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I'm too tired to write an official-sounding summary... theyre really gay... the recluse attempts to let the sage know that he really does care!! hence the gay ass title.
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- Part 3 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
- Part 11 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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The Sage of Truth has finally accepted his fate of being shunned by the Truthless Recluse.
OR: he's an unreliable narrator too, the recluse is just scared. anyways he goes to talk to his sister :)
hey! HEY! YOU! YES YOU! this fic is part of a series, and if you didn't read the first one, this will make NO sense. I mean you can read this as a standalone, I just don't know why you'd wanna be confused all the way through
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- Part 9 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
- Part 2 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
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01 May 2026
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The Truthless Recluse has finally accepted his fate as nothing more than an interesting project for his other half.
OR: they pick flowers & eat jellies & sit and watch the sunset. no angst at all trust
*edit after posting: he's just an unreliable narrator, trust, sage loves him sm
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- Part 8 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
- Part 1 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
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01 May 2026
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...in which the sage and recluse come to a consensus on their feelings for one another.
or: author is fucking delusional about these gayass cookies. yeah that's it that's the fic
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- Part 5 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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a change of pace (you mean the world to me) by kuipermoth
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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apologies for not adding a summary when I posted this- uh- the recluse finally gets his crap together :D
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- Part 4 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
- Part 12 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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The Recluse didn't expect to have to deal with a very drunk Sage on his way back to the Peak of Truth.
OR: surely nothing will go wrong!!!!!!! look I'm terrible at explaining thigns just read the fic if you care enough idk
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- Part 10 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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01 May 2026
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truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion by kuipermoth
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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01 May 2026
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Blueberry Milk Cookie is not afraid of anything.
He is not afraid of the dark, or bugs, or people.
So why can't he walk into this damned cafe?!?[Or: a college AU from an author who knows nothing about college, where Blueberry Milk is very much afraid of something.]
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- Part 6 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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A collection of some truthlesssage stuff I did! Mostly suggested by my friends on tumblr because my ideas lately have been "hmm what if they were gayer" so thank you friends for ideas. These are pretty short, but they are very fun and fast to write :3
Title may change. I'm lazy rn
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- Part 13 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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The Light of Deceit sails the calm night waves, her captain commands to follow the faint gleam of gold into the mist.
Two halves of one Heart have met again after centuries, but if the disdain in Shadow Milk's voice is anything to go by, it's still too soon.- Language:
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18 Apr 2026
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High school sweethearts Uzume "Uzi" Doorman and Nolan "N" Doorman (né. Sembly) have been together for twelve years and married for six, and despite how happy they are, N can't shake the feeling that something is missing. But when Uzi makes a shocking discovery one evening, N realizes that the missing piece will soon fall into place. Two lives are about to completely change, while another one is about to begin.
or: the human au nuzi fic where they start a family that nobody but me wanted. previously titled "tiny angels."
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- Part 2 of creatures of love
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15 Apr 2026
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Having To Start Again by Freshly_baked_cinnamon_rollz
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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N and V were once happy together, having a son and everything. But sometimes people fall out of love. They're divorced and N doesn't know what to do. Thankfully, a certain goth girl comes along
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- Part 3 of Ducky Tales
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15 Apr 2026
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Pay no attention to the drone behind the curtain.
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15 Apr 2026
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The spell Pure Vanilla uses to stop Dark Enchantress ends up with some side effects that he wasn't expecting.
As for the Fount of Knowledge, a strange cookie has appeared in the lands with no memories and a magic he's never seen before. He must study him!
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- Part 1 of I'll Love You Again and Again (Series)
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09 Mar 2026
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After a spell gone wrong, Shadow Milk and the Sage of Truth end up swapping places in their realities. Now they, along with Pure Vanilla and Truthless Recluse, have to find a spell to bring the two cookies back to their own realities.
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08 Mar 2026
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"No one does anything without wanting something in return," he continued. "So what are you expecting from me?"
Pure Vanilla's smile grew. "Oh, that's easy!" he said. "I want you to trust me."
-Drabble Collection for DeceitfulTruthTober 2025. Each chapter is a different prompt fill.
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- Part 3 of Muse's CRK Stories
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08 Mar 2026
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so many fishes in the sea (so why can't one of them be mine???) by kuipermoth
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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I am the single worst title writer ever please bear with me yes I know it's cringe since hes a fish literally shut up okay okay yeah okay shush close your m-
Blueberry Milk Cookie, former professor and most clever sailor on the sea (by no one's standards but his own, of course), meets the fabled Mer of legend, the former holder of the Soul-Shell of Absolute Truth and Knowledge... a very pathetic, very injured Cookie by the simple name of Recluse.
Of course, he has no idea this is the very man he literally tells stories about to his students. All he knows is that he is very normal about the first Mer he's ever met.inspired by an AU me, skittle, and long came up with!!! if yall ever read this hiiii :3
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- Part 7 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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23 Feb 2026
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Moving was always difficult, no matter who or what you were.
Red Velvet experienced the troubles and difficulty first hand as an unclaimed, single omega with two kids. He knew he was moving four hours away from his support system to a small town where everyone knows everyone, so he was preparing himself for the gossip.
He wasn't prepared for the kindness he received.
And he certainly wasn't prepared for the love.
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19 Feb 2026
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The night before they depart, Pure Vanilla stumbles upon a breakthrough. A book, burned and scarred from the ages, but detailing the proper steps to starting a relationship. Dating back to Shadow Milk’s time, perhaps this will let him break past the other’s shell and finally make have the other take him up on his offer of friendship! All he has to do is follow these steps, and they should be friends in no time, as the book says!
Shadow Milk, for his part, is thrown by his counterpart suddenly flipping the script and trying to woo him.
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- Part 1 of Of Courtings and Confusion
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13 Jan 2026