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“It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”
Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”
“No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”“Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”
Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”
Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.
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08 Dec 2021
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They bury Colin Robinson. Then, Guillermo and Nandor spend the next night talking (in between the arguing and resolving sexual tension).
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07 Dec 2021
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the lion's devotion (the lamb's downfall) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2021
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Guillermo pauses, eyes wide. He tries to say something. He can’t.
“I killed a man because he made me angry. I have done this— many times.”
“That’s— that’s a mortal sin, you—“
“I do not wish to be absolved. I want to know why. Why do I feel this… this ache where my soul should be?”
Guillermo’s breath shakes as he exhales. The grate is thin, so thin that a determined man could crash through it and wrap hands around his neck, force the life out of him. “You feel guilt.”
“Why now? Why at all? Why— fuck-ing hell.” The last bit comes out as a pained gasp, and Guillermo can see the man’s head duck, his shoulders hunch. “Can we do this outside? It hurts in here.”
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06 Dec 2021
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Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.
Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
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21 Nov 2021
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Two Guys, a Goose and a Panera Bread by Orangistae
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 Nov 2021
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“We’re closed!” Guillermo called as he put down the trash bags and walked through to the front of house, mentally adding, “you idiot”; it was almost eleven o’clock and the dining room was dark and empty.
“Then open up again!” the person yelled. “There’s a fucking goose attacking me!”
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Soulmate AU where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. The difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose.
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18 Nov 2021
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A Well Respected Man by Nox_Wicked
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Oct 2019
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It was all Felix's fault. If not for him and his stupid, insatiable boyfriend, none of it would have happened.
That's Ferdinand's story anyway, and he was sticking to it.
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Ferdinand accidentally sends his boss a dick pic, and suffers. Based on the famous "Accidentally?" tweet.
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- Part 1 of Working Nine to Five
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09 Oct 2021
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Denial & Deception by Bohemienne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Sep 2020
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When the Black Eagles Strike Force's top mole in the Leicester Alliance is discovered, Byleth proposes a drastic plan to gather the necessary intelligence for an invasion. Hubert and Ferdinand will have to fake a clandestine relationship, feud with Edelgard, flee the Empire, and take refuge in the Alliance to begin gathering the information the emperor needs . . . assuming they don't kill each other in the process.
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03 Oct 2021
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Hanzo Shimada regrets ever joining Overwatch after he is paired with Jesse McCree, known cowboy enthusiast, and dropped off in the middle of American suburbia. Forced to blend in with the environment, endure neighborhood cookouts, and share his new living space with his so-called 'Husband', the two prepare to preform the ultimate sting operation: taking down the Vishkar corporation once and for all. He can't help but think this will all go horribly wrong.
Or, alternatively titled: the undercover fake-marriage fic that every fandom deserves.
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27 Apr 2021
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Everything he tells Hanzo is true; it’s what he doesn’t tell him that’s liable to get him killed.
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25 Apr 2021
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Some things just pair up perfectly.
The sun and the moon.
Stars and the night sky.
Thunder and lightning.
Some things are just meant to be.
Even a bounty hunter cowboy and a lone wolf mercenary who discover how two loners can help each other be a little bit less lonely and how good life can actually be when you have the right person by your side to help change it for the better.
Some things just go together.
Like Silver N’ Gold.
---Fic has been updated to remove old cowboy name.
Still currently on a temp not-quite-hiatus.
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31 Mar 2021
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Under Your Skin by Sindaria
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
03 Nov 2019
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Byleth makes a plan to crack Seteth's no-nonsense demeanor and it backfires spectacularly.
Or: Why you should always take advice from Claude.
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16 Sep 2019
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Jesse McCree leaves Overwatch, having had enough of the abandonment and loss it has brought him.
Hanzo Shimada follows.- Language:
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10 Jul 2017
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02 Apr 2017
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Jack Morrison is a new captain on the Overwatch Police Force. On his very first assignment, he comes face to face with the city's most dangerous vigilante and lives to tell about it. Things grow stranger as the vigilante keeps showing up in his house and badly attempting to woo him. However, when you are surrounded by vigilantes, someone is bound to notice and retaliation is never far behind.
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28 Mar 2017
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Hanzo Shimada presented as an Omega when he was a young teen, ever since he has done his best to hide the fact from the world. Managing to get his hands on some rather shady implants that allowed him to present as a Beta. He actively avoided forming any sort of romantic relationship, rather spending his life alone than risk anyone discovering the truth.
That was, until he met Jesse McCree, another beta who managed to sneak into his heart.
Except, Jesse isn't a beta, just a super chill Alpha.
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24 Mar 2017
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absence makes the heart grow fonder. or just forgetful.
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24 Mar 2017
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Jesse McCree was a lot of things: reckless, charming, arrogant, dangerous, and an incredible pain in the ass. And yet he was still Gabriel Reyes' favorite person. It only took nearly losing him in the explosion that cost the gunslinger his arm for Gabriel to finally realize that.
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14 Mar 2017
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Hanzo is a stressed-out, socially-awkward architect. To help his brother unwind, Genji buys him time with Jesse McCree.
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02 Feb 2017
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Jesse McCree has zero patience for sniping, good thing he's got Commander Reyes talking in his ear to keep him company.
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04 Jan 2017
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"Dragons" animated short occurs during story.
As people hurry homeward, their long day done, Hanzo’s day begins.
They call it “The Midnight Diner”, a small—micro, really—pub on a narrow street, tucked under the dull roar of the trains that pass by overhead like muted dragons, a reminder of a different time, a different life.
Hanzo’s shop only opens from midnight to 7 a.m. Does he even have customers? His diner attracts more people than you might think.
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27 Nov 2016