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    “A more suspicious man might think you’re dating me for my Uber rating.”

     

    In which Astarion is a smug, asshole lawyer, and Gale is the rich jerk who falls for him.

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    31 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    There was something in Astarion's voice that Elric wasn’t catching– the reason why a paladin like him was still alive in the first place. Blood welled up in a hot line across his windpipe, the dagger digging in, and Astarion’s breathing deepened as it trickled down El’s neck. The reality of it washed over him like rain.

    “You want me,” he said.

    “To be mine,” Astarion said, soft, “as you promised.”

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    Or: a dark fantasy twist on the Ascension and its aftermath, and what it means to make choices you can't take back.

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    Or: Psst. Come closer. Yeah, you. This is the absolute opposite of a redemption fic. A post-canon, fall-from-grace, "I can make you infinitely worse" kind of story, in which there is no simple happy ending. But there's mystery on the way. And dragons. True love, even. So if you're fine with that, come aboard. It's going to be a wild ride.

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    26 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Ciaran unsubscribes from the life of The Favored Spawn (and nothing more), and leaves. Not to be denied, Astarion gives chase.

    The epilogue for everyone who’s stomach curled at the emotional repercussions of vampire ascendency, and what could happen to Astarion and his love after five hundred years drunk on power.

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    08 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    They have saved the city and possibly the world. All is great and everyone is happy... except Astarion has been banished back into the shadows, and Tav is stuck in an uneven battle with his own oath.

    He's losing the fight. He knew he would from the moment he fell for Astarion. But he can't lose yet, not before they find a way for Astarion to walk in the sun again.

    Or: I wanted to give unascended Astarion and his paladin a better ending than "well, shit".

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    27 Dec 2023

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    “Make it hurt, then. Kiss me like you want to kill me.”

    “I can do that.”

    Two broken stars in a decaying orbit, passing closer and closer together until the inevitable, devastating collision.

    Or, Tav is fucked up and down bad for Astarion, who doesn't quite see the appeal (but he's getting there). Sexual frustration, sloppy handjobs, a heavy dose of masochism, and way too many failed Insight checks ahead. Tav falls first, Astarion falls harder (eventually).

    Or, a tragic-but-hopeful romance told through a series of incredibly ill-advised sexual encounters.

    If you want to read a story where Astarion is sweet from the start and Tav is here to fix him, this isn't the one. If you want to read about two terribly broken men spending a good long while making each other worse before they make each other better, this might be for you. If you thought the in-game romance was a little too easy and it should have been ten times more painful and difficult to convince Astarion he's worthy of love, this is definitely for you.

    Set during the canonical events of Baldur's Gate 3.

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    26 Dec 2023