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So Rumi was moaning, her tongue in Mira’s mouth and both hands skimming Zoey’s chest, bare under her top, when all three girls heard a crash. Instantly, they whipped around, weapons out, to find Celine standing in their foyer.
Celine gives Rumi The Talk. Twice. It's twice more than either of them want.
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Maria knows Natasha trusts her on some level. She just doesn't know how much.
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Maria Hill's Guide to (not) Picking a Halloween Costume by Shia_NoBuff
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
31 Oct 2023
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It’s Halloween at the Compound, and Maria’s costume is…interesting to say the least.
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Rated Teen for language.
Between running a coffee shop with her best friend Mary and raising a ten year-old, Ava doesn't really have time to date. But after meeting Diego's teacher, Beatrice, she is instantly smitten. Beatrice is stressed out. Being a failure to her parents isn't an easy job, but taking care of a bunch of fourth-graders might just break her. She's not really looking for a relationship (she's plenty happy helping librarian Camila with her crush) but, after meeting at Open House, she can't seem to get the mom of one of her students out of her mind. Can Ava and Beatrice make things work? Or will life get in the way of their happiness?
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The Single Parent/Coffee Shop AU that literally no one asked for but I wanted to write anyway where everyone is gay and Diego is adorable. ;-;
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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Relationships by Shia_NoBuff
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021)
21 Oct 2022
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“Why do you hate me?”
“I—”
“Y’know what? Stupid question. I don’t think I want to know. Carry on.”Or:
Maria Hill and Natasha Romanoff have been enemies for as long as either of them can remember, but a history project (among other things) forces them to reevaluate their feelings for each other.
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Blackhill Bingo 2022 by Shia_NoBuff
Fandom Black Widow (Movie 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Oct 2022
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Blackhill Bingo 2021 by Shia_NoBuff
Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jan 2022
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BW's Partner by Shia_NoBuff
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Nov 2021
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Works Related to my Blackhill Social Media AU
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Pride Month 2021 by Shia_NoBuff
Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Wynonna Earp (TV)
30 Jun 2021
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“We created it. But, biologically, it’s identical to any other. I have the same need for sleep, food, water.”
“Created it, huh?” Ava leaned a shoulder against the doorframe. “Based on what?”
“Input from our limited data on earth. We developed a cache of features and arranged them.”
“Ah, like create a Sim.” Ava nodded. At Beatrice’s blank look, she said, “It’s an earth game. We’ll play sometime. And, um, you know. You guys did a great job. At arranging.”
“Thank you.” Beatrice blinked. “It was designed to be aesthetically pleasing.”
“So you’re hot on purpose.” She blew out a long breath. “Honestly, thank God. That’s kind of relieving. I was worried I was—”
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Or,
Beatrice is an alien researcher looking for information on earth. Ava, as it turns out, has a lot to teach her.
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04 Mar 2026
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“Well, what you need is somebody who’s extremely lovable.”
Beatrice scoffs. “Yeah? And who’s going to agree–”
“You know who.” Camila raises both of her eyebrows in smug anticipation.
“No,” Beatrice says firmly. “No. I am not asking Ava to fake-date me.”
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Beatrice panics and tells her mother that she has a girlfriend when she does not. The solution?
Ava pretends to be her girlfriend for a week.
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04 Mar 2026
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The Perfect Girlfriend by TheTruthAboutLove
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
08 Dec 2016
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Maria's sister is getting married and her parents are trying to set her up with a date for the wedding. Natasha offers to go with her, instead, because what could possibly go wrong while pretending you're dating the best friend you're actually in love with? They're super spies, so they're exceptionally good at lying. Especially to themselves.
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26 Nov 2025
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"Zoey. Why do we own a percentage of a women's soccer team?"
"Ummm, because we're gay?"
In which Zoey's purchase backfires.
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03 Oct 2025
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The handshake is firm, stark because of calloused fingers.Beatrice does not know what to do then. Her plan was not to come in. Her plan was not even to eat some of the pie.
"Ava," Beatrice repeats, unknowingly building a connection in her brain that will later associate the three letters with the very sweet and decadent taste of the huckleberry and blackberry pie in Beatrice's mouth.
Ava smiles as if she were aware of it.
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It is 1983, and Beatrice’s mother is dead set against the new neighbors. Beatrice ought to disagree. Ava Silva is the perfect neighbor - to experiment with.
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01 Jun 2025