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Abstract: A silly little parody of the “First Aid Fail” scene from season 5, episode 14 of The Office, but it’s the Nu Carnival guys and it is 1000000000x gayer and stupider. This makes no sense, but neither does life and that is ok. Please don’t sue me, The Office!
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Abstract: Hello. Olivine is horny and decides to get a special piercing in his special area. Antics ensue.
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Xie Lian Takes Over Ikea by Sagn
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Kitchen Nightmares RPF
22 Jan 2025
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Abstract: After losing a silly little bet to Feng Xin, Xie Lian has to take over the kitchen of what is apparently a Swedish furniture store. How will he face the wrath of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and the customers who come by? Will Xie Lian be able to manage a whole kitchen of an Ikea without burning it down? Will Hua Cheng survive being ten feet away from Xie Lian AND manage to find something cute for them to take home after the adventure? Find out today!
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Hualian and The Hot Tub Time Machine by Sagn for Bird_of_Dreams
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
05 Jan 2025
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Abstract: Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are just chilling in Puqi when Pei Ming delivers a strange box with a note on it. Shenanigans ensue. What will they see? What will they think? What will happen to Hua Cheng and Xie Lian as they travel through time? Is it just a dream? Jurassic Park??? *Dramatic Music*
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Aoba and Eiden Randomly Meet at a New Year's Party by Sagn
Fandoms: DRAMAtical Murder (Visual Novel), 新世界狂歡｜NU: carnival (Video Game)
05 Jan 2025
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Abstract: Eiden wandered and walked into a bar because he was bored on New Year’s Eve. He finds this blue mf from another BL game and thinks he is cute, so he decides to flirt with him. Aoba was randomly drawn to the same bar. They both talk a lot and become besties over the night as they discuss their connection and memories from the year. New Year’s Eve is the perfect time for new discoveries!
************ALSO NOTE BEFORE READING: Contains SPOILERS for both games. This is set right before Ren's route in DMMD and a bit after wherever Nu Carnival last stopped because Nu Carnival's main story is not finished yet. Thus, I put both characters in a position before the full ending/canon of their games. So no Ren Route yet for Aoba, and Eiden knows Rei and... Tee hee.
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True and Complete Story Told by Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket by Mich_Solo
Fandoms: The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket - Edgar Allan Poe
05 Jan 2026
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This is a retelling of the classic Edgar Allan Poe novella in which main characters find themselves on an adventurous sailing, fighting pirates and uncover something unsettling...
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06 Jan 2026
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Lan Qiren will do everything to protect his innocent nephew from the purple beast.
Even if he has to break every rule of Cloud Recesses in doing so.
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Or Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get together at fifteen, the Lans are very overprotective, Wei Wuxian is blissfully oblivious, Lan Wangji is enjoying his first romance while Papa Lan enjoys the show.
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27 Dec 2025
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After losing a soccer game, Isagi must pay his side of a losing bet to Kaiser. Kaiser takes Isagi on... quite the punishment.
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18 Jan 2025
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