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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    09 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Genshin Impact is a stupid game. Christian de Neuvillette regrets paying for it, even though it helps distract him from the hatable reality of him being in a family of politicians.

    And then he had to die of a dumb staircase accident, and- Whose WONDERFUL idea was it to stuff him into the body of Fontaine’s villainous water dragon, again? And to make the matter worse, said dragon still has to die at the end of the Fontaine Archon Quest line, which HAS to happen!

    Not keen on dying a second time, Christian turns to the simplest, yet most elaborate idea he could turn to for the sake of his survival: the path of being naught but a simple NPC! No one said a new guy can’t barge in! Perfect setting for staying out of harm’s way!

    What he didn’t take into account, though, is all the shenanigans that might possibly come with being a human transmigrated as a dragon posing as a human.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Furina is put on trial.
    Nothing has gone according to plan- everything mirror-her said she had to do was crumbling down around her.

    Is that it? Five hundred long, lonely years... was it all going to waste?
    No. No, Furina has to win this trial. She has to prove herself Focalors, or everything will be washed away.

    Her human ambition, the one mirror-her so admires, breaks through the will of an archon, reconnecting her with her true self.
    In a final bid for Fontaine, perhaps Focalors must seek a higher power... like Raiden Makoto did.

    Originally updated every Friday, but now it's probably closer to once every two weeks... or so...

     

    or: furina becomes the GOD SHE DESERVES TO BE
    or or: she travels the world with lumine
    or or or: extremely self indulgent
    or or or or: watch as author crumbles trying to keep everyone alive and happy

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    11 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    — Я не понимаю. — повторил Ризли. Он мог повторять это до тех пор, пока его голосовые связки не порвались бы в клочья, а глаза не вытекли бы окончательно, оставив лишь пустоту. — Я не могу понять, зачем я тебе вообще нужен, Невиллет. Я плохой омега. И человек тоже.

    Невиллет смотрел на него с нежностью и глубокой печалью.

    Никто в жизни не полюбит такого больного омегу, как Ризли. Он не мог иметь детей. Не мог спариваться. Не мог даже сделать гнездо.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    'Peace, Friend,' Nameless smiled, laying a hand on his tiny cheek. 'You'll get the hang of it.'

    ‘I miss legs. And arms. And limbs.’ The tiny sprite wiggled around before slumping over Nameless’ shoulder. ‘I think I’ll just lay here. Forever. Probably perish.’

    ‘Please do not, Friend.’

    ‘Ugh. I hate this body.’

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    08 Oct 2025