Zoro didn't understand why Sanji allowed everything else but kissing, but he tries to respect it, he really does.
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25 Mar 2026
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Zoro and Sanji finally give in to each other, a long-standing desire they both can't deny. The only problem is, Sanji still has his pride, and Zoro definitely doesn't keep trying to tempt him.
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25 Mar 2026
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Flowers: How Zoro Accidentally Became Soft by KKeross
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Dec 2025
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Zoro doesn’t like flowers. Never cared for them. Too soft, too pretty, too whatever.
At least until a certain loving, infuriating cook makes him realize he might actually love them, once he understands what they really mean.Bookmarked by Postarchive3
16 Mar 2026
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The Romantic Freak and His Possessive Swordsman by KKeross
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 May 2025
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Sanji’s always been a hopeless romantic but since Zoro rolls his eyes every time he tries, he bottles it all up.
Too bad his possessive swordsman isn’t as indifferent as he pretends to be.Denying Zoro the full Sanji experience? Yeah, no gonna happen.
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16 Mar 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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15 Mar 2026
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The thing is Zoro does not like Sanji very much and that animosity has only grown in leaps and bounds over the months they have traveled together.
But he has tried very hard to put all that aside as they are still members of the same crew and Zoro doesn’t think he should be fantasizing about choking him out.
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In which Zoro gets a lot of boners, thinks about doing various things to Sanji, and takes a while to piece it together.
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15 Mar 2026
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“Hey there, handsome.”
The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”
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When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.
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15 Mar 2026
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"Look, I just always thought — you know, you give me shit for the woman thing and now I know you've got a man thing —”
“I do not have a man thing,” Zoro snapped. “Just because you're a pervert doesn't mean the rest of us turn into lust crazed animals when we're into someone.”
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Sanji tries to get Zoro laid.
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15 Mar 2026
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Following their decisive Western Conference Finals win, Luka is in high spirits—until he gets into a confrontation with a hostile fan outside Target Arena. Caught up in the heat of the moment, vehemently defending Kyrie’s honor, Luka accidentally lets his feelings for the older omega slip.
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01 Feb 2026
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“You look at him differently lately.”
“Differently?” It came out sharp edged, more so than Tyler intended, but Xavier had known him long enough, and well enough that he didn’t even hesitate.
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Fandango is back from injury, and maybe Tyler needs to rethink what being without him meant.
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19 Jan 2026
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A.k.a. as the fic series, hopefully, where they kind of become a thing and/or date while both valiantly pretend they don’t. Also, Tyler Breeze is a whiny bitch and Fandango tries very hard not to love him for it.
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15 Jan 2026