Sleepy_Ash03
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Stendhal by Sleepy_Ash03
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
10 Dec 2025
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Theon Greyjoy can't remember the last time he took a moment to breathe and have it not taste of sweat and smoke and vodka.
The life of a party animal didn't leave room to breathe clean air. He was always on the move, from party to party, whore to whore, drug to drug. God, he loved it. How it filled him up so much that he thought he might burst. How he never had to think. He was always too sloshed or too blazed. Coherent thoughts never reached his ever-busy mind.
And God, how he hated it. How weak he was for anything that could get him buzzed. How desperate he was to not think, when every one around him did it so easily.
Fortunately for him, he didn't have to think on how much he loved it or hated it or anything. There was another party to get to. Always, always. Even when Robb and Jon took him aside and poked and pried his fragile shell for anything other than his stupid ego and his big mouth. There was always another party and that meant he could smile every single fucking day, knowing he wouldn't ever have to think.
He could always smile.
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The Abrupt Appearance of Desolation by Sleepy_Ash03
Fandoms: Poldark (TV 2015), Poldark - All Media Types
04 Feb 2024
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Perhaps if Ross had not returned from the war, if he had sunk as most had wanted him to in the stormy sea, perhaps then, he would've died at peace.
Nampara in ruins, his father dead, debt on his doorstep and his beloved wed to his cousin, Ross Poldark has developed the worst luck in all of Cornwall. When his life comes apart further and an illegal trade goes wrong, he faces the gallows. The only person able to save his life, is the very man who got him into this predicament, George Warleggan.
However, when the devil offers a deal, there is always a price.
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OR: A retelling of the story of Ross Poldark, where I get to punish people who I think got off too lightly in the show and Ross embraces his darker side. Oh, and Ross x George, because who doesn't see the sexual tension????
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The Peacocking Poof and Straight Scots' Complete Cock Up by Sleepy_Ash03
Fandoms: RocknRolla (2008)
27 Aug 2020
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Archy tasks The Wild Bunch on a dangerous job to steal a mysterious package. Along the way, the trio get caught up in a series of bi-curious conundrums, resurrected exes, Glascow mobsters, gang wars and other less-than-legal antics.
One Two is questioning his sanity as well as his sexuality, Handsome Bob only ever tops much to his Scottish conquests chagrin and Mumbles is done with his mate's bullshit.
All in all, nothing a good cuppa can't fix.
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Being Alive by sharkie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2023
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“The Book of Life is really a ledger of immortality. When a demon falls to holy water or an angel falls to hellfire, their name automatically gets deleted. But if your name is erased…”
"You become mortal," Aziraphale concluded, his heart beating — faster, faster — spasming, fluttering, pumping vital blood.
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Part of a gambit to delay Apocalypse 2.0, Crowley erases his name from the Book of Life. When it apparently fails to erase him from existence, Aziraphale follows. They wind up as mortals, history and memories completely intact, but far from home.
Alternate title: The Mutual Entrapment of a True Human Form is a Get-Along Shirt and So is This Overbooked Holiday Inn
Bookmarked by Sleepy_Ash03
11 Oct 2023
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Also available in trans Billy flavour because that’s my personal trans agenda.
Before, they were only as close as Billy let anyone get, but lately the distance between them has been shrinking. He’s not the kind of guy who likes to talk about himself. Mostly he listens, prods, collects, but never offers. He learned young that when you’ve got a brain like he does you can’t afford to tell people what you’re thinking or how you really feel. Stu isn’t one of those people though, Stu has to keep his thoughts secret too and now this is theirs to keep, between them.
This is mostly only going to be in cannon with the first movie (the movie 3 retcon is not for me), but may also diverge in some places, especially when we get to the events closer to the end of the first movie. More specific tags and warnings will be in the end of chapter notes.Series
- Part 1 of Just Like the Movies (cis version)
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Bookmarked by Sleepy_Ash03
27 Aug 2023
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You Can Have It All (My Empire of Dirt) by mr_mustache_penis
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 May 2023
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"What do you want from me Steve?"
There was a different energy to Eddie now. His question cut between the two of them like lightning cracking across a gray sky.
"Nothing." Everything
He wanted nothing and everything from Eddie Munson all at once
Steve wants to know the secret to Eddie Munson's happiness.
He never expects to become a part of it.
Bookmarked by Sleepy_Ash03
20 Apr 2023
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Pets by AK17
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), John Wick (Movies)
27 Mar 2023
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Theon is an idiot, he always has been, but messing with that man was the worst mistake of his life, his father had turned his back on him, his siblings wanted to help him, but how could they run away from the boogeyman?
What kind of person or monster could stop John Wick?Bookmarked by Sleepy_Ash03
06 Feb 2023
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The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System by tinyteacups
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Mar 2024
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Katsuki didn’t expect to die in the midst of bashing the worst shounen manga on the markets to date. Much less did he expect to be transported into said manga. As the scum villain.
Now to avoid being skinned alive and pounded to a pulp by the main character, he has to figure out a way to kiss up and get on his good side by the end of the series.
No one told him doing so would turn said protagonist gay—but hey, no homo if it’s to save your skin, right?
Right?
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Katsuki gets transported into a novel, gains a harem and woos an antihero.
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08 Oct 2022