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    That’s why it was weird for Ilya to be smiling at his phone right now. Until recently, Ilya never smiled at his phone, so Cliff knew there was a girl, and, Captain or not, Cliff was definitely going to tease the shit out of him.

    “Are your slutty ways behind you, Cap?”

    Rozanov looked at Cliff curiously. “What are you talking about, Marly?”

    “You’re smiling and blushing at your phone, Rozy,” Cliff smirked.

    “Russians do not blush.”

    Cliff waved him off. “You’ve tried that on me before. I’m still not buying it because I can physically see you blushing.”

    “Is hot in room,” he grumbled. “Is not blush.”

    “Whatever you say,” Cliff chuckled before pressing further. “So are you pretending there isn’t a girl you’re texting right now?”

    “I am not texting girl,” Ilya replied matter-of-factly. As if Cliff would believe he wasn’t texting a girl right now.

    “Don’t know of any men named Jane.”
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    or: 5 times Cliff Marlow brought up Montreal Jane + the 1 time he finds out who that is

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    Roz was looking at his phone again. And he was blushing, even though he always loved to insist that Russians did not blush.

    It had to be Jane.

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    Five times interactions with either Shane or Ilya that leave Scott Hunter baffled, and the one time he finally connects the dots.

    Or: Scott has no clue about Hollanov. But he sure will find out.

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    Ilya Rozanov really, really wants Shane Hollander's asshole. First they got cockblocked by a snowstorm. Then Hollander, certified anxious flower that he is, decided to play hard to get. Ilya has spent almost two years periodically texting his rival, hoping the latter will finally agree to hook up again. Ilya hopes to stumble upon the correct sexting-to-rage-baiting ratio, enough for Hollander to get over whatever mental hurdles he's having.

    And then, as luck would have it, Ilya meets Shane Hollander's ex-girlfriend Jessica. Of course, Ilya is not above playing dirty in order to achieve his goals...

    Chaos ensues, unlikely friendships are forged through general assholery, and jury's still out on who takes the crown as greatest menace of them all.
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    A mostly funny, occasionally wholesome story about friends who have your back, even when they're dicks about it! Told mainly through texts and tweets.

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    Shane: I'm begging you to stop texting like the rookies
    Ilya: why? I'm young and hip
    Shane: Please never say that again

    Glimpses into Shane and Ilya's phones after they got married and Shane joined the centaurs.

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