18 Works by Proctor
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The Reluctant Hero by Proctor
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Dec 2021
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“Come on, Geralt. Take the day off, won’t you? Spend it with me. We can drink hot vodka and cuddle by the fire. What do you say, eh, old boy?”
Geralt glanced over at the dirty streak of snow that had been trampled through the tavern entrance, then over at the fire roaring invitingly in the hearth.
“I’m…inclined to agree with you,” he finally said.
“Really!? You want a cuddle!?”
Silence fell over the tavern as a few curious patrons turned their heads. Jaskier cleared his throat then leaned forward, lowering his voice. “You want a cuddle?” he repeated in a whisper.
“About taking the day off,” Geralt smiled.
“Shame.” Jaskier then patted Geralt’s glove and let his palm rest comfortably on top of it.
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Or: Jaskier is desperate for Geralt to take the day off after a long week of witchering, but as always, nothing ever goes to plan.
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Kiss the Bard by Proctor for stinastar
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 May 2021
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“Ye’re lucky I’ve taken a likin' to yer witcher, bard,” the dwarf said, “else I’d have head-butted ye in the balls just then, ye cheeky shite.”
“I’m not too threatened by hollow objects,” Jaskier replied and flicked the side of his head.
“Ow. Leave off.” The dwarf batted his hand away then crossed his arms and gave a huff. “Dinnae know what Geralt sees in ye, ye wee pest.”
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Or: Jaskier's afternoon with Geralt is ruined when they're forced to assist a dwarf in distress. Luckily their evening together more than makes up for it.
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Just Des(s)erts by Proctor
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Jan 2021
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Jaskier ran both palms down over his flushed face and took a deep breath. “All right, all right. No need to panic, we just need to think about this logically. How long do curses normally last?”
“Curses don’t just leave of their own volition, Jaskier,” Geralt replied. “They’re lifted. And often certain criteria must be fulfilled in order to make that happen. If you don’t know what that criteria is, then it could last…" He paused. "...Well, it could last a lifetime.”
“Wh-!? Don’t say that, Geralt! I can’t live like this! Nobody would take me seriously ever again!”
“Nobody takes you seriously now.”
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Or: A fortune-teller warns Jaskier of an impending curse. Geralt isn't too sympathetic.
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A Bad Day Made Better by Proctor
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Dec 2020
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“Oi! What’s this!?” the old woman screeched. “Oh-no-no-no. I was only expectin’ yourself, Witcher! I wasn’t expectin’ you to bring no servant!”
Geralt had to dip the corners of his mouth to hold back a smile. This wouldn’t go down well.
“Ah…I…You…! Servant!? I beg your pardon!?” Jaskier spluttered, his eyes so wide that his irises looked like two blue flies that had fallen into a cup of milk. “Do I look like a servant!?”
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Or: Jaskier has a bad day, not least of all because Geralt gets all the attention. Luckily for him, Geralt is willing to give him what he wants.
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Gifts and Stories by Proctor
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Oct 2020
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It wasn’t as though Jaskier was unfamiliar with Geralt’s smiles, but they tended to be brief and reactive—often at Jaskier’s own expense—and not indicative of an overall mood. Nevertheless, he seemed… pleased, perhaps too pleased. It was a little concerning.
“Hello, Geralt,” he said. “You look disconcertingly happy this evening. What is this? Are you having some sort of mid-life crisis?"
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Or: Geralt is in a good mood, and Jaskier can't seem to work out why.
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Peace and Quiet by Proctor
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Aug 2020
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After failing in his attempts to stop Jaskier talking, Geralt decides to make a bet with him.
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Under the Weather by Proctor for arlene56
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Jun 2020
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Jaskier is ill, and Geralt finds himself (somewhat reluctantly) looking after him.
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“Ah, I do love the coast…” Jaskier sighed dreamily as he sat poised on a small stool behind the wooden bathtub with his shirt sleeves rolled up to his elbows, promptly and without warning dumping another bucket of bathwater on top of Geralt’s head while continuing to speak. “Fresh air, infinite horizon, sand in your unmentionables…” He reconsidered. “On second thought, maybe not that last one. I haven’t had this many grains in my trousers since I pleasured myself in a wheat barn.”
“Information I did not want nor need,” Geralt remarked, lifting his tankard from the floor beside the bath and taking a casual swig of ale.
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After failing to charm the ladies in the tavern, Jaskier finds himself in Geralt's room.
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- Part 4 of Motel Adventures
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- Part 3 of Motel Adventures
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An Unplanned Trip by Proctor
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Apr 2019
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*Spoilers for Endgame*
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Four chapters for four first times from Thor and Loki's youth, bound together by a Post-Ragnarok 'on the ship' narrative...of porn, where they reminisce about happy/sexy moments throughout their lives. So smut, nostalgia and a dash of fluff.
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1. First Kiss
2. First Sexual Encounter
3. First Bottom!Thor
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Thor’s playful smile was at odds with his dark pupils, crimson flush and sweat soaked temples.
“What…are you doing down there?” Thor managed between ragged breaths, each thrust of Loki’s hips interrupting his attempts to speak. “Come here…and kiss me…when you take me. Where are…your manners…little brother?”
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- Part 2 of Motel Adventures
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- Part 1 of Motel Adventures