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And so the scholar fell for the demon’s tricks.
And the demon fell even harder.
—“Y’know…” Ford finally spoke, causing Bill to peek over his tongue as it wiped out the contents of his glass, “I’ve never been… the most, adept. At these sorts of things.” He gestured vaguely and Bill cocked a manifested eyebrow at him.
“At getting absolutely plastered with interdimensional gods?”
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Just some fanart inspired by A Human Condition by SapphosScribe, or more specifically the chapter spiritually comparing these characters to Labyrinth. A gift in thanks for all the hours of entertainment I’ve enjoyed with their writing!
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That stupid fucker. Look at him. Wait no, don't, you don't want to get caught staring. Not that you were of course. That'd be creepy and you are definitely not creepy.
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Gamzee has been having nightmares and John gets to find out what it's like to think like a troll.
Things go downhill from there.
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Wings of war by Protostarprominence
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
09 Dec 2025
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Starscream has been found in critical condition after a fight with Megatron. It will be a very long road to recovery.
How will he change under the Autobots care? How will the Autobots change with one of their worst enemies stuck in their medbay? How will the Deceptions manage without their Second in Command?
Change is inevitable. Whether positive or negative, only time will tell.
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12/Sep/25 small update! I'm editing past chapters to fix my usage of "Raph" instead of Raf (sorry) and fix some terminology mistakes (fixing head to be helm and whatnot where I've made mistakes) Currently up to chapter 19
Also, I've cemented a head cannon (first mentioned in the end notes of chapter 23) that Starscream uses Cybertronian time measurements, so I've made some small edits here and there to keep things consistent! Time keys can be found on multiple chapters from before I started implementing this as a part of the story, but I've added one to chapter 3!
As this is my first fic, I have tried my best not to outright re-write things as I like seeing how far I've come :)
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16 Jul 2025
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In Starscream’s honest (and very humble) opinion, this was one of the worst days of his life.
And that’s against some very steep competition, you know! Millennia upon millennia of having the worst luck known to Cybertron and beyond really lends itself to a never-ending stream of horrible events that all culminate into an ever-present world-weariness and severe paranoia, all channeled into one (unfortunately small) seeker.
Today in particular, though, seemed to deviate from his usual pattern of bad luck, in the form of an irate Autobot.
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Another tfp Starscream redemption fic, what more could you want? I don't take myself too seriously, so neither should you.
This is my first fic ever, so formatting advice, critique, and funny insults are encouraged.
(Title from The Fall by half•alive, which is a song I believe describes Starscream and any potential redemption of his quite well)
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10 Dec 2024
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Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.
In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.
Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?Alternatively:
The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.As of right now, I’m updating this every other Sunday. If you want to know about any delays, early updates, or to come interact and check out some cool fanart, you can find me here!
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19 Nov 2024
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Bill Cipher has made no progress in the Theraprism. If anything, he’s spent the past three hundred years deteriorating quicker than the orderlies can put him back together. Maybe that’s why he wakes up in the dirt outside the Mystery Shack three years after his failed Weirdmageddon, trapped in a powerless human body he'd rather explode than inhabit, stuck in a town he hates with all his squishy human heart.
Summer in Gravity Falls is never normal; with a former chaos god thrown into the pot, things are gonna get weird. That weirdness could prove fatal if he refuses to face what he's spent a trillion years repressing. Bill's fate lies in the Pines family's hands (and though none of them know it just yet, the Pines family's fates lie in Bill's).
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18 Nov 2024
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Ford is trapped in the penthouse of the Fearamid during Weirdmageddon. The rescue mission failed, and Bill has his family.
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16 Nov 2024