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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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can't promise tomorrow, but i can promise tonight by honeybakedtea
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Mar 2025
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In no universe should he have to witness Mydei’s hand linger on Phainon’s shoulder for a moment longer than what two friends consider proper, and then watch as Mydei flexes his hand right afterwards, clearly so affected by it. Like something straight out of March’s romance novels.
Seriously, Phainon’s eyes had softened when he looked at Mydei. Multiple times. In public! And here Caelus thought eyes could only soften in Jing Yuan fanfiction.
Dan Heng gives him a look. “Phainon and Mydei are good friends. They’re bound to bicker every once in a while.”
Caelus sits up, wholly indignant. “Have you seen them,” he demands.
In which Caelus meddles.
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19 Oct 2025
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Betting on Two by freakess360
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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Claiming that Billy was his son was Captain Marvel’s first mistake; making a bet with Danny was the second. This misstep resulted in using magic to separate his two halves. And now, with a new villain lurking in the shadows, Marvel must protect not only himself but also Billy.
But Billy is determined not to lose the bet with Danny, even if it appears that he might lose his life instead.
Danny blinked. “You guys were one person the last time I saw you!”
“Not anymore,” Billy said, grinning ear to ear. “We figured out a little trick to separate ourselves. Pretty cool, huh?”
Sequel to “Eating For Two” (but can be read as a standalone).
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- Part 4 of Immortal Bros
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Please Forgive Me by Funnyluna12343
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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Bad Things Happen Bingo- Self Harm
Drugs, drinking, smoking, prostitution, and violence were all things Billy had become intimately familiar with. If you asked the teen now, he’d claim that he actually got out pretty lucky so far.
The hundreds of scars littered over his body tell a different tale.
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- Part 1 of BTHB
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28 Apr 2025
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Oh Look Cap is a Child by Chilli_W
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
13 Dec 2024
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“Captain, how are you feeling?” The concerned voice reverberated from a blue-clad man, wait, was that Superman?
Was he kidnapped by a Superman cosplayer?
His brain had snagged, but was rapidly prompted back into action as the caped man addressed him. Conclusively, he deduced this entire situation was a ploy by social services. They had, astonishingly, dressed up in flamboyant costumes to enrapture stray children and bedazzle them back into the system.
And to epitomise the loathsome situation, the manipulative employees had already given him a pet name; ‘Captain.’ Shamelessly stoking a child’s ego wouldn’t persuade any of the other street kids he knew, and it was, frankly, incredibly embarrassing on their behalf.
In lieu of a response to faux Superman, Billy remained silent, simply squinting in suspicious analysis.
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Zatanna and Captain Marvel are practicing magic when she accidentally de-ages him by 4 years.
Wait, why's a seven-year-old, black-haired blue-eyed kid calling them social workers?
Where did the menace run off to???
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28 Apr 2025