Rmh03
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Dean is 3 months pregnant when he gets a call from his brother.
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Jimin’s mom hates Yoongi, but he puts up with it, and wins something along the way.
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Mira's parents visit with little to no warning. It doesn't go particularly well.
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Jungkook looks at Yoongi, all bright-eyed and earnest as he almost always is, and says, “Hey, hyung, I know your rut is coming up. I don't want to make you uncomfortable or rush things or -- anything, but. I’d really like to spend it with you.”
Yoongi's blood runs cold.(Or: Yoongi lets himself be known)
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Dennis house sits. He texts. He checks in.
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somebody does love (but i'm thinking `bout min yoongi) by missandrogyny
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Sep 2023
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One thing that Seokjin’s learned after knowing Yoongi for so long is that if he doesn’t want to talk about it, he really doesn’t want to talk about it, and he’ll do anything and everything to dodge the conversation. It’s why it’s so frustrating to deal with him sometimes; he never wants to talk about things, and if Seokjin’s being honest, he too doesn’t want to talk about things, which means that it’s highly possible for the both of them to just exist beautifully in Not-Talking-About-Things harmony. Hoseok and Namjoon have told them repeatedly that it isn’t healthy or mature for them to be acting like this, which is why Seokjin, being the older one, is out here trying his best.
But Yoongi is stubborn on good days and a downright pain in the ass on bad ones, and after three more times shooting down Seokjin’s attempts to talk about it, Seokjin decides to do what any self-respecting man would:
He talks to his girlfriend about it.
(Or: College AU where Yoongi writes an unhinged pining song, and Seokjin just can't get it out of his head.)
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23 Apr 2026
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Yoongi’s too focused on watching Taehyung’s dirt-smeared, long fingers drag across a vine that he walks into a shelf. Something wobbles. In an instant, Taehyung’s there, a hand on his back and the other snatching the snow globe that almost fell.
“Oops,” Taehyung says, too close. A smile curls up his face. His voice is low and Yoongi shivers. “Don’t wanna break that. I’d have to hire you to exterminate the very angry yeti inside.” Taehyung steps back, hand leaving Yoongi’s back. Yoongi can breathe again. “Look, so small and cute. Very ferocious in real life.”
He shakes the snow globe and holds it in front of Yoongi’s face.
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Or, the Constantine AU no one asked for, where Yoongi is a bitter exorcist crushing on magic store-owner Taehyung, with no idea how to deal with his feelings. Plus demons.
No knowledge of Constantine required!
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21 Apr 2026
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Eventually the zucchinis are all decimated and the Furbys are lined up how Bev wants them. Richie tucks his legs in and makes room for other people on the couch. When Mike sits next to him instead of Eddie, he tries not to be crestfallen. Being seated next to Mike is a blessing, and Eddie’s only two cushions away. Richie waits for Mike to get comfortable before plopping his legs in his lap so his toes are touching Eddie, anyway.
“Get your foot out of my armpit,” Eddie says, shoving Richie away. “What the hell are we watching?”
“I’m so glad you asked,” Richie says. For a moment, his stomach twists nervously. But the truth is, he knows he has nothing to be worried about, not anymore. “Who here likes to objectify men?”
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17 Apr 2026
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"No, I would've remembered this," Richie says, folding his hand around the un-bandaged parts of Eddie's hand. The gold ring glints on his pinky.
Eddie explains how he stabbed himself and Richie nearly dies. His laughter sounds like someone peeling out on fresh blacktop.
"Okay, yeah, hyuck it up, you goofy bitch," Eddie says.
"How many times is that? Four? The universe wants you to be penetrated, Eds," Richie says. "It cannot get enough of you."
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17 Apr 2026
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The zombie apocalypse happened six years ago.
Yoongi lives alone on a farm in the mountains, until he doesn't.
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24 Mar 2026