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Blitzø arrives home early to find Stolas in the middle of trying to masturbate and things sure do happen!
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- Part 12 of smut oneshots
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07 Nov 2025
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The Pickup Line (or Stolas's No Good, Very Bad Week) by capncrunchin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Oct 2025
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Blitz snorted. "Don't get your panties in a twist, Legs, I'm no Holmes type."
"Hmm." Stolas made a show of examining Blitz's sprawled-out form over the bench: the scuffed combat boots, the torn jeans, the spiked leather jacket. "Perhaps if Sherlock were more predisposed to leather?" Stolas's lips twitched. "That would have been quite the statement in the nineteenth century."
Blitz grinned. "Yeah? You got jokes now, funny guy?"
"Are you morally opposed to calling me by name, or have you just forgotten it already?"
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Stolas just wanted to pick up Via, drop her off with her mother, go home, and watch telenovelas until he passed out. He should have known better.
Octavia is aged down to 15 and Loona to 17.
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29 Oct 2025
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Now, Stolas just looked... sad. Not in quite the numb fog he'd been in the weeks after the trial or after Sinsmas, but still sad. Like his edges had dulled.
Un-fucking-acceptable.
Blitz approached his desk and leaned against the side. "What's up, big bird?"
Stolas sighed. "I'm alright, Blitz."
"Uh huh." Blitz lifted a brow.
Stolas huffed and looked away.
Blitz didn't move, ignoring the others whispering behind him. They could suck it.
Stolas fidgeted for one minute. Two. Blitz watched him, until finally, Stolas sunk down into his chair and mumbled, "I miss the stars."
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Blitz has a surprise for Stolas. Or: the one where Blitz takes Stolas to see the Northern Lights.
I'm sure someone has done this already, but this story infected my brain and demanded to be written, so. Here we are.
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15 Oct 2025
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Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.
He's just got one left. A bird.
Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.
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- Part 10 of smut oneshots
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06 Oct 2025
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Millie hops up to sit on the desk, twisting to face him. "I was goin' to talk to ya about somethin' personal," she says. "But you know what?" She grins at him; all teeth, familiar, a little feral on the edges. "We should go out. Just the two of us. I'll tell ya' all about it later." She leans in a little and punches his shoulder lightly--or, lightly for her, which is to say that it hurts like a bitch and Blitz has been punched with less force by full career assassins who were actively trying to kill him. "I don't think I've gotten to hang out with you since the trial."
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Millie convinces Blitz to go out with her. She's totally not planning on getting him drunk so he'll talk about his feelings.
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05 Oct 2025
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I Beg You Don't Embarrass Me, Motherfucker by Karla24WinTaeBear
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Oct 2025
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It’s been a month since he tried to give Blitzø his heart alongside the imp’s freedom, only for it all to explode in his face like the most heartbreaking bukake scene.
Stolas had no idea where it had all gone wrong. He’d thought Blitzø would want to have his independence, would at least want to be friends if not continue the pathetic parody of them being lovers—but all the poor Prince got for his troubles was a broken heart and the ruination of all his memories of his first ever friend. But what did he really expect?
“At least I have you, my darlings,” he murmured brokenly, trailing a delicate talon over the head of one of his plants.
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- Part 1 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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05 Oct 2025
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Blitzø is camped out in Envy for another day of hawking his art when a certain pair of owls crash (literally) into his life.
Or: Sugar Daddy Stolas x Starving Artist Blitzø.
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27 Sep 2025
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“You truly need help. I’m getting help. Why aren’t you?”
“Why the fuck would I need help?! I’m doing fantastic, thank you very much!” Blitzø shrieked, crossing his arms.
“Because you’re incapable of healing.” Stolas’ voice broke, and he turned back toward the stairs, heading for the door.
“Ooooh fuck you! I can heal! Just watch me, bitch!” Blitzø screamed after him, right as the door slammed in his face.
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There are so many things Blitzø fucking hates about Stolas—and what better place to rant about every single one of them than in therapy?
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27 Sep 2025
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When did you know?
Stolas tells him, at first, that he had felt it right from the start. No, not that start. Keep going. That one, the first one, from the moment he’d seen him at the circus. Love at first sight, or first balloon animal. He’d had it all planned out by that afternoon. Spring wedding. Carnivorous bouquets. ‘Til death do us part.
It makes for a good story, which is how Blitzø knows he’s lying.
Blitzø asks Stolas when he fell for him, in the vaguest terms possible.
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22 Sep 2025
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It is entirely possible, in Blitzø's opinion, that he is just FUCKING ALLERGIC to--birds, to magic, to some other mysterious fucking thing that is definitely not romance. Why else would he feel like shit every time something ELSE goes wrong with Stolas?
(Or: five times Blitzø rationalized it as being sick and one (and a half) times he knew it was love.)
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22 Sep 2025
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Following the Sinsmas party, Blitzø admits to Loona that he is in over his head when it comes to caring for Stolas. After reflecting on their time together, his daughter happily disagrees.
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Written for #BuckzFamilyWeek2025
Day 6: Comfort
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21 Sep 2025
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During a garden party, young Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia attempts to make friends.
It goes poorly.
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21 Sep 2025
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“Let me just make sure I’m getting this straight,” Blitzø muttered, taking a long drag from his cigarette as he attempted to gather his post-nut thoughts, exhaling towards the ceiling and watching as the smoke dissipated among the rich velvet curtains above Stolas’ bed. “You want me to fuck you - like fucking fuck you - while you’re, what, snoozing away?”
“Essentially, yes,” Stolas affirmed, keeping his gaze firmly locked on his hands that he had twisted in his lap. “I just - you’re usually open to my suggestions so I just assumed -"
Stolas cut off suddenly, the white of his faceplate pinking as he struggled to find the words. “Of course, I don’t want to pressure you to do anything you’re not comfortable with, Blitzy,” he continued. “Please feel free to disregard -"
“I’m not uncomfortable,” Blitzø interrupted, because he wasn’t, not really.
or pre-"the full moon," blitzø indulges a request.
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18 Sep 2025
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Blitzø and Stolas try to get Blitzø's hand out of a pickle jar
(32 panel comic)
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20 Aug 2025
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Blitzø had always loved art, but he never dreamed that one day he would be able to make a career out of it. Yet here he was, running his very own pottery painting studio in the Pride ring. He had named it I.M.P., short for I Make Pottery, and it was doing very well for itself. Apparently, a lot of demons needed a creative outlet, and I.M.P. helped fill that void.
Right now, he needed to hire another employee desperately, but it was proving difficult because of how damn picky he was. He had one more interview lined up and had already mentally decided he wasn’t going to hire the applicant because she was only 17.
Or; Blitzø owns a pottery painting studio and hires a young owl to work there and finds out she’s the daughter of the prince he met 25 years ago, and also the prince grew up to be really hot.
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- Part 1 of Pottery AU
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- 35/35
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16 Aug 2025
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Stories relating to my own version of a HB A/B/O AU. Stories are not in any particular order and can be read individually.
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- 7,953
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07 Aug 2025
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Stolas accidentally transforms himself into an imp just hours before Blitz is due to arrive for their monthly engagement. Things sure do happen.
Or: a 69th fic special with Imp!Stolas and all my favorite kinks.
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- Part 7 of smut oneshots
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29 Jul 2025
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A Tale of Two First Times by Helluvahusker (Aprilmallick)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Mar 2025
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It's hard to top the kind of transcendent awakening Stolas had during his and Blitzø's first time, not to mention how mind-blown Blitzø was to find someone who matched his freak so well.
But hey, they have a second chance at being together now, and they're certainly going to try.
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28 Jul 2025
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Blitzø needs a distraction, something to help him bury the guilt that he just can't shake, so he can enjoy the time he has alone with Stolas. After a good smoke sesh, even the ugliest of feelings can be morphed into something else, something better, something hotter, something he's far more equipped to deal with.
AKA, the one where stolas fucks a book
Written for Hellaverse NSFW Week Day 4: Intoxication
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- Part 3 of Hellaverse NSFW Week 2025
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21 Jul 2025
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Freshly burned and living on the streets, Blitzø is summoned to the palace by none other than King Paimon himself. His orders? Simple - cheer Prince Stolas up enough that he can fulfill his obligations and produce an heir with his wife, Stella.
Or: an AU where Blitzø and Stolas meet at 18/19 and things sure do happen.
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16 Jul 2025