Scarlet_Panda



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    “Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”

    “Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.

    OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.

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    07 Feb 2022

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    Swallowing thickly, he pulls his toque onto his head and numbly fumbles for the door handle, grabbing one of his bags from the backseat, barely feeling the cold as he slowly heads towards the cabin.

    There’s no way.

    But there is, apparently.“Oh,” he breathes, because up until the moment he watches his ex-husband walk out of their kitchen, he honestly didn’t believe he’d actually find David here when he opened the front door.

    Or, Happy Golden Days of Yore from Patrick's POV.

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    25 Dec 2021

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    What if David and Patrick didn’t survive the Rachel reveal? What if David fell back into destructive behavior and a pattern of bad relationships? What if, to get out of a bad relationship, he calls on the one person who actually truly cared about him?

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    16 Dec 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    “I just want to make sure we’re on the same page, about what this is.” His hand made a circular gesture between them. “I’ve been caught in tricky situations before where both parties are different ideas about what’s going on, and seeing as we’re neighbours? I thought we should be upfront about that.”

    “Okay David. What is it that you think that this is?” Patrick mimicked David’s hand gesture.

    David pressed his lips between his teeth. “We’re … friends. Who … sometimes fuck?” He looked away from Patrick, not wanting to see his reaction. He wasn’t sure why this felt difficult. It was just sex.

    “Sure,” Patrick breathed out. “That works. Casual sex is fine by me.” There was something that flickered in his eyes when he said it, but David couldn’t place it.

    “Enough talking then.”

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    Or, a neighbours with benefits AU

    *now complete*

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    15 Nov 2021

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    Patrick does some soul searching after his latest breakup with Rachel and takes an impromptu trip to New York City. David works in NYC as an escort after fleeing Schitt's Creek when the town sale falls through, and takes on a client who has just realized he is gay.

    Set in an alternate post-season 1, but of course the timeline is nonsense. POV changes are marked using ~ within chapters.

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    12 Nov 2021