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“Is this payback?” Jude asks.
“What?” Erling asks.
“I fucked your ass pretty hard on the pitch today,” Jude says breathlessly.
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28 Jul 2026
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Jude makes Erling play a game where they pretend to be boyfriends.
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28 Jul 2026
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Sadie pays you a visit.
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27 Jul 2026
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“You know they ship us, right?”
“Ship? To where?”
OR: Jude Bellingham has a problem. The internet won’t stop making edits of him and Erling Haaland, and unfortunately for him, the more he watches, the more he starts to understand why everyone is so convinced.
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27 Jul 2026
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there's a first time for everything by carpet_femme
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games)
23 Jul 2026
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Abby gets high for the first time and becomes unreasonably horny
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27 Jul 2026
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“As usual, Erling and Jude are play fighting like usual best friends would.. right?”
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21 Jul 2026
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You're in a house, and just when you find nothing, she finds you
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21 Jul 2026
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There’s an electricity in the air as their eyes meet, their scents flaring a little with the emotion, but then something shifts.
Erling breaks their eye contact, almost nervously, glancing over at Jude’s family and then at the floor. It’s very rare to see Erling look so unsure of himself.
“I’m sorry,” Erling says, his voice a little shaky. “I can’t wait. I need to ask you something.”
For a moment, Jude panics. The illogical part of his brain tells him that something awful is about to happen, that maybe Erling is going to break up with him or give him some horrible news or ask him why he really cares so much about some stupid bronze medal -
But then Erling takes Jude’s hands in his own and sinks to one knee.
“I wasn’t going to do this here,” Erling blurts out, “so I didn’t even bring the ring.”
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Jude has just collected his bronze medal following the England v France game, when Erling catches him off guard with a question.
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21 Jul 2026
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“It’s not just sex,” said Erling instantly. He needed Jude to understand. “It’s not.”
“No?” said Jude with a humourless laugh. “What is it then? An affair? Intercourse? Lovemaking?” he said mockingly. “Want to make love to me, Haaland?”
“No,” snapped Erling, feeling frustration simmering within him which he quickly forced back down. He wasn’t going to rise to Jude’s provocation. “I mean, it isn’t just sex to me. Because I do love you.”
“Shut up,” said Jude fiercely, “don’t be a prat.”
“I do,” Erling continued. “I love you. Do you think I’m lying to you?”
Erling is in love with Jude. Jude is in love with Erling. They make it considerably more complicated than it needs to be.
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21 Jul 2026
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“There’s only one way to weather your heat before the game against Norway,” Tuchel muses, like what he is about to say isn't the most diabolical thing that Jude has heard in his life.
“Yeah?”
He takes a deep breath, so Jude does too, mentally preparing himself.
“You need to put a dick in you.”
“... come again?”
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21 Jul 2026
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Jude may have kept Erling’s t-shirt when he left it in the changing room.
He definitely isn't gay though.
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19 Jul 2026
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Jude leaned forward, his hands coming to cup his own face as he dragged them over it in exasperation. “Erl, it—it’s—God, I can’t even speak anymore. The angle of the video…It makes it seems like we’re going at it. Doing the deed. Making love.”
“That’s not possible. We’re hugging here.” Erling protested.
“Good luck telling the internet that.” Pickford sighed.
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Or, a video gets taken after the argentina-England match of bromance superstars Erling and Jude that seems more ‘romance’ than ‘bro’, leaving them scrambling to try to clear their names and convince the masses that Erling was only comforting Jude because of his loss. It ends up becoming much more than that.Series
- Part 1 of Radio killed the video star universe
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19 Jul 2026
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After England lose the World Cup final to Argentina, Jude struggles to keep himself together. Then Erling does the one thing nobody in the stadium expects.
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16 Jul 2026
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kinktober day 11: cowboy!abby anderson, whipping and spit kink
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- Part 10 of Kinktober 2025
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14 Jul 2026
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Angry and stressed Kate is easily calmed with wifey. <3
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- Part 7 of Boolger’s lesbian agenda
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14 Jul 2026
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You, Shadow Maiden, a sergeant of Task Force 141, are in a workplace relationship with your supervisor Kate Laswell, also known as Watcher. On one of the slower days, you call her up during a mission to have some fun.
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14 Jul 2026
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and there is nothing more terrible than to see a soul in its nakedness by camelots-worst-kept-secret (andromaex)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
13 Jun 2026
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Arthur had never particularly minded masquerade balls in principle, because there was a certain uncomplicated pleasure in watching a room full of powerful people pretend, for one evening, that they were not quite as important as they actually were, though he suspected he was meant to find all of it tedious rather than strangely liberating, which perhaps said more about his current state of mind than he was willing to examine too closely.
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A masquerade ball, one persistent noble, and Arthur discovering that jealousy is a lot harder to ignore than he thought. The masquerade masks weren't the only things coming off tonight.Prompt: Party
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14 Jul 2026
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In which Jude forgets to take his heat suppressants, and Erling definitely notices.
ABO!
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14 Jul 2026
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You’ve been teasing your commanding officer all day, something she doesn’t take lightly. And you quickly find out she won’t let you get away with it.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
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13 Jun 2026
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Y/n is Kate Laswell's wife, they have a sweet soft relationship, very lovey dovey. Commonly having soft sex/ cuddling after Kate comes back from a mission. After a 6 month mission, Kate returned to a pent up y/n.
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13 Jun 2026