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For #SilentstaticWeek (May 20-26)
Inspired by Be Careful What You Wish For (and the doctor said to take this pill...) by Jack HarrisAlastor goes about his business, gradually sensing something is up with Vox when he finds that, for once, the TV Demon isn't following his every move. He's not *worried* about his old friend. That's absurd! and yet...
It's up to Alastor to find out what has become of the Media Overlord and maybe... just maybe, rescue his old friend from himself.
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- Part 2 of Hazbin One-Shots
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Vox turns to face Alastor, reaching up to run the back of his hand along the demon's cheek. "In all that space in between... There is no happy, no sad, no pleasure, no pain, just... information. I've considered escaping there permanently, more times than I can count. Now, I have a reason to come back, and... I'm scared."
“..You make it sound so enticing, and the new experiences you’ve shown me so far proves that your taste has improved!” He teases, “Maybe someday, you can show it to me.” Alastor offers carefully, unsure how his powers might meld with Vox’s, should they truly try to combine their different frequencies and abilities.
“But..until then, shall I hold your hand..?”
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- Part 43 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Alastor closes his eyes and places his hands carefully on Vox’s cheeks, taking in the moment. Frightening for all of them…
For Vox, who has been chasing Alastor for decades,
for Alastor, who is experiencing something brand new,
for Hell, should they become a true couple.
After a few moments to think on the possibilities of what that would mean, the radio host sighs, and tries to change the subject with a glance down towards the older man’s groin. “Do…you want me to reciprocate…?”
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- Part 42 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I Hate your Voice, I Hate your Lips by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2025
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The inexperienced man’s leg twitches and flexes under the attention, and another blush appears on Alastor’s face from the continued slow, strangely provocative actions.
That gaze, as if it had its own hypnotic powers in this form, keeps the Cajun’s attention, even as his eyelids flutter from the bites and scrunch closed for a moment with a huff at the teeth on his inner thigh. When those stunning brown orbs open again, there’s something primal behind them.
“Then show me, Mr. Vaughn~” he purrs.
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- Part 41 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~My Detail Requires more Attention by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Oct 2025
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“I thought you wanted to sketch? Why not in the red room?” Alastor offers, moving over to the edge of the bed with the almost finished sandwich in hand.
Vox smiles softly and retrieves the capsules from their charger on the nightstand. "I wouldn't want to bore you, but if you're offering to model for me?"
“I was more thinking just spending time nearby, but if you want to sketch me while I just, sit around, I suppose that wouldn’t be an issue~”
"I can always sketch later; I believe you had something to tell me this morning?" Vox asks with eager anticipation, offering out an image capsule to Alastor as he speaks.
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- Part 40 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Halfway between the Gutter and the Stars by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Sep 2025
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Vox bites his lip nervously. He hadn't done so well on Two Truths and a Lie and this was more important for him to get points than that game had been. "Sounds fair enough."
The buck was expecting a little bit of pushback, so the near-instant agreement is surprising.
Perhaps Vox realizes the value of this information.
“House goes first, and this is your home.” Alastor waves a hand to give Vox the floor.
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- Part 39 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~But in your Dreams, Whatever they Be by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Sep 2025
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"Bambi~?" Vox cooed softly, trying to lightly rouse the deer enough to make him stop, but this seemed to only cause Alastor to writhe more, pressing harder against him. This is when he noticed it wasn't just him who was growing firm.
Fuck.
Vox's screen tinted bright purple as he tried again. "Alastor~?" His voice came out soft and gentle as he tried once more to wake the demon before things got worse.
"V-aah-x~"
Well... things got worse... or better... depending on your viewpoint ;)
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- Part 38 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Moving on, the next cell over contains someone completely covered in burlap and tied with a giant red bow. They seem to be asleep against the back wall.
…Alastor looks over the first and cocks his head at the second.
Are-
Are they legitimately gift-wrapped??
The radio demon, along with his audience, burst out laughing for a good while.
“You, Ha! You are quite clever Voxy, an actual gift-wrapped victim, just for me? They’re still alive there, yes?~”
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- Part 37 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~I’ve spent a Lifetime Hiding the Truth by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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Alastor leans his head away from the nip and into something alluring and confident, adorned with that playful smile he wears when his next words will be particularly important. “Good pets get treats, don’t they?~”
He chuckles behind closed lips before taking another sip of coffee, closing one eye to watch the other’s reaction.
Another series of glitches racks Vox’s screen and body, causing him to nearly drop and shatter yet another coffee mug. He coughs, clearing his throat, and takes a quick drink of coffee in a vain attempt to hide the violet blush on his screen. “Well… yes… I uh… Treats, huh?”
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- Part 36 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~We’ll have Tiny Boxes for our Memories by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2025
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"I'm not the same person I was back then, nor who I was 10, 20, or 60 years later. I tried to become someone you could be proud of, someone you would be proud to stand beside." Vox takes a deep breath, looking straight ahead as they walk. "You say you miss who I used to be. Thing is, beneath all the wires and engineering, behind the public facade and power, without all the innuendo and ego... I'm still me. I just… don't know if that's enough..."
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- Part 35 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Being Human but the Wrong Kind by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Aug 2025
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"As much as I would like another hit or five to calm my nerves, or perhaps some of that insanely potent moonshine, I believe it is past time I held up my end of the bargain we made."
Vox raises the guava juice to his mouth, taking a drink. At least the motion felt like the stiff drink he wants, but without the benefits he probably needs. "How about we make this a new game then? If you get five points out of ten rounds, I will show you a secret."
“Certainly, I look forward to it. What are the rules?”
Vox gives Alastor a reassuring smile, more for his own benefit at this point. "It's called Two Truths and a Lie. We can either take turns, or you can just play while I talk. The goal is to pick which one is the lie. Each correct answer gets the player a point."
“Hm. Sounds simple enough-”
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- Part 34 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"You want me to go make the coffee now? Or should you ask 'George' to do it?" Vox asks, making quotes in the air because he wasn't sure what to call the sentient shadow.
“George?” Alastor asks, confused for a moment before connecting the admittedly far-apart dots.
"I don't know what his name is, I just know that there is a personality in there," Vox says with a slight shrug. "Thought you might be tired of me getting all up in your personal space, so figured I'd offer to vacate it for a bit."
A name..? Alastor never considered it before. It’s not like he discusses his business with others enough for it to be necessary. The master tells the shade to do something, and the shade obeys.
Well, most of the time.
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- Part 33 of Carrots & Potatoes
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“V-Vox, wait…”
Vox freezes, stopping cold.
Fuck.
He'd gone too far, and here it comes, that freight train.
"I- I'm sorry... I-" he stammers out, trying to choke back a sob as realization hits that he quite possibly screwed up absolutely everything he had worked for thus far with the demon in his arms.
Alastor’s smile softens, and he kisses Vox’s lips sweetly. The picture box’s overthinking is met with a crooked and slightly confused smile in return.
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- Part 32 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"I take it you've made up your mind on that little dare of ours," Vox says with a plum-colored screen and a soft smile. "If you're assuming I'll be around for... Christmas? Halloween?" He asks, uncertain of how many months Alastor is talking about. "You may want to wash the more... intimate parts, yourself." He says, offering a washcloth to Alastor.
Alastor graciously takes the cloth to wash himself. “Neither of those, but we can discuss what’s in store for you as my mate later on.”
Vox takes a fresh washcloth from one of his cables, moisturizing body wash already lathered into it. He is in the process of doing the same thing as Alastor when the deer's words hit him. His screen glitches as he tilts his head, raising one eyebrow.
"M-mMaTe??"
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- Part 31 of Carrots & Potatoes
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~Hold me Close and Hold me Fast by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jul 2025
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Alastor giggles as Vox holds him close, patting the back of his hand on the other’s chest. “So worried about me, still? Think I’ll fall again?” He titters, once again remembering how he fell (well, perhaps jumped is more accurate) just for the hell of it.
…Vox pauses in the doorway of the bathroom and turns to face Alastor, lifting his chin gently. "I hope so, I fall all over again, every time I look at you." He says, using his arm behind the deer's back to pull him closer as he leans in, stopping the demon's reply with a tender kiss.
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- Part 30 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Alastor’s nose scrunches, and he frowns, “That smells abhorrent." He states, waving a hand in the air in front of his face to both fan away the stench and douse the flame. “It had better be better than nicotine for a smell like that...”
Victor lets his head flop back against the pillow and stares up at the wave-patterned ceiling. It takes a bit of concentration, but he accesses the lighting controls for the room and switches the harsher, brighter lights out for the soft blue glow of the track lighting. "It's better..." He says lazily as he takes a deep, relaxed breath.
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- Part 29 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Victor moves his head slightly, rubbing his cheek more against the other's, then tilts his head slightly to nip briefly at his earlobe, wondering if they are still sensitive. "Dare~" He purrs, knowing it's not his turn but not caring in the slightest.
They’re not as sensitive as his deer ears, but the gruff word and warm breath is definitely doing something to Alastor…fuck, Vox is good at this…
“You just want me to give you permission..~” He whispers back with a sigh, “You have it~”
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- Part 28 of Carrots & Potatoes
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“Hm! I think I’ve figured out what I want to request for that dare, Voxy~”
Vox looks up at Alastor with curiosity and sits down on the edge of the bed, reaching up and touching his hair affectionately, letting a few red and black strands run through his fingers. "Oh? Enlighten me?"
Alastor turns his head towards the teal claws, although his eyes remain steadfast on the TV in front of him, drawing one knee up and over the other in a slow, innocent tease.
“I dare you to tell me about what you’d like to do to me, if I were…amenable to whatever it is that might please you~”Vox’s eyes widen slightly and he swallows back a lump that suddenly has found its way into his throat. Fuck… is… is Alastor serious?
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- Part 27 of Carrots & Potatoes
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This will be a collection of stories told from a "unique" perspective about Vox and primarily his rather complicated relationship with the infamous Radio Demon. Most will be canon to our series, Video Came and Stole Your Heart, but not necessarily canon to the Hazbin series in general. We will be starting with a story that leads up to a scene mentioned in chapter 16: The Black and White Ball.
ENJOY!
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- Part 1 of ~Pocketwatch Memoirs~
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~Mama Always Told me that I should Play Nice by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jul 2025
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"I'll be about half an hour, want or need anything before I go?"
The buck hums as he considers it, finding it interesting that Vox distinguished between both want and need. “I’ll be fine, Voxy. I’ll keep an eye on your assistant and try to calm him down when he inevitably wakes up.” It would surely be a bit fun, to just, chat with the sinner. Perhaps he can get some information out of him...
Walking back over to Alastor, Vox leans over his chair and tilts the demon's chin up gently with one knuckle. "What if I want something?"
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- Part 26 of Carrots & Potatoes