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Naota Week Day 2: Kiss(es. They kiss a lot.)
Now that they're together, Souta takes the opportunity to simply... look at Nao. It was embarrassing before they were dating, but it's normal to stare at your boyfriend, right?
This somehow leads to a lot of kisses and cuddles and also some insecurity. As a treat.
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Souta decides to go a night without any sleep. Nao decides that's insane and forces him to get some shut-eye.
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These are just all of my IDCC writings that I felt were too short to make their own story. For now they're all Naota, but maybe that'll change, we'll see :]
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Tonight was meant to be a fun party for the soccer team, an end of the year celebration! And it was really fun. That is, until Takahashi whipped out the hard cider and some whiskey. That was manageable on its own, but then Takeo decided to have a little fun.
“Takeo, you fucking spiked the punch?” Souta practically shouted at a very tipsy Takeo. The two were standing over the couch which held an even more drunk Nao, who per Souta’s demand, was chugging a bottle of water.
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Aka: Nao gets drunk and is very clingy and soft. But also kind of a bitch. He's still Nao of course.
Aka (squared): I wanted to write a silly fic about Nao getting drunk but accidentally gave it a really soft and sweet ending and gave Souta. bit of a character study
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Kissing Practice (Not Fireworks) by SaltyButSad
Fandoms: Idiots Don't Catch Colds (Webcomic)
23 Jun 2023
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Nao stared off into space again for a while; he had been doing that a lot tonight, before exhaling and finally looking Souta in the eyes. "Well, you can try kissing me if you're so curious."
Air was forcefully shoved out of Souta's lungs, and suddenly he wasn't convinced this wasn't another one of his dreams about kissing Nao silly.
"W-What?"
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Or: Nao offers to help Souta practice kissing. Over time, it gets harder to pretend it doesn't mean anything.
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strings of fate by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 May 2023
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The boy standing in the mirror wasn’t Wilbur.
He blinked a few times, and the boy in the mirror did too. He lifted a hand, with the stranger doing the same. When he flipped the reflection off, the bony and bruised hand flipped him off in return.
“This isn’t me,” Wilbur whispered in the stranger’s voice, the reflection mouthing the words in time with him.
This wasn’t him and yet the reflection in the mirror was telling him it was. The boy had curly blonde hair that was styled similarly to Wilbur’s, except the fringe wasn’t nearly as long. Wide set blue eyes stared at him, and after a moment of being frozen, he squeezed them shut, wondering if his reflection would be back to normal when he opened them.
His eyes blinked open, and he saw he was still blonde and blue-eyed. Fuck.
or, Wilbur is bored of the monotony of his life in a small town, and wishes for a new life. Meanwhile, Tommy is tired of the isolation that comes with living in the city, and wonders what it would be like to have a closer family.
Neither one meant they wanted to start swapping bodies.
or or, a Your Name au.
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10 Dec 2022
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"You missed a spot," a voice spoke up above his music. It was only eight in the fucking morning and Tommy, if you hadn’t gathered it yet, was not a morning person. So whichever little bitch of a guard was trying to comment on his work was about to severely regret it.
Tommy squared his shoulders, pulled out an earbud and whipped around. "Excuse you, you fucki—" He stopped. There was no guard there. The hall was empty. Instead, he found himself staring into a cell.
Tommy didn't need to read the plaque next to the cell to know who those brown eyes belonged to. Fucking Siren.
Or, Tommy, an orphan freshly turned eighteen, has landed himself a job as a janitor inside the highest security prison of the country: Pandora's Vault. Also known as the prison that holds the most powerful supervillains of the last decades, including Siren, the Blade and even Zephyrus. He doesn't care, though, because he's just here to clean and get paid. Right?- Language:
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29 Oct 2022
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two faces of janus by orphan_account for TwilightStormCat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
21 Sep 2022
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Tommy wasn't stupid.
He knew what his family did whenever they made excuses of overtime shifts and plans with friends.
From the videos online, their mechanisms were the same regardless of what costumes or masks they wore. He recognised their styles of speech and the insults they threw at heroes. Beyond the voice modifiers, Tommy could tell.
His family were villains.
But he didn't care. Because they were his family. Even if they didn't know he knew.
So why did they continue to lie to him?
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21 Sep 2022
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Renegade has been unusually quiet. There is no trace of his usual banter or dramatic monologues echoing through the warehouse. Only focused determination and shots aimed to kill.
Because Tommy fucked up. He fucked up badly and only he and the villain in front of him knows it.
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Or: Tommy is a young hero who had the misfortune of seeing the face of one of the most powerful supervillains in the city. To make it even worse, he thinks he recognizes him.
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love was a deadline (always fucking missing it) by Ghostburs_Blue for thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
25 Dec 2021
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"–my? Tommy! Please, I’m sorry!"
Wilbur?
No, that’s silly. Why would Wilbur be looking for him after what he did? After what he said?
"Tommy, please!"
It sure sounds a lot like Wilbur. Tommy pries his eyes open, squinting through the snow and blinking at the lanky figure not far off in the distance. His movement seems to attract its attention, because it starts to move towards him, slowly and then picking up until it runs full-tilt at him.
"Tommy!"
Oh. It is Wilbur.
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Tommy runs away from home in the middle of a snowstorm, is brought home by a very brother-shaped siren, and is surprised to learn that his family actually wants him.
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