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    “For fuck’s sake,” he huffs, grabbing the pillow and pulling it on top of his head in an attempt to block out the banging coming from the other side of the wall.

     

    It’s the third time this week that his neighbour has woken him up in the middle of the night with his little ‘rendezvous.’ Honestly, he's quite sick of it. There’s only so much sex he can bear to hear in one week and he has already hit his limit. If he wanted to listen to someone having sex, he’d turn to porn.

     As if the noises weren’t enough, Harry immediately becomes aware of the faint aroma of weed filling his flat.

     “I’m going to murder him.”

    Sleep. Harry just wants one good night of sleep. However, his neighbour has a thing for headboard-banging-against-the-wall-sex every night. After a secret set-up and a bet, Harry may finally get the sleep he so much desires.

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    09 Apr 2022

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    In which Louis Tomlinson foolishly claims that he can seduce anyone he wants, and that someone turns out to be Harry Styles.

    Or, my take on the "it was a bet" trope, but it's not After and (hopefully) a decent read.

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    31 Mar 2022

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    “I wasn't taking a sneaky pic.” Louis blurted out, the guy stood at one of the urinals taking a piss.
    “You were.” The guy answered coolly. “I would've taken a pic with you if you'd just asked.”
    “No I didn't want a pic with you.”
    The guy turned his head, quirking his eyebrow sardonically. “No you're far too cool for that, you just wanted to violate my privacy.”
    Louis squeezed his eyes shut.
    “I'm sorry. Look..” He walked towards the guy flicking his phone out.
    “Hey.” The guy hunched over, hiding his junk.
    “Oh no no, I wasn't gonna take a pic. Fuck.” Louis threw his hands up, stopping in his tracks.
    “Look I'm going to show you I'm deleting it.” Louis turned his phone and the pic disappeared.
    “You looked familiar, I was going to send it to my friend and ask who you were, I'm sorry, dick move.” Louis sighed, smiling apologetically.
    The guy zipped and walked to the basin.
    “So you invade my privacy then insult my level of fame by pretending to not know who I am.” The guy was turned away from Louis.
    “Look I'm...shit.” Louis inhaled noisily.
    The guy turned, a grin spread over his face. “I'm fucking with you.”

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    17 Mar 2022

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    Louis narrows his eyes, wanting more than anything to tell Liam to go fuck himself, but he can’t be sure, is the thing. As much as he knows for a fact that he would never date someone like Harry Styles, he has months missing from his memory. And it’s scary to think that, in that time, everything he’s come to know about himself could have changed so drastically.

    Or the one where Louis loses his memory and Harry just about loses his mind trying to win him back (or something)

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    16 Mar 2022

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    Louis lets out a deep breath, thinking about Harry’s soulmate. Thinking about how Harry’s soulmate is probably as beautiful as Harry, some person that Louis cannot compare to, and how the universe has chosen them to be Harry’s. Fuck the universe. “Fuck you,” he calls out to the universe. He’s aware of how crazy he sounds.

    Maybe he is crazy, with how he’s falling for Harry. And fuck that, too. 

    Soulmate AU. Everyone is born with heterochromia — one eye is their own eye colour, while the other is the colour of their soulmate's. It's only when they meet their soulmate for the first time that their own eyes match properly. After a hazy night at a frat party, Louis wakes up to blue eyes and the shocking realization that he had met his soulmate, without any sober recollection. Seven years pass where Louis comes to terms with the fact that he'll never know who his soulmate is. Then one fated summer, a beautiful green-eyed photographer arrives at Louis' workplace, with promises of endless laughter and a familiar feeling in Louis' heart.

    Featuring a lovely cup of OT5, a road trip down the coast, and a scene where Harry eats a whole head of lettuce. Don't ask why.

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    08 Mar 2022