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catch me if you can by ethereal_mads for Lemonwedgiee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2026
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Draco Malfoy is The Agency's second-ranked assassin (an administrative obscenity he intends to rectify). Hermione Granger is Agent No. 1, and the reason he hasn't. When their rivalry follows them on a mission to Monte Carlo, everything goes spectacularly off-script.
May the best killer win.
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"You're very convincing," Hermione said.
Draco arched a brow. "Convincing of what, exactly?"
"That you're not jealous."
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13 Sep 2026
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I Hope They Serve Butterbeer In Hell by monstersofmen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has five rules for making sure he never gets trapped by a witch, and he's gladly made a career out of sharing them with wizards around the globe. After all, someone has to make sure they're not all pussy whipped and pathetic.
Then one night Hermione Granger wears a green dress, does a tequila shooter, and traps him in a full Body Bind.
And he's a goner.
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Featuring a Manosphere influencer Draco on the Wizarding Wireless, who gets humbled by a badass, take no prisoners Hermione Granger.
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19 Jul 2026
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Bedside Manners by ethereal_mads for DancingInMoonlight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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When Hermione Granger is admitted to St. Mungo's after a curse-breaking incident, Draco Malfoy expects the evening will be unpleasant in all the usual ways. Diagnostics. Paperwork. Enter an insufferable swot to argue with him about his own treatment plan, giving him an inevitable headache.
What he does not expect is sex pollen.
Then again, Draco always hypothesized that Granger would be the death of him.
Or: Hermione gets sex-pollinated, Draco tries to be ethical about it, the ususal chaos ensues.
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19 Jul 2026
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This is a detailed part of a text fic I have been uploading to my insta at ada_p_rix. (There are 34 other parts on there.) I would post it to insta but I think I would get an instant ban ...
It can also just be read as a smutty oneshot if you have not followed the insta story.
Essentially:
Draco is in Azkaban, Hermione has a Death Eater kink and has now decided to meet Draco (with help from the incredibly unhelpful Zabini) and have some Azkaban sex.
That's it.
That's the jist of it.
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19 Jul 2026
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When the safety of the English Quidditch team is threatened on the cusp of the World Cup Final, Auror Hermione is sent in as part of the protection detail. Not only is she assigned to tail her ex—fit and annoyingly flirty seeker Draco Malfoy—but a curse threatens to take her life unless she sleeps with him… And that wouldn’t be such a problem if he hadn't already broken her heart.
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24 May 2026