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    When he finally looked at Shane again, Shane knew exactly what he was going to escape his mouth.

    “Don’t,” Shane croaked. “Please don’t say it.”

    Ilya sighed, “Sweethe—Shane. This… I should not have done that. That was a mistake.”

    Rejection washed over Shane, a dirty and miserable feeling.

    (Or what happens when Shane confesses and Ilya pushes him away? Ft. a jealous, jealous Ilya Rozanov)

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Shane returns from the showers to find the locker room far more animated than when he left it. Everyone has their phones out, and when he sees Shane coming, JJ says, “Câlisse, Hollander, about fucking time! Ilya Rozanov got caught kissing a man.”


    After the tuna melt debacle, but before Rose, Ilya makes the reckless decision to go to a gay bar to take his mind off of Shane. When photographs get published, Shane has a realization and devises a plan: he's going to ask Ilya Rozanov to marry him.

    Ilya's going through enough without things he can't have being dangled in front of him. He needs to figure out a different way to avoid going home, because eventually Shane Hollander will realize what Ilya already knows: Ilya isn't worth what Shane wants to do for him.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Shane felt a rushing in his ears as everything in him dropped. Ilya was hurt.

    The world tilted, lurched sideways, and he grabbed onto the sink for balance as his phone went clattering to the tiled floor.

    He couldn’t breathe. Something vice-like had clamped around his lungs and was compressing the air out of his body, closing up his throat. Someone somewhere was gasping, an ugly wet and rattling kind of sound that echoed in the high-ceiling room.

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    Ilya gets jumped outside the ep. 4 nightclub and Shane is Ilya's emergency contact. He doesn't handle it well. They both have a lot of feelings.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Shane stared back at the camera, giving it the flattest look possible, “Like Miss Carpenter, everyday, I too had to beg my man to ‘please don’t embarrass me, motherfucker’,”

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    Or, the 5 times Shane 'ASMR-Is-Music-Right?' Hollander was soft (and freaky) about his husband over the soundtrack of pop music.

    And the 1 time Ilya ‘Romance-Are-Not-For-Russians’ Rozanov was.

    (Chapter 5: Bonus Scenes)

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Shane scoffed, “Don’t ever tell him that. The only thing bigger than his ego is probably his dick,”

    One thing that Rose felt she should know at this point? Shane Hollander can be hilariously out of left field at the worst possible time. Now, her margarita was going down the wrong pipe.

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    Or, a nice catch up lunch between two best friends.

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    19 Mar 2026