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A collection of streams of consciousness from a P.I Headmate of mine! In case you didn't read the tags, none of this is headcannons, it's all "word of god" [hah hah]. Title is from the IDKHOW song of the same name. If you have any questions/want to know more about him, ask away in the comments or hit me up on tumblr! :]
[If Pickle Inspector is god and I'm writing down things that he says/feels, would that make me a prophet?]
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The night of the banquet arrives and Vasco is a nervous wreck, sweating like a sinner in church. He's not the biggest fan of getting gussied up for formal events, much less for having to preform on stage at them. What makes it worse is the Vice Overseer is his partner for the duet. Ira Bolton himself has some reservations about this whole thing, but is too busy trying to undress Vasco with his eyes and trying not to think about the fact that he might just love him. Each recall their prep work for this whole debacle and come to a mutual conclusion.
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Vice Overseer Ira Bolton, bored out of his mind at a monthly meeting recalls a more clandestine meeting he'd had a night previous with crowned prince Vasco Kaldwin, and ponders how it ended. Then he says something stupid. At the same time Vasco Attano Kaldwin recalls the same meeting in a similar circumstance and has to consider the very real possibility that he actually loves this man he meets up with for, ahem, research purposes. He is then almost outed by his own father.
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Eight years ago, Jack Wynand and Liam Donohue (previously known as the suspendered revolutionary Atlas) escaped the underwater city of Rapture, a little girl named Blue clinging to their hems. As anyone with ghosts knows, however, you cannot outrun them for long. Girls are going missing across the world's shorelines, and as much as the little family would like to bury their heads in the sand, the lighthouse beckons, Rapture's mouth open wide to swallow them once again.
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29 Oct 2025
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For Lych, who wanted library shenanigans.
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27 Oct 2025
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Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.
Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.
Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.
But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.
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Bookmarked by Prince_Insomnia_Void
26 Oct 2025
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Adjusting to his new life in Villedor, most of the time Aiden's glad there's always someone willing to teach him about the "normal" aspects of everyday life he's missed out on.
This isn't one of those times.
Bookmarked by Prince_Insomnia_Void
09 Oct 2025
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Dirk stares at them for a moment, then turns to follow their stare. “I’m not great with parties, especially loud and obnoxious ones,” he admits. “No shade to Roxy, of course, but I think she forgets that we have opposite reactions to populated social situations.”
“Ah.” Alex laughs dryly. “You too, huh?”
Alex has a bad time at a New Year's Eve party. Dirk takes notice and wants to make sure they're okay. A fun little feelings-jam between friends ensues.
Bookmarked by Prince_Insomnia_Void
09 Oct 2025

