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    “Who does she think she is?” Rio said, gesturing wildly. “Just got here and already acting like she owns the damn place!”

    Alice looked around Rio, “Hot too,” Alice muttered.

    Rio looked confused before turning around and glancing back at the house where Agatha had appeared in the window. A white fitted t-shirt was tucked into her high-waisted jeans. Her brown hair was wild, like she hadn’t even had a chance to run a brush through it before writing her lovely little hate note.

    Agatha crossed her arms and gripped a mug of coffee as she continued her stare down with Rio, and Rio could swear she saw her lips quirk into a smirk.

    Rio groaned. Environmentally friendly, bitchy, and hot. Extremely hot.

    OR: Rio is a garbage collector, and Agatha Harkness just got added to her route. Shenanigans ensue.

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    02 Jul 2025

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    Dr. Rio Vidal is the Dean of faculty and Head of the Biological Science Department, a respected and feared leader among her peers. Dr. Agatha Harkness is the witch of the literature department, known for her sharp lectures, powerful stature, and a professor students loved and hated at the same time. The issue: They're secretly married, with only a few close friends knowing.

    What happens when young Dr. Wanda Maximoff tries to get with Dr. Harkness? Will Rio blow their cover with her protectiveness? Or will Agatha's pregnancy be the one that breaks the secret love story at West View University?

    OR:

    A secret marriage between our favorite witch lesbians in a professor AU.

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    30/30
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    25 Jun 2025

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    follow-up to 25yo (reformed) grifter agatha harkness and 40yo (ex) virgin rio vidal
    "I’m nervous about the move.”
    Rio nodded and wrapped her arms around Agatha’s waist.
    "I'm not good at making friends,” she continued, trying to maintain a sort of cool aloofness, “and I’m kind of a bitch.”
    Rio nodded again.
    “You’re actually supposed to disagree with the last part.”
    “Oh,” said Rio. “I think it’s your best quality."

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    20 Jun 2025

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    NASA’s newest long-duration deep space mission requires a new kind of compatibility. Commander Agatha Harkness is perfect for the assignment in every measurable way. Except for the part where she needs a partner.

    Enter Rio Vidal: decorated pilot, alien truther, and Agatha’s ex.

    In space, no one can hear you pretend it’s not real.

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    Chapters:
    7/8
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    11,440

    19 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Agatha’s mother is dead.

    The birdsong is sweet, the sun warms her skin, and her mother is dead.

    It’s a good fucking day.

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    2,652

    18 May 2025

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    08 May 2025

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    “Your recommendations lead me to believe you’re exactly what my legal department needs,” she says evenly. “If you’d stop talking long enough to let me finish this interview, I’d probably hire you.”

    The corner of Rio’s mouth twitches. She lets the weight of the comment sit with her.

    “Ms. Harkness,” Rio says, almost amused. “I can promise you talking has never been the reason someone regretted hiring me. If anything, my mouth is usually one of my better qualifications.”

    or

    Agatha Harkness, CEO of Harkness Enterprises, has been stuck in a sexless, passionless engagement for nearly fifteen years. With no plans to change it, she continues about her life until Rio Vidal struts through her office doors for an internship and makes her question everything she’s ever understood about lust and power.

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    05 May 2025

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    “And where would I do that, moron?”

    “I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”

    “You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”

    Well, when she puts it like that.

    OR

    Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.

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    29 Mar 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 60

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    23 Mar 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 81

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    Agatha’s demolishing a bowl of pasta from the Italian place down the road that’s good enough to justify their eye-watering menu prices when the door to her office swings open, allowing—of all people—her gorgeous girlfriend to step inside. Filled with an absolutely sickening sense of déjà vu, Agatha fumbles for her phone. Unfortunately, it’s too late. Getting caught with her hand down her pants while watching a shitty porno with an equally shitty pun-based title like Saving Ryan’s Privates or something just as shitty and dumb would’ve been less humiliating than this. By a wide, wide, wide margin.

    Rio pauses after shutting the door behind her. She tilts her head in confusion, very much resembling a puppy failing to stick out its paws as their owner tries to do the wall test on them. Agatha wants to bounce her own head off the wall.

    “Were you—”

    “No.”

    “I mean, it sure sounded like—”

    “I wasn’t.”

    “Agatha.” The corners of Rio’s mouth twitch, threatening to break into a smile. “Were you watching my mukbang videos over lunch?”

    //

    In which Agatha Harkness falls deeper in love with social media darling Rio Vidal.

    The sequel to want, take, have.

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    Comments:
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    10 Feb 2025

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    @cowlesbian: rlly enjoying rotating ‘40y/o virgin rio vidal and 25y/o fuckboy agatha harkness’ around in my head. i’m plotting it out i promise

    ***
    Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”

    “I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”

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    Chapters:
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    07 Feb 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 27

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    Nicholas gives Agatha a certificate for drum lessons for her birthday. Agatha isn't very happy about it, but her opinion changes when she meets her teacher Rio, the founder of the music school.

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    27 Jan 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 97

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    The woman was drop-dead gorgeous, somehow managing to make only a compression top and low-slung snowboarding pants with the suspenders hanging around her waist look sexy. A mane of brown hair cascaded around her shoulders and blue eyes pierced her gaze. Fortunately, none of those thoughts made it out of her mouth, her motherly instincts kicking in instead, which might have been a worse option than professing her love at first sight.

    “Aren’t you cold?”

    “‘Thank you, random stranger, for saving me from sliding to my death’ probably would’ve been better. But to each her own.”

    ***

    Rio Vidal needs a holiday, so her best friends drag her on their annual ski trip, which is decidedly not her scene. But when she slides right into Agatha Harkness, her new ski instructor, she comes to the conclusion that maybe the snow has some redeeming factors after all.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    27 Jan 2025

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    “She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.

    He opened a laptop and played her the footage.

    “Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.

    “I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.

    Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.

     

    AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    23 Jan 2025

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    Agatha doesn’t let herself hit the follow button.

    That would be needy and desperate and probably super fucking weird of her. She’s a random woman in New Jersey who’s got absolutely no business following the page of some dancing lesbian messiah on the internet.

    What she does do, however, is save every single video of Rio’s that comes across her feed to her very select and discerning folder of favorites. In Agatha’s defense, they’re practically hypnotic. It’s easier than ever to relax and turn off her brain while rotting on the couch after work to repeated viewings of Rio dancing or cooking or vlogging about doing random things for her devoted audience.

    Rio’s more than just some hot tattooed brunette who can move her perfectly sculpted body to a beat. She’s whip-smart and acerbically funny and just a little bit mean in a way that makes Agatha feel less alone in her off-putting prickliness. Watching Rio’s videos quickly becomes a regular part of Agatha’s everyday routine.

    A woman has needs, okay?

    It’s not a big deal.

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    In which Agatha Harkness ends up being a (not so) secret fan of viral social media sensation Rio Vidal. Rather predictably, chaos ensues.

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    10,595

    21 Jan 2025

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    Rio clicked her pen shut, set her notebook down on the side table next to her and leaned forward in her seat, resting her elbows on her knees before speaking. “I want you both to know that this only works if you want it to work. I’m here to facilitate a productive conversation between you two. To find a way through whatever it is that you may be struggling with. There are no right or wrong answers here, no one is the hero or the villain. So, please, I need you both to contribute in order to move forward.” Rio’s eyes flickered between the women as she spoke.

    Wanda simply smiled and nodded.

    Agatha rolled her eyes and scoffed under her breath something similar to “fucking hell.”

    Rio had to hide her smirk. Oh this was gonna be fun.

    OR

    Rio is Agatha and Wanda's couples therapist and all three of them are lowkey bad people.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
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    95,589

    06 Jan 2025

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    “Friends do not do what you and Rio did. And you and I certainly never have.”

    “Me and Rio had—” Agatha pauses, her eyes sliding over to Teen, who has stolen one of her gelt and is nibbling on it, “—s-e-x one time. And then decided to be friends. Just friends. And have been friends ever since.”

    "I’m seventeen,” Says Teen tiredly, “I know how to spell sex."

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    Or, after having sex once (or like three times, but who's counting, definitely not Agatha) Agatha and Rio decide to be friends. Just friends. They are amazing at it, obviously.

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    Comments:
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    22,760

    06 Jan 2025

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    They whisper her name in the streets—the Witch of Harkness, destroyer of Houses. Agatha Harkness clawed her way to the top, her cunning turning her family’s near extinction into absolute power. But even a witch bleeds, and when she does, there’s only one name she trusts to call.

    Rio Vidal is Lady Death, the underground’s infamous surgeon. Rio has the skills to defy death, to stitch together shattered men, and a heart cold enough to leave morality at the door.

    OR

    Agatha almost dies, Rio puts her back together.

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    762

    06 Jan 2025

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    “Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty,” Agatha’s voice reached her ears and she had to roll her eyes at her fake cheery tone.

    “Do you see any cars around?” Rio deadpanned.

    “…No?”

    “Exactly.”

    Rio banged the door shut and against her judgment felt her lips tugging up at the way Agatha snorted behind the thick wood.

    –

    Rio is a tired vampire and can't stand the weird saleswoman who keeps knocking on her door trying to sell some useless product despite being told to leave multiple times.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    41
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    957
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
    11,794

    05 Jan 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 56

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    Señor Scratchy has been experiencing cold symptoms and like the good pet mom she is, Agatha rushes him to the only vet open on a Sunday. Unfortunately for her, the vet on staff happens to be Rio, her ex that she hasn't seen since they split. Agatha has no choice but to endure the visit for the sake of Scratchy.

    She never expected that the feelings she had tried to so hard to suppress would resurface during the exchange.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    39
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    372
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    56
    Hits:
    5,323

    05 Jan 2025

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