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    The most terrible thing you can do to a writer, Bilbo is sure, is answer words with silence.

    Sweet-bittersweet, comedy-angst, movie/book fusion. Set in a reclaimed Erebor full of dwarrowdames, constitutional monarchy, assassination attempts and new Durins -- all brought to you via a completely neutral and factual firsthand account utterly expurgated of bias. Also expurgated of questionable narratorial rambling, curiously tender descriptions, marginalia complaints, annoying sayings, and irrelevant hobbitish asides. Candidly, Master Baggins is just trying to finish this book and go home.

    Note: Functionally complete! I may add an epilogue at some point and/or expand a certain subplot in a spin-off, and so have left the fic marked unfinished.

    As always, you can check my WIP Trello via my profile for detailed updates. Thanks for all you do!

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    06 Jan 2017

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    Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally immigrating to Earth.

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    03 Jan 2017

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    “Hey, so I wasn’t kidding about wanting to sample your voice.”

    “What? Fuck, no. I’m not a performing ookbeast. And anyway, if I’m going to do the lullaby again, it needs to be about something. They’re not random noises I make while fondling my shame globes, they have meanings.”

    “Really?” You start recording. “So, the low clicks mean what?”

    (The sequel I wasn't planning to write. Have some fluff with your fluff.)

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    20 Dec 2016

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    A short Davekat post-retcon meteor fic.

    Karkat says, “This is so fucking dumb.” Silence, and then, “Can I hang out in here a little? I can bring my pile, I won’t bug you, I just... I don’t want to be alone with the contents of my thinkpan right now.”

    Dave in his drowsiness scoots over. “Take a load off. Plenty of room.”

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    He’d do the same for you. In a way, he already did, when he recorded his heartbeat for you. You keep this in mind as you ask the Mayor to distract Dave in Can Town for a couple of hours. You’re going to need some privacy.

    What would Kanaya think if she knew? You try not to dwell on it. This is the most ridiculous thing you have ever done.

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    20 Dec 2016