Punktchen
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- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (3)
- Star Trek (1)
- Marvel (1)
- Thor (Movies) (1)
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“Alright,” Odo says, and the moment he says it, he knows he’s going to regret it.
“Really?” Quark’s eyes widen in surprise.
“Yes,” Odo says, shifting in his seat, annoyed. “Now get it over with before I change my mind.”
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Childhood woes.
Written for K - Kids.
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- Part 2 of 26 letters of quodo angst
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Odo, Quark, a late night talk.
Written for C - Chances Missed.
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- Part 1 of 26 letters of quodo angst
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Loki often comes to Thor when he's heavy with child.
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"You know what your problem is, Nate?" Wade told him. "You don't know how to unwind."
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Blitzø arrives home early to find Stolas in the middle of trying to masturbate and things sure do happen!
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- Part 12 of smut oneshots
Bookmarked by Punktchen
07 Nov 2025
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The Pickup Line (or Stolas's No Good, Very Bad Week) by capncrunchin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Oct 2025
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Blitz snorted. "Don't get your panties in a twist, Legs, I'm no Holmes type."
"Hmm." Stolas made a show of examining Blitz's sprawled-out form over the bench: the scuffed combat boots, the torn jeans, the spiked leather jacket. "Perhaps if Sherlock were more predisposed to leather?" Stolas's lips twitched. "That would have been quite the statement in the nineteenth century."
Blitz grinned. "Yeah? You got jokes now, funny guy?"
"Are you morally opposed to calling me by name, or have you just forgotten it already?"
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Stolas just wanted to pick up Via, drop her off with her mother, go home, and watch telenovelas until he passed out. He should have known better.
Octavia is aged down to 15 and Loona to 17.
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29 Oct 2025
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Now, Stolas just looked... sad. Not in quite the numb fog he'd been in the weeks after the trial or after Sinsmas, but still sad. Like his edges had dulled.
Un-fucking-acceptable.
Blitz approached his desk and leaned against the side. "What's up, big bird?"
Stolas sighed. "I'm alright, Blitz."
"Uh huh." Blitz lifted a brow.
Stolas huffed and looked away.
Blitz didn't move, ignoring the others whispering behind him. They could suck it.
Stolas fidgeted for one minute. Two. Blitz watched him, until finally, Stolas sunk down into his chair and mumbled, "I miss the stars."
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Blitz has a surprise for Stolas. Or: the one where Blitz takes Stolas to see the Northern Lights.
I'm sure someone has done this already, but this story infected my brain and demanded to be written, so. Here we are.
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15 Oct 2025
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Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.
He's just got one left. A bird.
Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.
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- Part 10 of smut oneshots
Bookmarked by Punktchen
06 Oct 2025
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Millie hops up to sit on the desk, twisting to face him. "I was goin' to talk to ya about somethin' personal," she says. "But you know what?" She grins at him; all teeth, familiar, a little feral on the edges. "We should go out. Just the two of us. I'll tell ya' all about it later." She leans in a little and punches his shoulder lightly--or, lightly for her, which is to say that it hurts like a bitch and Blitz has been punched with less force by full career assassins who were actively trying to kill him. "I don't think I've gotten to hang out with you since the trial."
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Millie convinces Blitz to go out with her. She's totally not planning on getting him drunk so he'll talk about his feelings.
Bookmarked by Punktchen
05 Oct 2025