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Jeon Jeongguk and the mysterious 'gay vibe' by SailorMPE
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Feb 2020
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“What's up, Chim?“
“Will you come pick up Tae? Like right now?“
“Why? Something wrong? What happened? Did he have another breakdown over the thought of grass having feelings?“
“Uh...no, but we might've watched the documentary on Ted Bundy and now he doesn't wanna walk back alone but I sure as hell am not walking him to your place and then going back alone myself! So come pick him up please?“
Alternatively: Jeongguk and Taehyung are best friends, roommates and probably soulmates at this point. Some would even say married. But who's gonna tell Jeongguk?
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Jeongguk really wants to have the Army experience and watches Taehyung perform Singularity live in concert.
But he gets more than just a fan experience and starts doubting his feelings for his bandmate.(Alternatively: The shit Singularity makes you feel, my dude.)
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Title is pretty self-explanatory, but here goes:
Y/N just wanted a haircut after another breakup and somehow ended up at Kim Seokjins Midnight Hairdresser and it all goes downhill (or uphill, depending on how you see it) from there.
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“I… I actually have a favor to ask.”
The reaction at the table was inevitable and it stung. Smiles grew wary and both Beauregard and Veth crossed their arms immediately, Veth sizing him up with a critical look.
“What kind of favor?”
Essek felt the blood shoot into his cheeks- by the luxon, this had been a terrible idea. But it was too late now.“I… my Den’s annual meeting is coming up, and I need a plus one, to put it simply.”
The Nein still all stared at him, brows furrowed.“Is it a political meeting?”, Caleb asked.
“It’s more of a family get-together, to be honest.”, Essek confessed, feeling very sheepish.
“But why do you need someone to go with you?”, Jester asked, scrunching up her nose.
Well, there it was. Essek fidgeted with his sleeve before he replied, as dignified as possible, “Frankly, because I am tired of my family’s burning questions about why I never bring any company.”
The resulting shriek Jester let out made him jump- and not only him it seemed.“You need someone to pretend to be your daaaaaaaate?”
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01 Dec 2025
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I Want to Ki** You by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2021
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“What am I trying to do?” Feng Xin asks.
“You’re trying to destroy my cultivation,” Mu Qing reminds him.
He has to give Feng Xin some credit. There’s no glimmer of recognition in his eyes, and his mouth just stays slightly parted as if he’s searching for the right way to defend himself. “What the fuck?”
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Mu Qing uncovers Feng Xin’s plot to kill him (or so he thinks).
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26 Feb 2024
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or you just saw me with my equations up by decis by xiaolongbaobei for niewanyin (mintaejin)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2020
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“Have you heard?! How very disgraceful! Nan Yang Zhen Jun is having an affair with a junior official from the Xuan Zhen Palace!”
Or Mu Qing pines, Fu Yao is charming and Feng Xin is a lot smarter than anyone gives him credit for.
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26 Feb 2024
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Autumn Wind Clear, Autumn Moon Bright by anijii
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2019
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We think of each other, when will we meet again?
After everything, Shi Qingxuan finds that there is, indeed, a path forward.- Language:
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24 Feb 2024
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When Quan Yizhen demands that Yin Yu hit him, Yin Yu decides he's going to drive away Quan Yizhen once and for all. But Yin Yu's heart has other things in store.
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21 Feb 2024