Priestly

herbert west, covered in blood, holding a bone saw



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    21 Sep 2021

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    18 Sep 2021

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    this is it. the goal. the absolute peak of writing light, sexy, clever, and funny as fuck banter. the reylo au that'll live with me for the rest of time. the dialogue cracks like a whip and i'm obsessed with it. no matter what fandom i write in i'll come back to this and think about how i wanna be as funny as this author. perfection.

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    “You still like to do this?” Bucky’s voice is low, like an invisible someone might be listening.

    “Sure,” says Steve, who likes nothing more, though he tries to sound non-committal. “If you want to.”

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    25 May 2021

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    you ever read a fic that kind of just rewrites everything you know and love about a pairing? this is like that. whatever pre-serum headcanons i've formed between 2014 and 2021 are now squarely in the shadow of this incredible fic. in brooklyn, two men learn to love each other in the morning light.

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    Getting cut up by Rey on Starkiller awakens something in Kylo.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    scarring on starkiller awakens the horny knifeplay/bloodplay in kylo ren AND rey. kylo ren can be controlled and possessed by rey, as a treat. extremely hot and horny with the right kink and A+++ everything because author is a genius.

    gift for me from a brilliant anon thru the RFFA, as though handed down by god Herself right into my grubby little fuckin hands. i will hold and keep this forever. reylo blessings.

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    “You deserve to have good things. Including sex.”

    “I told you,” she retorts, exasperated, “sex is good for me.”

    “You deserve to have great things, then. Wonderful things.”

    She restrains a skeptical eye-roll only because it would be too rude, but he sees it on her face anyway.

    “You don’t believe me,” he says, a kind of pained wonder in his mouth.

    “It doesn’t matter.”

    “It does matter,” he insists. “You deserve everything.”

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    Rey has never had an orgasm. Her Tinder date is determined to change that.

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    01 Nov 2020

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    The one where Rey has had trouble orgasming and Ben is the guy that wants to help. Listen, it sounds like a recipe for porn only, which would be my entire jam tbh except that it’s tender, emotional, and raw, and sometimes really fuckin hot. BEN IS A TENDER LOVER WHO FALLS IN LOVE IMMEDIATELY I WILL STAND BY THIS!!!