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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Following the events of "Return of the Joker", Harley finds herself carried into the dark, can she provide the light that it so desperately needs?

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    13 Nov 2025

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    It started as a dare.
    Sheldon asked her out. Penny said yes.
    Everyone else thought it was a joke.

    Spoiler: it wasn’t.

    Now the joke’s on them, because Penny and Sheldon can’t stop. Not arguing, not falling, and definitely not touching.

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    Love ≥ Science
    (Much to Sheldon’s horror)

    OR

    “Penny,” he panted, voice low and shaky, “I must apologize for the excessive application of kinetic force combined with disproportionate frequency modulation.”

    She blinked, breathless, utterly spent, and let out a broken laugh.

    “What?”

    He shifted behind her, still wrapped around her, forehead pressed to her damp skin.

    “For being rough,” he clarified.

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    31 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Hermione nodded, and stood, arms folded, she walked around the room deep in thought. She looked at the tapestry, Harry and Andi had spent some time trying to fix it and had some success, Andromeda was back on the fabric, as were Ted, Nymphadora and little Teddy. She smiled at his name. Next to Andromeda were Narcissa and Draco, and Bellatrix and ‘Delphini’, the fathers were Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. Hermione covered her mouth as a little shriek worked past her lips at the sight and thought of Harry siring a child with Bellatrix.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    The confrontation between Harry and Voldemort in the Department of Mysteries, leaves Tom dead and Sirius freed.

    In the wake of the events of Fifth year, new opportunities open up for Harry, new friends are made, old friends are lost, new love interests appear, old love interests reappear, and Harry learns about the power the Potter family wields in the Wizarding World.

    However, evil still lurks in the shadows, and Voldemort is French for flight from death, but is Tom Riddle the ultimate enemy, or is there someone else waiting to strike when the Dark Lord is at his weakest?

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    29 Sep 2025

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    In the summer before his third year, Harry has a chance encounter that serves to slide the grooves of his life onto a different track. It all starts with a book called "INTRODUCTION TO WIZARDING BRITAIN: A Muggleborn Primer" and ends with Harry learning what the care of an adult feels like.

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    27 Sep 2025