Pretzal
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How to Suck Less at Being a Dad by Pretzal
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Jun 2024
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Lucifer just wanted to be a better Dad. Have a better relationship with his daughter. And he'd do anything to do it. Which sometimes includes accidentally making a friend.
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A Horrible Woman by Pretzal
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2021
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"Jiang's are known for their loyalty to their wives," her mother had told her, on her wedding night, "and that's the best thing you can ask for from a man. His loyalty."
Yu Ziyuan wondered how horrible of a woman she had to be, to force her husband to betray the very core of his family's values.
She wondered how horrible of a woman she had to be to blame a motherless child for her husband's deceit.
She wondered if there was anything in the world she couldn't destroy with her love.
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A ridiculous story about how an archangel and a human save the world with the power of love. That’s it. That’s the fic.
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How to Screw the Gods: A Guide by Ardyn Lucis Caelum by Pretzal
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
31 Aug 2019
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“The Accursed will bring about darkness and madness into the world, that is your destiny,” the dumb rock said. He felt the deep edges of anger and darkness within him, but they were quickly dominated by a feeling of pure, unadulterated, spite.
“What are you going to do?” Ardyn asked, crossing his arms over his chest, “make me?”
The God of Light didn’t answer him.
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Sherlock: Frozen AU
“Mycroft! Mycroft, wake up!” Sherlock shouted, rolling himself onto his brother.
“Go back to sleep, Sherlock,” Mycroft mumbled, snuggling back into his pillow.“I can't go back to sleep Mycroft! Sleep is so boring! I need to do something interesting. Let's do an experiment. Or we can play pirate. Anything, but more of this boring sleeping!” Sherlock rolled back and forth on the bed until Mycroft had no choice but to yank the blanket, causing his little brother to fall off the bed with an “oomph!”.
“Mycroft!” Sherlock whined, as he scrambled back onto the bed,“I'm bored!”“Yes, and I'm sleeping. Perhaps you should follow my example,” Mycroft said, burying his head under his blankets. There was blessed silence for a few moments, before the blankets were pulled back.
“Sher-”“Do you wanna build a snowman?”
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A series about world building and exploration. All snippets take place in the same canon/story. Additions will be added in chronological order of the storyline-not order of upload/update.
Is set in the same continuity as Exploring the Crossover series but separated for ease of reading.- Words:
- 113,045
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 53
Bookmarked by Pretzal
04 May 2024
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The young king slept for most of the first week of his reign. He did not seek his bedchambers, though they existed, and in a room not too far from the throne room. But he stayed in his throne, sleeping fitfully, and rising only to weep or shout or scream at nightmares.
It was a good omen. Pariah had not been so peaceful.
(Written for Dannymay Day 13: Regrets, and Day 18: Horror.)
Series
- Part 2 of A King in Chains
- Part 8 of Dannymay 2020
- Part 6 of Dannymay 2021
- Part 38 of Ectober Fics
- Part 2 of Dannymay 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,047
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 266
- Kudos:
- 2,501
- Bookmarks:
- 408
- Hits:
- 24,480
Bookmarked by Pretzal
03 May 2024
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Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year.
Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again.
He hopes.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,147
- Chapters:
- 21/23
- Comments:
- 1,517
- Kudos:
- 2,910
- Bookmarks:
- 707
- Hits:
- 83,854
Bookmarked by Pretzal
10 Apr 2024
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The first time he meets the devil, Alastor is twenty-one years old.
It is not the last time, though it does set the course for everything that follows. It is where it all begins.
A canon divergence AU, beginning with a very different first meeting.
- Words:
- 111,684
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 936
Bookmarked by Pretzal
08 Apr 2024
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Flotsam Bright by Minglisabeth
Fandoms: One Piece, One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 Oct 2025
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"Give him to me."
Sanji looked down to see wide, terrified golden eyes staring up at him through greasy locks of white hair. His little hands fisted in the fabric of Sanji’s chefs jacket.
Sanji looked back up at the man and made a decision he had no idea would affect the rest of his life.
“You know what?” He said, turning to shield the kid with his body. “I don’t think I will.
AKA: Sanji and Zoro accidentally acquire a child
Series
- Part 1 of Sanji and Zoro's New Dream
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,417
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 554
- Kudos:
- 3,184
- Bookmarks:
- 636
- Hits:
- 56,428
Bookmarked by Pretzal
03 Nov 2023