RazuHime
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What... had he said?
It wasn’t until 4 in the morning, two days after the mission, that he finally remembered, shot up in bed, grabbed his pillow and screamed into it.
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A oneshot where Hanzo realizes that he’s starting to talk like a certain ridiculous cowboy.
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Seteth is asked to step in when the advice counselor is overwhelmed with submissions.
In all his millennia of living, he had never had a job this stressful.
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“It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”
Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”
“No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”“Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”
Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”
Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.
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08 Dec 2021
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They bury Colin Robinson. Then, Guillermo and Nandor spend the next night talking (in between the arguing and resolving sexual tension).
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07 Dec 2021
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the lion's devotion (the lamb's downfall) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2021
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Guillermo pauses, eyes wide. He tries to say something. He can’t.
“I killed a man because he made me angry. I have done this— many times.”
“That’s— that’s a mortal sin, you—“
“I do not wish to be absolved. I want to know why. Why do I feel this… this ache where my soul should be?”
Guillermo’s breath shakes as he exhales. The grate is thin, so thin that a determined man could crash through it and wrap hands around his neck, force the life out of him. “You feel guilt.”
“Why now? Why at all? Why— fuck-ing hell.” The last bit comes out as a pained gasp, and Guillermo can see the man’s head duck, his shoulders hunch. “Can we do this outside? It hurts in here.”
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06 Dec 2021
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Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.
Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
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21 Nov 2021
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Two Guys, a Goose and a Panera Bread by Orangistae
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15 Nov 2021
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“We’re closed!” Guillermo called as he put down the trash bags and walked through to the front of house, mentally adding, “you idiot”; it was almost eleven o’clock and the dining room was dark and empty.
“Then open up again!” the person yelled. “There’s a fucking goose attacking me!”
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Soulmate AU where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. The difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose.
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18 Nov 2021