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“Are you staying up then?” It’s far less… well, provocative than asking the opposite: Is Vox coming back to bed? Wouldn’t want to give the picture box any ideas..
The media demon comes closer to the bed and leans down, placing both palms on the covers. He slowly crawls onto the bed like a predatory animal. "Unless you'd be interested in giving me a reason to stay in bed..." Vox says in a deep purring growl.
Alastor rolls his eyes, but it’s playful rather than full-on annoyed or disgusted. “Would it be too much to just want a warm body next to mine for a little while longer, or would that still set you off on another case of morning wood?~”
Vox slides his arms out in front of him, lowering his body to the bed then crosses them in front of him under his screen, looking up at Alastor with a playful smirk. "It's not morning wood if it's provoked... Are you offering, Bambi? To... provoke… me?"
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- Part 14 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~It's Been Written in the Scars on our Hearts by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Apr 2025
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“Was your professionalism worth the reward?~”
Vox swallows hard as he looks back at Alastor, a crooked smile pulling at his mouth. "I think you overpaid." He chuckles, grinning as he turns around, bright violet tinting the edges of his screen. "I'll be right back." He says and steps out of the room, closing the door behind him.
Alastor turns back around to face the media overlord as he leaves, confident in his effectiveness. “Don’t have TOO Much fun out there~”
OR, Vox gets a treat and comedy ensues...
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- Part 13 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"Handcuffs?" Vox asks with a devilish grin and an eyebrow wiggle that shows he is joking… mostly.
“Oh, wouldn’t you just LOVE that~” The buck huffs back, a smug smile playing on his lips. Two can play this little game.
Alastor finishes up in the bath and Vox needs a moment of... self-indulgence.
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- Part 12 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Victor was fragile and defenseless and had long since registered this was likely some sort of Hellish afterlife. Not that he had believed in such things in his lifetime, but the evidence was stacking up quickly that maybe he should have paid a little more attention in Sunday school.
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The 1955 tragic backstory of Vox's death and his first days in Hell.
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RadioStatic: Where it all began. (Plus bonus art by the one and only pitty(X)!)
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- Part 1 of Hazbin One-Shots
- Part 2 of ~Pocketwatch Memoirs~
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Hear my thoughts in every no-ote~ by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2025
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"You realize I am going to have to touch you. Quite a lot." Vox says, looking Alastor in the eyes before proceeding. "You going to be okay with that?"
“I have to be.” Alastor points out, forcing himself to remain calm.
“Just try not to get too handsy, Vox. Maybe I’ll even reward you if you can control yourself~”"Do I get a lollipop?" Vox says grinning wide enough to visibly lick one sharp tooth.
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- Part 11 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Cause these Words are Knives that often Leave Scars by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2025
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"I'll be professional."
“Is that a VoxTek guarantee?~” Alastor quips back again, setting his empty coffee cup to the side with a hummed and amused sigh.
"Or your money back!" Vox says with a wink before draining the last dregs of his coffee and setting aside the mug.
“Pfft, hah!”
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- Part 10 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Don't you Ever say, I just Walked Away~ by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Mar 2025
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“Very impressive, Vox, you passed with flying colors! I am unharmed past my prior injuries~”
“…Vox?”
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- Part 9 of Carrots & Potatoes
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When the media demon comes back with multiple of that particular printed mug, Alastor looks up at Vox. Seriously? What, did he buy them in bulk? Still, he takes the mug.
“Truth.”
…Vox takes a careful sip of his coffee as he settles down into the couch comfortably. "Why haven't you killed me yet? You've had years to do it.."
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- Part 8 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Vox sits back to take a drink of his wine. "Choosing truth will come with a compulsion spell. The only way to stop it is to tell the truth or pass. Care to go first?"
…“Ah Very well~” A bit ticked off by that, but not willing to argue, Alastor speaks the classic line: “Truth or dare, Vox?”
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- Part 7 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Vox eats slowly, picking at his food, his appetite near nonexistent once more as he mulls over the thoughts in his head. Finally, he looks up at Alastor, his expression slightly curious. "How about we play a game? Not like chess or cards but a real one, with real stakes?"
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- Part 6 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Well, that's alright because I love the way you lie~ by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Mar 2025
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"I'd like for us to be friends again, but I'm aware I have broken far too much of your trust for such a thing to ever be truly possible." Vox opens the door but turns back one more time. "Play my game a while, Bambi, please. I don't care if it's real or not. Eventually, you'll have a chance to end things the way we always knew they would. Just... play along?"
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- Part 5 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Well, that's alright because I like the way it hurts… by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Mar 2025
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The room is devoid of much personality, as any prison cell would be. There has to be SOMETHING he can do... Without much else to lean on right now, he squints his eyes, attempting to blur his image on the camera. He can feel his magic moving in his veins, but it’s like molasses, thick and barely moving. It’s likely he really is trapped here… so, there’s only one way out.
Tricking Vox.
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- Part 4 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Vox wants badly to touch Alastor, to comfort him in some way, but he knows how much the radio demon despises both physical closeness and pity, so Vox will only give him one of those things to hate him for. "The collar ensures you can't use magic of any kind. It's a necessary measure at the moment. For my safety, and yours."
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- Part 3 of Carrots & Potatoes
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'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2025
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Pain. Throbbing, agonizing, crackling pain. Anytime Alastor gets close to waking, he’s carried back off. The radio demon can FEEL he’s been moved, that he’s somewhere else. The air is different, sterile, and the smell… Satan the smell.
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- Part 2 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Video Killed The Radio Star by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Mar 2025
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After watching Alastor fall to The First Man, Vox seeks him out at his crumbling radio tower. He's there to finish the job, but looking down at his oldest friend bleeding out amongst the dust and debris, Vox has another idea. Let all of Hell think Video Killed the Radio Star. Those basement levels in Vee Tower were his little secret. Alastor would either grow to love him, or he would find himself the newest addition to the Media Lord's "Zoo".
This is an RP collaboration, so apologies if the formatting is a little odd. We've been working on this story for months and love it so much, we figured we would share with all of you lovely heathens! Most of the tags/warnings are for MUCH later in the story, but you'll see why they are there eventually. This is listed as a slow burn simply because the sexual content is far into the story, but actually only a couple days in. If you're a sucker for details, internal monologue, and complex lore/backstories, you've come to the right place! This will be a long-running series with how much we've already got written, so stay tuned and enjoy the show!
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- Part 1 of Carrots & Potatoes