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On and Off the Clock by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Aug 2024
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She couldn't see Peter's face anymore, but it was obvious he was still fidgeting.
At least he knew Deadpool was out of his league. Too many people made the mistake of misjudging the Merc With a Mouth.
Maybe she'd had a bit of a crush on Spider-Man since she was seventeen, sure. But Deadpool had surprised her, worming his own way into her heart much more recently using only quips in Spanish, a genuine concern for the minutia of her life, and an impeccable sense of timing comedic and otherwise.
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The one where Peter and Wade go on their first date to a restaurant that Deadpool and Spider-Man frequent, Peter can't quite stop freaking out, and Wade is having the best night of his life.
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02 Jun 2025
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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25 May 2025
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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25 May 2025
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Reconciliation is a process that takes time. Sometimes not quite as much time as you'd think.
There's an emotional throughline of developing character dynamics over the course of the series, but I've written the vast majority of the stories to be self-contained plot-wise. There's no required reading order if you want to jump around to ones that catch your interest, though I do recommend starting with the first one for background.
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09 May 2025
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The bats have a bad habit of impacting the people of gotham. These are their stories.
(outsider povs)
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04 May 2025
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Not Your Husband [Podfic] by StacyHolmes by ImpureLily
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2025
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Shen Yuan, freshly transmigrated rogue cultivator, is assaulted by marriage proposals, for some reason.
Surely what can make it all better is faking being Emperor’s husband?
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05 Apr 2025
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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03 Apr 2025
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"No doubt thou didst melt the seal open on the steam vents to read the business of thy betters, planned how thou wouldst ingratiate thyself with the Archduke— oh yes, we know thy tricks…”
Not the steam vents, thinks Csevet. It would wet the paper. The hot pipes, yes— but not the vents. He would only use a steam vent if he wanted to bleed the ink onto the external sheet and claim inclement weather, and that almost never can be gotten away with inside the court.
Captain Orthema is saying Lord Chavar, leave Mer Aisava, but Csevet knows Chavar will not move for love or money now, not until he has said his piece.
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Two attempts on the throne; and Csevet Aisava, in the shadows.Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
16 Mar 2025
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Ace would not stop staring at Sanji.
Sanji was starting to get a little unnerved, but in Ace's defense, he wasn't expecting to see his first mate's face on his little brother's cook, swirly eyebrows and all.
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- Part 1 of Simply Siblings
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28 Feb 2025
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One of the waiters is bringing a tray over to their table, with two tall layered rainbow cocktails, while another is recording on a phone. Kaoru looks from them to Kojiro, who is also staring with his mouth open.
"We heard that you're on your honeymoon!" The waiter with the drinks announces, loud enough that several tables around them can hear. "We just wanted to give our congratulations to the newlyweds. I hope you enjoy your drinks!"
Kaoru and Kojiro lie about being on their honeymoon to get an upgrade on their cruise, and have to face the consequences.
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28 Jan 2025
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A glaring, a nuisance, a clowder — by faridsgwi
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison
24 Mar 2025
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“Hast a cat?” exclaimed Iäna, delighted. “I worried for a moment thou’d been fighting ghouls again!”
“I –” A twitch of pain across his expression, which he could not help. Putting down ghouls was a hateful, awful task, and the ghoul in Tanvero had very nearly killed him; but the loss of his gift, the ability to destroy a ghoul, was still a raw and open wound. “No, no, needst not worry about that. And I absolutely do not have a cat. I feed the strays that live on the street in the evenings, but they aren’t mine. Except, last night one of them got into my flat somehow, and she won’t leave.”
Iäna’s smile grew to a grin.
“But she is not thy cat?”
“Of course not.”
“Well, othala. An thou’rt the one feeding her and sharing thy home with her, maybe she’s not thy cat, but thou art most certainly her man.”
Celehar huffed, but could not help but soften at the amusement on Iäna’s face.
“It won’t be for long. I’ll get her out tonight, I’m sure.”
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In which a stray cat gives birth on Celehar's bed.
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24 Jan 2025
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Two Royal Pardons by WerewolvesAreReal
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
22 Nov 2024
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After they dissolve the Office of Censorship, Cliopher insists his Radiancy pardon Fitzroy Angursell.
His lord refuses.Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
17 Jan 2025
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“I’m dreaming, and dreaming about you, that’s all,” Cliopher informed me. “For one, I don’t believe in fate, or destiny. Second of all, you’re dressed like Fitzroy Angursell, and that’s clearly not right.” Oh, but this really was dangerous, for you and for me. “Third of all, if this is real I’m probably going to get executed tomorrow for the really very egregious etiquette violations I’ve already committed, and I would prefer not to be.”
“Nobody’s executing you,” you said sharply. You were not going to let anyone. Not Cliopher Mdang, your competent, intrepid, unpolished secretary. (Your soulmate.)
“You see?” Cliopher said. “Unrealistic. Definitely a dream.”
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A Petty Treasons-era soulmates AU.
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17 Jan 2025
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Navitovoa by Quasar
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
27 Apr 2024
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The meeting place of Tovo and Vou'a is... pretty much wherever Tovo happens to be.
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- Part 3 of Tovou'a Stories
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14 Jan 2025
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somebody hears you (you know that) by harborshore for Mysana
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison, Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard
10 Dec 2022
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Across space and time, two lonely boys have a conversation.
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14 Jan 2025
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The Origin of the PresAux Sexy Group Chat by ArtemisTheHuntress, CompletelyDifferent
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
24 Mar 2023
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Pin-Lee calls a very important secret meeting over the feed.
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13 Jan 2025
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Jullanar didn’t realize anything was wrong until the newspaper boy yelped in panic, until she was turning back to see the paper Fitzroy was holding on fire, a conflagration held in one hand, his eyes liquid gold with magic and his voice perfectly empty when he said, “No. That can’t be right. There’s been a mistake.”
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In which an adventure in progress is thoroughly derailed by news of the presumed death of the Viceroy of Zunidh.
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14 Jan 2025
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feel the same old way by rattyjol
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
28 Feb 2024
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Returning to the Palace for the Jubilee, Fitzroy and Conju have a breakthrough.
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13 Jan 2025
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In the Office of Friendship by astrocryptographer
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
26 Aug 2023
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First Commander Omo suggested that his Radiancy retire, and that was bad enough, but then he just. Kept talking.
Elish was going to need a second vacation. If he survived this conversation.
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13 Jan 2025
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The Tanà’s Day Off by rattyjol
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
23 May 2023
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Kip takes the day off. Fitzroy fills in.
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07 Jan 2025