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Vox had immediately gotten the new transmitter installed as soon as he finished with the specialists, and is just settling in to start sending out emails when Alastor contacts him. He chuckles softly at first with a content smile, but then confusion hits.
{Back at the Tower already? I figured you'd spend most of the day at home. Miss me, huh?}
{Actually, we’re at the market. Charlie was very insistent that I make jambalaya for dinner,} the radio demon transmits casually. {Don’t worry, picture box, I’ll still be back in time for our dinner, and won’t ruin my appetite.}
{Even if you don't eat much at dinner, I hope you'll still have an appetite afterwards...} Vox purrs back over the connection, his eyebrows wiggling even though the deer can't see them.
{WAIT WHAT?? The market???}
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- Part 51 of Carrots & Potatoes
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For #SilentstaticWeek (May 20-26)
Inspired by Be Careful What You Wish For (and the doctor said to take this pill...) by Jack HarrisAlastor goes about his business, gradually sensing something is up with Vox when he finds that, for once, the TV Demon isn't following his every move. He's not *worried* about his old friend. That's absurd! and yet...
It's up to Alastor to find out what has become of the Media Overlord and maybe... just maybe, rescue his old friend from himself.
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- Part 2 of Hazbin One-Shots
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~Grinning yellows, Spinning reds by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Nov 2025
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“I’ll sort things out later, I’m sure it’ll be light work by tomorrow.” There was a joy in decorating a new space, and Alastor had to admit that he enjoyed the larger space compared to the room he had in the old hotel. The personal kitchenette was a wonderful addition. “Groceries sound like a perfectly necessary task,” —and one he wouldn’t need to use too much power on today as he recovers— “However, there is an unfortunate caveat…” he says with an amused grin and a cheeky tilt of his head.
“I’m supposed to be dead, remember?”
Charlie's shoulders slump for a moment. "Oh, right..." She says with a sigh, but an idea occurs to her, and she looks up with delight. "Oh! Oh! I have been practicing something!" She says, standing up and bouncing on her heels again. "Wanna see?!"
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- Part 50 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I've Always Heard it's what's Inside that Counts by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Nov 2025
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"BAMBI?! What happened?! Are you okay?? Al? Can you hear me??" The media demon pleads into the phone, nearly hysterical by this point.
Alastor is glad he held up the phone the way humans did on impulse, because if he had held it up to his actual ear, the media overlord’s yelling would surely be far too loud.
“I’m fine. What part of ‘don’t come over till I say’ made you think calling was acceptable?” he chastises.
Vox clings to his phone and practically sobs at hearing Alastor's voice. "Can- can I come over now?" He begs into the phone, too distraught to offer apologies or explanations.
…“...fine.”
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- Part 49 of Carrots & Potatoes
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“My dear Charlotte has requested we ‘get along’. I think a good first step for you would be returning my room to its former glory~” he states, sickeningly sweet in his annoyance.
"Glory-!" Lucifer snorts with laughter. "It was an atrocity! Not to mention the smell! I swear you had a stash of severed gangrenous feet under your bed!" He stands up, planting his staff on the ground and leaning on it. "I mean, sure, you're dead and all— but no need to smell like it!"
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- Part 48 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Are you Happy in this Modern World? by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Nov 2025
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"Welllll..." She says, stabbing the elevator button repeatedly with her finger and smiling far too widely. "Ya see Dad kinda.. uh… moved in..."
“I had figured, considering the tacky ‘apple’ tower on the opposite side to mine,” Alastor muses, watching his tone closely as the elevator arrives, doors opening.
Charlie steps quickly onto the elevator. "Well, that's the thing. Your main quarters share a floor with his... NEIGHBORS!" She says, throwing up jazz hands with an awkward smile.
*****We split off to follow Vox and Alastor through their respective mornings. Vox is ecstatic and has a heart-to-heart with his assistant (Chapter 1). Alastor returns to the hotel to see what has become of it, only to find an overemotional Charlie and an annoying new neighbor (Chapter 2).
Angel/Husk is briefly mentioned, but they will be back later. Charlie sees Alastor as a FATHER. This is not Charlestor. (No ship hate, it's just not the relationship here.)
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- Part 47 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"I generally use whatever feels appropriate in the moment. I figured you'd hate something sticky-sweet or common like Honey or Babe or Fluffy." Vox says the last, fully prepared to be kicked for it.
Yeah… he is most certainly masochistic.
The radio demon’s face scrunches, baring his teeth with a flick of his ankle, a halfhearted kick. After all, Vox was correct, he would hate it, and technically, he hadn’t CALLED Alastor that.
Vox laughs, catching Alastor's ankle and bringing it up to kiss it through the stocking. He looks up at the demon with complete adoration. "Maybe I'll just call you 'MINE'," he says with a wide, mischievous grin and flicks his tongue slowly over his teeth.
The deer’s face heats up at that comment, as well as something inside his chest, his tail fluttering a bit faster.
“Yours…hm~ only if you’re mine in return.”
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- Part 46 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"Just a moment," he says, and his screen scrambles into snow for a span of several seconds.
When Vox's screen clears, it is two-toned cream and black, his eyes more round and his features softer. The display perfectly matches his original appearance in Hell, almost innocent and kind, with wide, bright eyes and an even brighter smile. "So?"
Alastor’s wide grin melts into something fond and soft. “Aw~ such memories~” he coos, cupping the corner of Vox’s screen with his free hand, the other moving to hold the teal talons completely.
An actual rosy pink blush appears on Vox's cream-colored screen. "I take it, you approve?"
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- Part 45 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Just a Machine, or is There More to Mе? by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Oct 2025
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‘...Would that make you happy?’
Alastor’s words come back to Vox, and he pounds against the glass again. No. Being lost to the digital winds would not make him happy. Not now. Not when everything he’s ever wanted stands before him… fighting for him.
"FrEEɆEEeeee.. M3…"
There is little choice left but to do the one thing he promised he’d never do.
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- Part 44 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Vox turns to face Alastor, reaching up to run the back of his hand along the demon's cheek. "In all that space in between... There is no happy, no sad, no pleasure, no pain, just... information. I've considered escaping there permanently, more times than I can count. Now, I have a reason to come back, and... I'm scared."
“..You make it sound so enticing, and the new experiences you’ve shown me so far proves that your taste has improved!” He teases, “Maybe someday, you can show it to me.” Alastor offers carefully, unsure how his powers might meld with Vox’s, should they truly try to combine their different frequencies and abilities.
“But..until then, shall I hold your hand..?”
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- Part 43 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Alastor closes his eyes and places his hands carefully on Vox’s cheeks, taking in the moment. Frightening for all of them…
For Vox, who has been chasing Alastor for decades,
for Alastor, who is experiencing something brand new,
for Hell, should they become a true couple.
After a few moments to think on the possibilities of what that would mean, the radio host sighs, and tries to change the subject with a glance down towards the older man’s groin. “Do…you want me to reciprocate…?”
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- Part 42 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I Hate your Voice, I Hate your Lips by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Oct 2025
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The inexperienced man’s leg twitches and flexes under the attention, and another blush appears on Alastor’s face from the continued slow, strangely provocative actions.
That gaze, as if it had its own hypnotic powers in this form, keeps the Cajun’s attention, even as his eyelids flutter from the bites and scrunch closed for a moment with a huff at the teeth on his inner thigh. When those stunning brown orbs open again, there’s something primal behind them.
“Then show me, Mr. Vaughn~” he purrs.
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- Part 41 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~My Detail Requires more Attention by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Oct 2025
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“I thought you wanted to sketch? Why not in the red room?” Alastor offers, moving over to the edge of the bed with the almost finished sandwich in hand.
Vox smiles softly and retrieves the capsules from their charger on the nightstand. "I wouldn't want to bore you, but if you're offering to model for me?"
“I was more thinking just spending time nearby, but if you want to sketch me while I just, sit around, I suppose that wouldn’t be an issue~”
"I can always sketch later; I believe you had something to tell me this morning?" Vox asks with eager anticipation, offering out an image capsule to Alastor as he speaks.
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- Part 40 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Halfway between the Gutter and the Stars by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Sep 2025
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Vox bites his lip nervously. He hadn't done so well on Two Truths and a Lie and this was more important for him to get points than that game had been. "Sounds fair enough."
The buck was expecting a little bit of pushback, so the near-instant agreement is surprising.
Perhaps Vox realizes the value of this information.
“House goes first, and this is your home.” Alastor waves a hand to give Vox the floor.
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- Part 39 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~But in your Dreams, Whatever they Be by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Sep 2025
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"Bambi~?" Vox cooed softly, trying to lightly rouse the deer enough to make him stop, but this seemed to only cause Alastor to writhe more, pressing harder against him. This is when he noticed it wasn't just him who was growing firm.
Fuck.
Vox's screen tinted bright purple as he tried again. "Alastor~?" His voice came out soft and gentle as he tried once more to wake the demon before things got worse.
"V-aah-x~"
Well... things got worse... or better... depending on your viewpoint ;)
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- Part 38 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Moving on, the next cell over contains someone completely covered in burlap and tied with a giant red bow. They seem to be asleep against the back wall.
…Alastor looks over the first and cocks his head at the second.
Are-
Are they legitimately gift-wrapped??
The radio demon, along with his audience, burst out laughing for a good while.
“You, Ha! You are quite clever Voxy, an actual gift-wrapped victim, just for me? They’re still alive there, yes?~”
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- Part 37 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I’ve spent a Lifetime Hiding the Truth by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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Alastor leans his head away from the nip and into something alluring and confident, adorned with that playful smile he wears when his next words will be particularly important. “Good pets get treats, don’t they?~”
He chuckles behind closed lips before taking another sip of coffee, closing one eye to watch the other’s reaction.
Another series of glitches racks Vox’s screen and body, causing him to nearly drop and shatter yet another coffee mug. He coughs, clearing his throat, and takes a quick drink of coffee in a vain attempt to hide the violet blush on his screen. “Well… yes… I uh… Treats, huh?”
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- Part 36 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~We’ll have Tiny Boxes for our Memories by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2025
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"I'm not the same person I was back then, nor who I was 10, 20, or 60 years later. I tried to become someone you could be proud of, someone you would be proud to stand beside." Vox takes a deep breath, looking straight ahead as they walk. "You say you miss who I used to be. Thing is, beneath all the wires and engineering, behind the public facade and power, without all the innuendo and ego... I'm still me. I just… don't know if that's enough..."
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- Part 35 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Being Human but the Wrong Kind by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2025
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"As much as I would like another hit or five to calm my nerves, or perhaps some of that insanely potent moonshine, I believe it is past time I held up my end of the bargain we made."
Vox raises the guava juice to his mouth, taking a drink. At least the motion felt like the stiff drink he wants, but without the benefits he probably needs. "How about we make this a new game then? If you get five points out of ten rounds, I will show you a secret."
“Certainly, I look forward to it. What are the rules?”
Vox gives Alastor a reassuring smile, more for his own benefit at this point. "It's called Two Truths and a Lie. We can either take turns, or you can just play while I talk. The goal is to pick which one is the lie. Each correct answer gets the player a point."
“Hm. Sounds simple enough-”
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- Part 34 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"You want me to go make the coffee now? Or should you ask 'George' to do it?" Vox asks, making quotes in the air because he wasn't sure what to call the sentient shadow.
“George?” Alastor asks, confused for a moment before connecting the admittedly far-apart dots.
"I don't know what his name is, I just know that there is a personality in there," Vox says with a slight shrug. "Thought you might be tired of me getting all up in your personal space, so figured I'd offer to vacate it for a bit."
A name..? Alastor never considered it before. It’s not like he discusses his business with others enough for it to be necessary. The master tells the shade to do something, and the shade obeys.
Well, most of the time.
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- Part 33 of Carrots & Potatoes