14 Works by SS_Shitstorm
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Seraphim by SS_Shitstorm for god
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
14 May 2026
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His optics flare in relief, flare the color of incense and myrrh coals beneath the breath of a weary priest. “Not that I doubted you’d come to see reason, my precious student—" And oh, the way his voice shivers around that title, seizes your spark and bleeds into the chamber where your heart used to be. "—but what precisely tipped you over the edge?”
“Because I’ve got nothing left to lose.” You rake your digits down your face. “Because if you wanted me dead, you could’ve just let me do it myself, so this is probably something else. But mostly because when you in-fucking-particular call my name—" you heave a bitter sigh, peering into those embers from the sides of your optics. Even at dusk, you know better than to stare directly into the sun "—it... it’s like a prayer.”
(Yes, this is the fic that's holding Bread up. The line to throw tomatoes and week-old-hamburger-buns at me starts behind the dumpster. Make it hurt.)
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- Part 3 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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Breaking Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
03 Oct 2025
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“Your flyboy has a point -” you say, snarling loud enough to hide the shaking in your voice “ I got a B- in chemistry. You want someone with a Ph.D. Why don’t you do us both a favor and finish killing me? Why don’t you go get the right human?!”
“Because, fleshling, if this is how you react with your options whittled down to the nub-” the moonlight glints wickedly off his fangs as his grin twists into a full blown Cheshire cat smile “-then I believe we have found the right human.”
(Smut located on chapters 49-52 if that's what you're looking for)
On brief hiatus until I finish Seraphim so I can accept death, face God, and walk backwards into hell. TY so much for your patience <3
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- Part 1 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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Making Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
07 Jun 2024
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“I’m dreaming…right?” you say, pinching yourself, slapping your cheek, trying to push your fingers through your palm before giving up and burying your face in your hands. “This isn’t…this can’t be real. There’s just… no way you...me…I can’t-!“
“Assurance: Current experience occurring in reality. Suggestion:-” He peels your hands away from your face with the tip of his digit, pausing either to savor the knife’s edge you’re both dancing on, or just as breathless at the prospect of jumping off. “-since mass displacement has already been demonstrated, allow physical proof of reciprocation.”
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- Part 2 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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Shiny and New by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One
19 Sep 2023
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“I am...afraid-” he whispers, excited, reverent caution in his deep voice “-that I am not sure how to proceed, nor am I entirely confident in my ability to find my bearings once we do so-”
“You don’t have to be.” you say, smiling warmly as you place a finger against his lips. “I can take the lead this time.”
(In which you add “re-teaching a billion year old space warrior how to make love” to your resume.)
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Fortuna Primigenia by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
26 May 2021
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You pause for a moment, considering insanity at the prospect of battling a giant robot with two kitchen knives while static-peppered Michael Jackson blares in the background.
“Nah," you think, "Better roll with the punches.”
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“Tell me, human-" Starscream purrs, so close the vibrations of his voice roar through you. “-Did you honestly want to know about cybertronian reproduction, or does this have something to do with these “needs” you so conveniently skimmed over?”
(Formerly known as "Maximum Efficiency")
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Physical Therapy by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
04 Dec 2016
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Utilizing mass conversion to frag a human in a locker room shower isn't normal. But on Synth En it is.
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Faster Pussycat by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
31 Jan 2016
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A normal, sane, not tipsy person might take pause upon the knowledge that their car suddenly started talking back to them. You however, are none of those things.
“Dude. My car sounds like a babe.” you say slowly, blinking.
“Why, thank you.”
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When Hinata volunteers to become Jinchuuriki after Naruto's untimely death, she struggles to keep a sense of identity while the lines between her life and Kyuubi's former host blur faster than she can draw them.
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“You like Ino, right?” Sakura murmurs, green eyes mischievous from behind an uncanny sex-kitten face “Do you like girls? Do you want to find out?” Hinata doesn't know how to respond to this. When Sakura decides to kiss her, she doesn't have to.
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"I'm also not cluelessssss-" this time it tapers into a full out hiss, and there's something different reflected in those gold eyes as he murmurs, lips against your ear. "I know you've been wanting to fuck me."
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"How does it feel?" Sasuke snarls, pure, unadulterated rage reflected in his eyes. "How does it feel to be totally and utterly helpless while I fuck you?"
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Ten years undercover can be hard on anyone. Thank god you've got someone to confide in, even if he is a perverted asshole.
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"Take a good look at my 'homely' little body," you purr in the most sultry voice you can manage, running a finger under his chin "Because I don't care HOW bad you need a lay, Deidara. You're NOT going to get it"