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    Harry Potter and the Language of Snakes by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 Aug 2025

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    Having survived first year oblivious to Dumbledore's machinations, but wiser to the world of wizarding politics and Slytherin Ideals, Harry Potter is eager to start his second year.

    Harry still wants to prove himself, while also coming to terms with the concept that he is worthy of unconditional love but that not everyone can be trusted.

    Draco still wants to be the best friend that he can, while also developing more of his own identity.

    Severus still wants a drink, while also grappling with the knowledge that the Dark Lord definitively knows he's a traitor, but as of yet, Lucius Malfoy does not.

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    15 Feb 2025

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    Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    16 Sep 2020

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    30 Jan 2025

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    Dumpster Diving for Treasure by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types  

    08 Nov 2024

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    After waking up from his own demise in an alternate universe, Peter's first course of action is to gather as much information and resources as possible to make his life easier. In doing this, he decides that dumpster diving at local playboy billionaire, Bruce Wayne's, manor would be the best place to find anything useful.
    Unfortunately for Peter, it's trash day, and a certain butler catches him mid-dive.

    Dedicated to Anna, Randy, Evan, and Coro.

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    07 Apr 2024

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    Percy Jackson: A Gamer's Journey by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson & The Olympians (Movies), Percy Jackson RPG  

    23 Dec 2023

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    Percy Jackson is granted the powers of a gamer by the Fates. Follow Percy's crazy adventure through the game called life where life-death situations are treated as a common occurrence, monsters run free and the son of Poseidon is armed with new powers. Percy x Hestia x Artemis. Gamer!Percy. Eventual OP! Lemons will be there later.

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    29 Dec 2023

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    i can't go back and lose it all by

    Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

    10 Aug 2022

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    What would happen if all the Jedi loved their friends, family, spouses, or troops too deeply to accept the horrific losses in the Clone Wars? They would all Fall. And if all the Jedi Generals are actually Sith, Order 66 would not work as planned.

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    17 Sep 2023