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~Mama Always Told me that I should Play Nice by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jul 2025
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"I'll be about half an hour, want or need anything before I go?"
The buck hums as he considers it, finding it interesting that Vox distinguished between both want and need. “I’ll be fine, Voxy. I’ll keep an eye on your assistant and try to calm him down when he inevitably wakes up.” It would surely be a bit fun, to just, chat with the sinner. Perhaps he can get some information out of him...
Walking back over to Alastor, Vox leans over his chair and tilts the demon's chin up gently with one knuckle. "What if I want something?"
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- Part 26 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I Don’t want your Cruel Melody by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2025
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Stalking slowly around the desk, Vox makes a wide gesture around the room. "As you can see, VAL, I'm not in the mood for your little games and petty insults." He stops in front of Valentino, jerking the bag of food out of his hand. "I have a media mess to clean up, a private meeting at Carmine Industries in half an hour, and a board meeting this afternoon. Where. The. Fuck. Is my assistant?!" He says, punctuating his words with a sharp stab to the moth's chest with his index finger.
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- Part 25 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Don't get too Close, it’s Dark Inside by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Jun 2025
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Turning off the TV and having a quick test run of his shadow form and teleportation around the apartment, he decides to see what Vox is up to, traveling first up the private elevator and melding into the shadow below Vox’s desk.
Oh! Bodies! How lovely. Is that a spinal cord?~
....This chapter most definitely EARNS the #VoxIsInHellForAReason tag!
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- Part 24 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~You can Kill People and Still be Pretty by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Jun 2025
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"Where were YOU yesterday evening, during this incident?
“Me??” Mintz squeaks, the sudden attention to him rather than his impeccable work startling. “I-I was preparing your daily closing report at my desk, sir.. before I, well… saw you fall past the window...”
"You and I were having a few drinks to celebrate the death of my long-time rival. You slipped." Vox says slowly and carefully as his cables rise around him threateningly, some of them jerking his body slightly as they plug roughly into the back of his head while other, thicker ones, form a writhing mass. "You're lucky to be alive, aren't you.. MINTZ?"
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- Part 23 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I get so Hungry when You say You Love me by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2025
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Vox groans loudly, fresh claw marks joining the first, and the dampness of his silk growing ever more moist with each throb, and jerk, and ragged breath. He can't form a coherent response, the cooed praise only adding to that aching caress of shadows sliding along that absurdly sensitive bit. So, the Radio Demon got the only answer that mattered. "Aaalastooor~..."
…Perfect.
Right where he wants him.
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- Part 22 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I Eat Boys like you for Breakfast by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 May 2025
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Vox puts his elbows on the table, folding his hands together over his bowl and resting the bottom of his screen on them. "Intense, huh? You like it when I’m… vicious, Bambi?" He purrs the question with an even wider smirk playing across his lips.
“You could say that. But we both are well aware of my sadistic tendencies~” Alastor counters, trying to bury the lead that Vox unfortunately seems to have a firm grasp on.
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Continuing the game of truth or dare, Vox learns a few things about Alastor and makes a tempting offer.
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- Part 21 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~And I said, “Well that’s ONE thing we got” by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 May 2025
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“Now, where’s that waiter? I didn’t eat enough meat for him to have been my whole meal yesterday, and I’d like another bite.” He says with a titter.
Vox gives Alastor a coy grin. "I wouldn't dare serve leftovers, guess you'll just have to take a bite of someone else…" He gives the demon a wink and heads inside.
“Seems a little early to be offering me your meat again, don’t you think?” The Radio Demon states, not fully comprehending the double entendre as he takes a sip.
Vox grins as he leans back against the counter with his mug cradled in his claws.
"Well, if you bite THAT, we are going to have issues." He slowly raises his cup, keeping eye contact as he drinks.
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Vox and Alastor play another round of Truth or Dare over breakfast.
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- Part 20 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~We can’t Rewind, We’ve gone too Far by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 May 2025
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“...The Ball. You kissed me…”
"Yeah... that wasn't all I did..." Vox sighs, reaching up to lace his teal claws into Alastor's crimson ones.
"If I couldn't have the memory the way I wanted it, I decided you couldn't have it at all... Not the kiss, not the dance, not the words I said..."
“...how many times.” Alastor asks, quiet, cold, and devoid of filter. How many times did Vox play with Alastor’s memories? How many times did he reach inside of the deer’s mind and change him to his liking?
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- Part 19 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~There is just one thing I need by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 May 2025
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Alastor laughs a while longer, then simmers down with a purr. “Mmmh, all lit up. It’s so festive I could carol!” He giggles; one radio on the far wall begins playing a simple and beautiful instrumental jazz rendition of ‘Christmas Time Is Here’.
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Alastor discovers one of the TV Demon's vulnerabilities and, of course, decides to exploit it.
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- Part 18 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"EyEs on ME AlAsTor. Lo0k at ME." Even Vox's voice held the power of suggestion, vibrating within the deer's brain, demanding to be obeyed. It was his eyes though, that could wipe all thought of rebellion, all resistance. He had enslaved millions remotely and his power had only increased over the years they had been separated. What was one little panicked deer against the full weight of his gaze?
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- Part 17 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Cause the Drinks bring back all the Memories by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Apr 2025
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Vox clinks his glass against Alastor's with a chuckle and downs half the shot before exhaling with a hissing breath. "FUCK that burns!" He says with more laughter rolling out easily. He shakes his head at the question. "Wasn't poor growing up, but I was far from rich. Graduated from a small local college in Ohio on borrowed money. Got on a train to Chicago and never looked back."
Alastor takes the drink easily with a sigh and a hum. “Aaaaaah! Oh, this takes me back.”
“No? I always took you as someone who came from wealth. Still, wealth is relative…” He smiles softly down at his drink, thinking about his own childhood and life.
Vox chuckles softly, drinking the other half of his shot. "You're the only one who knows I didn't. I like it that way. I clawed my way to the top, doing whatever I had to to get there. It wasn't always legal… or pretty. But the day I stood at the top of the Trade Building and looked out over the city, I knew I never wanted to go back down."
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- Part 16 of Carrots & Potatoes
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“Pff… When and how did you acquire such a thing?”
"You didn't 'lose' nearly as many things as you thought you did..." Vox says hanging the suit back up and pulling down another, the attached card dated 1985. It was a black pinstripe zoot suit with a bright red pocket square. "The Queen's Black and White Ball, you insisted it needed a bit of color, regardless of the rules." The fond memory brought a soft chuckle out of the TV Demon.
“Well, red IS my signature color~”
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- Part 15 of Carrots & Potatoes
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“Are you staying up then?” It’s far less… well, provocative than asking the opposite: Is Vox coming back to bed? Wouldn’t want to give the picture box any ideas..
The media demon comes closer to the bed and leans down, placing both palms on the covers. He slowly crawls onto the bed like a predatory animal. "Unless you'd be interested in giving me a reason to stay in bed..." Vox says in a deep purring growl.
Alastor rolls his eyes, but it’s playful rather than full-on annoyed or disgusted. “Would it be too much to just want a warm body next to mine for a little while longer, or would that still set you off on another case of morning wood?~”
Vox slides his arms out in front of him, lowering his body to the bed then crosses them in front of him under his screen, looking up at Alastor with a playful smirk. "It's not morning wood if it's provoked... Are you offering, Bambi? To... provoke… me?"
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- Part 14 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~It's Been Written in the Scars on our Hearts by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Apr 2025
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“Was your professionalism worth the reward?~”
Vox swallows hard as he looks back at Alastor, a crooked smile pulling at his mouth. "I think you overpaid." He chuckles, grinning as he turns around, bright violet tinting the edges of his screen. "I'll be right back." He says and steps out of the room, closing the door behind him.
Alastor turns back around to face the media overlord as he leaves, confident in his effectiveness. “Don’t have TOO Much fun out there~”
OR, Vox gets a treat and comedy ensues...
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- Part 13 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"Handcuffs?" Vox asks with a devilish grin and an eyebrow wiggle that shows he is joking… mostly.
“Oh, wouldn’t you just LOVE that~” The buck huffs back, a smug smile playing on his lips. Two can play this little game.
Alastor finishes up in the bath and Vox needs a moment of... self-indulgence.
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- Part 12 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Victor was fragile and defenseless and had long since registered this was likely some sort of Hellish afterlife. Not that he had believed in such things in his lifetime, but the evidence was stacking up quickly that maybe he should have paid a little more attention in Sunday school.
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The 1955 tragic backstory of Vox's death and his first days in Hell.
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RadioStatic: Where it all began. (Plus bonus art by the one and only pitty(X)!)
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- Part 1 of Hazbin One-Shots
- Part 2 of ~Pocketwatch Memoirs~
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Hear my thoughts in every no-ote~ by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2025
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"You realize I am going to have to touch you. Quite a lot." Vox says, looking Alastor in the eyes before proceeding. "You going to be okay with that?"
“I have to be.” Alastor points out, forcing himself to remain calm.
“Just try not to get too handsy, Vox. Maybe I’ll even reward you if you can control yourself~”"Do I get a lollipop?" Vox says grinning wide enough to visibly lick one sharp tooth.
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- Part 11 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Cause these Words are Knives that often Leave Scars by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2025
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"I'll be professional."
“Is that a VoxTek guarantee?~” Alastor quips back again, setting his empty coffee cup to the side with a hummed and amused sigh.
"Or your money back!" Vox says with a wink before draining the last dregs of his coffee and setting aside the mug.
“Pfft, hah!”
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- Part 10 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Don't you Ever say, I just Walked Away~ by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Mar 2025
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“Very impressive, Vox, you passed with flying colors! I am unharmed past my prior injuries~”
“…Vox?”
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- Part 9 of Carrots & Potatoes
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When the media demon comes back with multiple of that particular printed mug, Alastor looks up at Vox. Seriously? What, did he buy them in bulk? Still, he takes the mug.
“Truth.”
…Vox takes a careful sip of his coffee as he settles down into the couch comfortably. "Why haven't you killed me yet? You've had years to do it.."
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- Part 8 of Carrots & Potatoes