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Well what do we have here?
A human Serial Killer wearing the face of a cherub?
Welcome to the twisted world of Guillermo de la Cruz, Serial Killer, and Nandor the Relentless, his vampire master.Series
- Part 1 of Of Long Nights and Longer Days
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Star Mall didn't do away with Billy quite as much as everyone thought.
Although is his current life anything to go back to?
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Jake Sully isn't exactly brought back to life (he can't be, not when his contract says upon death and there's a blue ass with the same stripes still running around out there); he's just spat out again. Born from his cash contract daddy and his sterile RDA wire mommy.
Incubated on an Interstellar Space Vehicle, and then delivered on the wings of a Valkyrie to Polyphemus' moon, her green and blue swathed surface, fifteen years after it had been abandoned. Except he doesn't touch Pandora's skin, not exactly, he's placed in a winding metal labyrinth with glittering artificial stars smeared across its corridor flanks alongside twelve other wolves fleeced in blue skin.
It's his house of Asterion. This maze. His colonel.
He'll do whatever it takes to be a damn good soldier this time around.
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Or how a recombinant Jake Sully becomes a monster gnashing his bloody teeth on the concept of family, home, spiders caught in golden webs, and belonging to someone, anyone, in the deep, heaving sulfuric bowels of Bridgehead.Series
- Part 1 of I HAVE NO MOUTH, AND I MUST SCREAM
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06 Jan 2026
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Literally the best most messed up recom jake story I could ever have hoped for
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Weary, cold, and hungry, Klink collapses. Hogan discovers Klink has been missing meals—by choice. When Klink falls ill, Hogan enlists LeBeau's cooking to revive the lean, freezing Kommandant.
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06 Dec 2025
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Arrested for petty crime, Stan expects to go on trial and end up in prison. It wouldn’t be the first time. He knows how it goes.
What he does not expect is for people to start treating him weirdly after one of his fuzzy-brain episodes. He does not expect to be acquitted on account of being deemed mentally incapable. He does not expect the court to rule he be placed under adult guardianship.
And he definitely does not expect when it’s his estranged twin brother who shows up as his new guardian.
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12 Oct 2025
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For the World’s More Full of Weeping by IdLike2SayBeautifulThingsButIDontKnowHow
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
30 Mar 2025
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Reid moved over to the map to adjust the position of the pin. Only then did he realise the others’ eyes were still on him.
“Reid, you have a visitor,” said JJ, curiosity lacing her voice.
He turned back to face her.
“She says she’s your sister.”
Or: What if a violent incident at home led an 11-year-old Spencer Reid to be placed in foster care – only for him to discover that he might have been safer staying where he was?
Now the team is back in Las Vegas, just streets away from where he grew up, investigating a case that strikes just a little too close to home.
What secrets will they uncover and what has Reid been hiding all these years?
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10 Oct 2025
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“What the blazes! Nadja, darling, come here!” Laszlo calls from the doorway to Nandor’s crypt.
“Is it witches again?,” Nadja asks, following Laszlo into the room with a look of trepidation. “Laszlo I told you to get rid of that–Oh! A little mortal has snuck into Nandor’s crypt!”
The vampire couple stand over the open coffin, peering down at your prone form with twin looks of disgust.
“That’s what I thought, but look!” Laszlo reaches down and brushes your hair off your forehead to reveal the letters written in black permanent marker, Nandor - 11/3/20.
“Ew,” Nadja frowns, “he’s keeping food in his coffin?”
Laszlo nods with a look of outraged vindication, “And he calls me unhygienic!”
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Nandor saves you for later.Bookmarked by Sam_mee
02 Oct 2025