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“Egbert, you order the same damn thing every time. A burger with nothing but a patty. No bun. No toppings. No sauce. Just a singular patty, and you make direct eye contact while you do it.”
June only shrugged at this, tapping her painted fingernails rhythmically against the brick wall. She still bore a shit-eating grin on her face. “Minimalism is in. Either way, I can only afford the barest of bones.”
Dave snorted, shaking his head. “You’re terrorising minimum wage fast food workers for sport.”
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Or, June Egbert has a passion for pissing off the employee at Grubshack - Karkat Vantas. Dave tells her to commit to the bit, and things quickly escalate.Bookmarked by Ribko
01 Feb 2026
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The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.
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Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.- Language:
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22 Nov 2025
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Now chatting with a live representative.
TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?
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- Part 1 of > _
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01 Nov 2025
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You blink. You've just awoken to the dulcet tones of Fred Durst yelling about the way that it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Raising your very uninjured arm and pressing your hand against your eyes so hard you start seeing stars, you just might have to agree with his assessment. Because it is one of those days where everything is fucked. Everybody does, in fact, suck.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and this is the third time you've woken up on this exact morning.
You just might have to start breaking stuff.⁙
In a world slightly off from the one we are used to, the Striders end up stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
How do you get out of a labyrinth when all you have is a string that keeps fraying?Series
- Part 1 of went blind last year + extras
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A conversation about a brain in a jar over coffee.