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scenting by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2026
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It was a well-known fact that Shen Qingqiu hated alphas.
...Except, apparently, Luo Binghe.
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15 May 2026
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Another One Bites The Dust by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2026
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Someone within the harem is killing off Emperor Binghe’s wives. Not that he minds exactly – he hasn’t lost anyone he’d miss – but they’re his wives and their deaths must be avenged.
With an increasing obsession, he searches for the serial killer whose devotion has them convinced they’re doing him some kind of favour.
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15 May 2026
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this is why you knock first by notyourcircus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2026
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Shen Yuan comes back from class to find Luo Binghe having some private time.
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12 May 2026
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The Guardian Angel's Guide to Babysitting a Black Lotus by kirschengel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2026
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"If you are a spirit," Luo Binghe whispered to the empty air, his dark eyes curving into a smile as he deliberately stepped toward the edge of the cliff. "Then you must have a form. And if you have a form, you can be caught."
Hovering invisibly a few feet away, Shen Yuan checked his rapidly depleting System balance and silently screamed.
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Shen Yuan died and woke up bound to the protagonist of his least favorite trash novel. The System's rules are simple: keep Luo Binghe alive, or face permanent soul deletion. It sounds like a straightforward escort mission. Shen Yuan is fully prepared to protect the sweet, innocent white lotus from the cruelties of the cultivation world.
There is only one problem. Luo Binghe is already a manipulative, terrifyingly observant child.
Shen Yuan was supposed to be a guardian angel. Now, he desperately needs his own guardian angel to survive being the prized possession of a very clingy, thoroughly unhinged protagonist.
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- Part 1 of System Error: Protagonist is Too Clingy
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06 May 2026
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Proud Immortal Shizun Way by marizousbooty
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2025
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Shen Yuan, transmigrated as a disciple, draws the attention of his shizun after an unnecessary act of bravery.
[for the SVSSS Eternal Love Zine]
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03 Apr 2026
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right from the start, I gave you my heart by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2024
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"Bro, you know how many words I wrote per day, and how many plants I created!” Shang Qinghua whines. "I can't remember them all, it's impossible."
Shen Qingqiu narrows his eyes. "It was used with Wife #418.”
"That doesn't narrow it down any further. I'm not going to be able to guess it, so stop punishing me and just tell me how the flower nerfed you."
Shen Qingqiu grits his teeth. Obviously he wants to draw this out to punish Shang Qinghua, but it kinda looks more like he's punishing himself. There's a muscle flexing in his jaw, and if he puts any more pressure on his fan's guard, it's going to snap. Uh, actually, Shen Qingqiu kind of looks like he's in pain—
“A false dragonhead is also called an obedient plant. It’s in the name—the flower forces you to do whatever you're told," Shen Qingqiu spits out.
or: Shen Qingqiu runs afoul of one of Airplane's stupid wife-plot devices...just before a mission to Jinlan City.
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- Part 1 of Febuwhump 2024
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25 Mar 2026
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settle down with some old story by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2025
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Shen Qingqiu has a bare moment of dismayed comprehension before Luo Binghe is moving again, releasing his hold on Xiu Ya only so that he can swirl around Shen Qingqiu in a blindingly fast movement, getting behind Shen Qingqiu and using his now-free right arm to pin Shen Qingqiu against him, Shen Qingqiu’s back to his chest.
“Caught you, Shizun,” Luo Binghe says in Shen Qingqiu’s ear, and then he tips them backward through the portal.
Two years after the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe reappears in the Human Realm—directly on Qing Jing Peak, in order to kidnap Shen Qingqiu to the Demon Realm. Little does Shen Qingqiu know, this isn’t the right Luo Binghe.
The Original Luo Binghe has finally, after years of searching, found a kind Shizun of his own to kidnap and keep in his own universe—and this time, no one is going to take Shizun from him.
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25 Mar 2026
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Take A Bite by trans-rat-migration (ratjamtime)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2025
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Shen Yuan has been transmigrated in the last arcs of PIDW and tries to stay under the radar.
Luo Binghe responds by force-feeding him.
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18 Mar 2026
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someone wrote this song before, and I could tell you where it's from by maiohmai
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2025
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There’s a yelp, and the splash of something hot. Even with the breath knocked out of him, Luo Binghe somehow manages to keep his footing. The other man is not so lucky; he bounces off Luo Binghe’s chest like a rag doll, arms wheeling as he’s thrown backwards from the force of their collision.
Any other day, Luo Binghe might have let the stranger fall out of pure spite, but he gets a glimpse of wide, dark eyes and his body moves before he can even think, darting forward.
Barista Luo Binghe is having a terrible morning. Then he runs headfirst into a perfect stranger and becomes convinced they are soulmates from a past life.
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- Part 9 of SVSSS Gotcha For Gaza 🍉
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18 Mar 2026
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aperitif by maiohmai
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Aug 2024
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“You must be hungry,” comes that velvet voice, drawing his attention away from the tender expanse of Binghe’s inner thigh— fuck, is Shen Yuan drooling?— and up to that unfairly gorgeous face.
The glint in those eyes sends a thrill shivering down his spine. There’s amusement and lust, but also something darker, more dangerous— something that makes the fine hair all over his body stand up on end. It’s funny, really, how Binghe often looks at Shen Yuan the same way a wolf does its prey, like he can’t wait to eat him up, because the reality…
Well, who exactly is supposed to be the apex predator here?
Shen Yuan indulges in a midnight snack.
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- Part 3 of SVSSS Gotcha For Gaza 🍉
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18 Mar 2026
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the virginal brides file past his tomb by Deisderium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2024
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"I can stay away for longer, if you need," Luo Binghe makes himself say. "I don't want to impose on your time with your brother."
"I want you to meet my family," Shen Yuan says. “Er-ge will come around. He's—he's very protective, but he just wants me to be happy."
Luo Binghe smiles. "And I make you happy?" he says, fishing shamelessly
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In which Luo Binghe meets vampire Shen Yuan's older brother. (Again.)
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- Part 3 of because i feel so thirsty
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16 Mar 2026
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bereft in deathly bloom by Deisderium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2022
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"Don't worry," the man says, which—who's the monster here, young man! Shouldn't you be worried?? But abruptly, every fiber of Shen Yuan's being is focused on the large, very sharp-looking knife that the man is holding.
"Kind of hard not to," Shen Yuan says. Shen Jiu is going to kill him. Again. At least this time, he won't be around to see it.
The man brandishes the knife, and Shen Yuan has to admit, in the corner of his brain that's not gibbering with fear, he looks really cool doing it. Then the knife slashes down, and Shen Yuan wishes he could close his eyes, wishes he could pretend this wasn't happening—
—but the man dramatically cuts his own hand, and Shen Yuan's brain only has a moment to try and process this, one brief moment to think, What the fuck? And then the scent of his blood hits Shen Yuan, and he really starts to panic.
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In which Shen Yuan, vampire, gets approached by a man he assumes is a vampire slayer. Imagine his surprise when Luo Binghe, human, is the one dubconning him into drinking Binghe's blood.Things only get stranger from there.
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- Part 1 of because i feel so thirsty
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15 Mar 2026
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Lockleaf Heart by aibari for ProfessionalCatFan (somewhatdistant)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Two years ago, Shen Yuan transmigrated into the role of the reclusive, mysterious wizard npc of Heaven’s Starry Harvest Way, a truly regrettable Stardew Valley/Harvest Moon clone. Now he spends his time helping villagers with useful potions and ingredients, wondering if the main character is ever going to arrive.
Everything changes when he finds the geode.
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15 Mar 2026
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For a deer spirit like Xie Lian, being hunted was nothing of an abnormality.
With the rest of his people gone, and living alone in a beast-ridden woods, Xie Lian had survived for far longer than he had ever anticipated. He always knew it was only a matter of time before he fell into a trap.
He was right.
But Xie Lian had no way of knowing what would come after, when he is face to face with the wolf who has been watching over him for a long, long time.
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“Oh gege… I am starving.”
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14 Mar 2026
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Taming a Blackened Emperor! by bingshule, Dens (bingshule)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2025
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After a system error causes Shen Yuan to transmigrate as an OC instead of Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan takes full advantage of his new liberty to explore the PIDW world before settling down in a peaceful town. He spends his days growing demonic plants and reading, until one day a mysterious young man gets attacked in his backyard! Um, system? Shen Yuan has never seen this character before, who the heck is Su Fei?!
Meanwhile, Emperor Luo Binghe dons a disguise to spy on a mysterious cultivator no one can seem to find any info on.
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12 Mar 2026
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[Spoilers through Book 5, Chapter 198 Canon Divergence!]
Deep within in Mt. Tonglu, a young ghost dressed in black carries a man in funeral robes through hell itself, desperate for the strength to protect him. That man could once have been called beautiful, one of the shining wonders of a dead kingdom, but now...
Now human face disease rages through an immortal body, while a worthless servant stands in the wake of his failure once more.
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12 Mar 2026
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On his 834th birthday, Xie Lian makes a gentle wish.
He gets exactly what he desired.
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11 Mar 2026
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Songbird in the Demon's Hall by Boomchick, Lycan_Sakura
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Dec 2023
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Once, Xie Lian lived in a palace in the heavens--a fairy of the heavenly realm, powerful and carefree.
Now, he lives as an 'honored guest' in the mansion of a mortal, where if he faces the daily choice between humiliation or starvation.
Until the demon lord Hua Cheng arrives, and upends the nightmare Xie Lian has only just begun to understand.
Written for the TGCF Reverse Big Bang, inspired by the art of Lycan_Sakura!
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11 Mar 2026
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My Only Dream Is... by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick), Boomchick for foofwast
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jun 2024
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In his humble cottage in the middle of nowhere, many would say that Xie Lian has fallen out of grace. Xie Lian, on the other hand, feels that he's living his best life, especially when San Lang comes to visit!
If only his dreams could be anything but nightmares...
Written for Misossoup in the TGCF Gotcha for Gaza!
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11 Mar 2026
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The Cracked-Glass Prince by Boomchick
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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Xie Lian has never been as delicate as he appears, with his fragile glass body, but he is still breakable. After 800 years, he is stained, scuffed, and shattered, but sometimes moss grows inside him. He pretends that makes it worthwhile.
As he ascends once more, he must contend with former vassals, the changes in himself, and a young man who claims to be made of wood, and certainly not tarnished silver like the ghost groom Xie Lian met on the mountain.
In a world where people's bodies are lanterns, whether stone, cloth, or paper, being transparent with each other changes everything for HuaLian.
Originally published in Amaranthine: A Hualian AU Zine!
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11 Mar 2026