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    Works Related to my Blackhill Social Media AU

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    “We created it. But, biologically, it’s identical to any other. I have the same need for sleep, food, water.”

    “Created it, huh?” Ava leaned a shoulder against the doorframe. “Based on what?”

    “Input from our limited data on earth. We developed a cache of features and arranged them.”

    “Ah, like create a Sim.” Ava nodded. At Beatrice’s blank look, she said, “It’s an earth game. We’ll play sometime. And, um, you know. You guys did a great job. At arranging.”

    “Thank you.” Beatrice blinked. “It was designed to be aesthetically pleasing.”

    “So you’re hot on purpose.” She blew out a long breath. “Honestly, thank God. That’s kind of relieving. I was worried I was—”

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    Or,

    Beatrice is an alien researcher looking for information on earth. Ava, as it turns out, has a lot to teach her.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    “Well, what you need is somebody who’s extremely lovable.”

    Beatrice scoffs. “Yeah? And who’s going to agree–”

    “You know who.” Camila raises both of her eyebrows in smug anticipation.

    “No,” Beatrice says firmly. “No. I am not asking Ava to fake-date me.”

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    Beatrice panics and tells her mother that she has a girlfriend when she does not. The solution?

    Ava pretends to be her girlfriend for a week.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Maria's sister is getting married and her parents are trying to set her up with a date for the wedding. Natasha offers to go with her, instead, because what could possibly go wrong while pretending you're dating the best friend you're actually in love with? They're super spies, so they're exceptionally good at lying. Especially to themselves.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    "Zoey. Why do we own a percentage of a women's soccer team?"

    "Ummm, because we're gay?"

    In which Zoey's purchase backfires.

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    The handshake is firm, stark because of calloused fingers.

    Beatrice does not know what to do then. Her plan was not to come in. Her plan was not even to eat some of the pie.

    "Ava," Beatrice repeats, unknowingly building a connection in her brain that will later associate the three letters with the very sweet and decadent taste of the huckleberry and blackberry pie in Beatrice's mouth.

    Ava smiles as if she were aware of it.

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    It is 1983, and Beatrice’s mother is dead set against the new neighbors. Beatrice ought to disagree. Ava Silva is the perfect neighbor - to experiment with.

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    01 Jun 2025