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    If God is always listening (and Dennis has been told repeatedly that he is) then God already knows what goes on inside of his head. God knows that Dennis has been harboring strange, perverted desires for as long as he’s known how to want. God knows that Dennis’s peers never could capture his attention the way their fathers did. God, more than anyone else, knows the sheer depths of the youngest Whitaker child’s depravity. All-seeing being, right? That’s the way the story goes.

    So fire and brimstone it is.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Sapnap grew up in Texas, a state where being gay just wasn't something you were allowed to talk about- so he didn't. He never came out to his family and even when he made new friends who loved him unconditionally, he still couldn't bring himself to come out. Staying in the closet never felt like a problem once he moved to Florida with Dream, well, until a video collaboration introduced him to a boy that made him question if he could keep hiding. Now, Sapnap has to return to Texas for the first time since his move to Florida for his step-sister's birthday. What's waiting for him when he arrives is going to make keeping his sexuality a secret from his family that much harder.

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    27 Dec 2022

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    “See ya on Saturday, Kravitz.” And the line goes dead.

    Kravitz wipes his sweaty hands on his pants and prays to every god he can think of that whatever necromantic crimes people have planned for the weekend, they have the kindness not to commit them on Saturday.

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    Watch these two idiots fall in love, again. The story of their developing relationship post-first date, pre-Story & Song!

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    22 Sep 2022

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    “Fine then” Ranboo says “Michael.”

    “Wh-You can’t name it Micheal that’s-”

    “You took too long picking a name, so he’s Michael”

    “At least tell me you’re spelling it with the ‘E’ first”

    Ranboo writes it down “Nope. Absolutely not”

    High School AU where Ranboo and Tubbo are paired up for the tropey home-ec project where you take care of one of those robotic babies. And through the pain of group projects, a friendship is born. A school play, a wedding, some mild trespassing and vandalism, and way too many indie rock songs

    (Title is from 400 Lux by Lorde, all the chapter titles are also songs!)

    (Disclaimer: This is based on the characters and events from the Dream SMP, not the actual creators. I know there's a lot of overlap between the character and creators but certain characters in this fic like Dream or any other villains still have villainous qualities. Along with that, I want to give a trigger warning for some pretty heavy topics, child abuse, abusive relationships, suicide, self-harm and underage substance abuse are all things that are talked about or at least mentioned in this fic. Think Perks of Being a Wallflower)

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    27 Feb 2022

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    03 Apr 2021