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• What Happens When You Hire Dumbasses As Lifeguards by PrettyChukar

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Prussia/South Italy (Hetalia)
  • Prussia (Hetalia)
  • South Italy (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • Mentioned Germany (Hetalia) - Character
  • England (Hetalia)
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Alternate Universe - Lifeguards
  • They suck at their jobs
  • Idiots in Love
  • Workplace
  • Gilbert Beilschmidt is a Little Shit
  • Irresponsibility
  • Hijinks & Shenanigans
  • Bickering
  • Prussia-Centric (Hetalia)
  • Drinking
  • having fun
  • Feelings
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • might be a little ooc
  • Wild imagination you got there Prussia
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Boys Kissing
  • Kissing underwater
  • inappropriate thoughts
  • Buzzballs
  • Teasing
  • Why is America even here idk
  • Play Fighting
  • This Is STUPID
  • why
  • GerIta if you squint

  Summary

  While working at a fancy resort as life guards, Gilbert and Lovino’s secret hang out with Alfred turns into something that they’ve both been wanting to do, as well as job loss.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,203

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