Shinobiinu

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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    Life sucked, that's how all these start out, right? well they are true. life fucks you over, and just as you get back on your feet will do it again.
    you loose your job, your apartment, and your fiancé cheats on you constantly. you say fuck it all and go to the safest bar for any woman to get smashed on magical alcohol.

    you didn't know you'd end up sleeping with your new boss before you even were hired. or applied for it, but fuck it paid good.

    (this is based of a kinktober one shot, you will get to suggest what you want to happen when i ask in the end notes! so please keep an eye out.)

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    22 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Monsters have been on the surface for over two years, flooding the already volatile streets of Ebott City with more crime and tension than ever thanks to the two syndicate factions that formed in wake of the barrier's fall. One is headed by Toriel Dreemurr - former queen of monsters with an openness for working with the existing dons and crime kingpins to further her own agenda. The other led by Asgore Dreemurr - king of all monsters with a thinly veiled disgust at trading one murderous prison for another for his people, his own goals just as suspicious as his ex-wife's.

    Red is just trying to get by in a society run by humans he can barely tolerate where the only thing either side seems to have in common is the presence of secondary genders and a cautious distrust of each other. Meeting a prostitute in a bar won't do much to change his mind. Even if their first meeting involved a shoot-out in an alley and keeping her from becoming Alphys's new best friend.

    Her being his boss's favorite side-piece? The beginning of a really big fuckin' headache.

    [ Set in Undertale's Mafiafell AU with expanded and non-traditional Omegaverse dynamics. Told in third person omniscient ]

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    22 Nov 2022

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    Waking up as a skeleton surrounded by more skeletons - all of whom you have no idea who they are- is definitely not your cup of tea. Even more unpleasant, the person whose body you stole is still inside and now your stuck with a very unhappy human-hating skeleton! Yikes, sucks to be you...

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    28 Oct 2022

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    "so how did you two meet?" Sans, the laid-back leader of the skelebros group asked, his grin relaxed as he leaned over the kitchen table and sipped on his morning coffee.

    "Oh, uh..." You rubbed your chin and tried to play it cool. "Well, it was late last night, and I thought I was looking for a dead body in the abandoned woods, so you can imagine my surprise when I found out he wasn't my guy."

    "And then I punched her," Stretch replied, handing you a plate full of buttery pancakes.

    "Yeah," you hummed, oblivious to the sudden silence around you. "In the face, too."

     

    Tldr: that time stretch brings home a mage and doesn't realize it

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  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    14 Dec 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Skeleton hoes are amazing.