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How is it that, after everything, they both get recruited by the Magpies? It goes beyond just unlikely; it's outright unfair. There are plenty of other teams in the league—more than enough space for them to play without ever needing to speak to one another. And yet, here they are: same team, same position, neighbouring pegs, even.
To say it hasn't been going well is an understatement.
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14 Oct 2025
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“Malcolm Baddock told you that he had sex with Harry Potter,” Draco said, enunciating carefully.
“Yes.”
“Gay sex.”
“I should think so.”
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Somebody has had the nerve to have sex with Harry Potter. Draco loses his entire mind.
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15 Oct 2025
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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16 May 2025
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A religious text is written in the hearts of its readers anyway. (Or: Londo reads the Book of G'Kar.)
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24 Apr 2025
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A meeting on the Babylon 5 docks, as Londo leaves the station.
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24 Apr 2025
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Draco and Harry accidentally activate a marriage curse and move into a cottage. With chickens.
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13 Apr 2025
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Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity. Harry unknowingly hires him. And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies. (And then more porn. Seriously, if you don’t want sex scene after sex scene you probably shouldn’t read this. And please read the warnings.)
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13 Apr 2025
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Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.
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02 Apr 2025
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Harry's life is his work. And through years of working long, exhausting hours in child and family services, Harry's developed some guidelines for himself when it comes to taking children into his home. One, he'll only do it in emergency situations. And two, he won't take them long term.
While he has no official policy on his romantic relationships, they never seem to last very long either, no matter how much he might dream of finding love.
But when eleven-year-old Ben Healy comes blasting his way into Harry's world, his predictable, somewhat lonely life gets turned upside down. Harry can't help but draw parallels between himself and the Muggleborn orphan, and despite his best efforts, he grows attached. Taking on the responsibility of caring for a child is a terrifying prospect, though, and Harry's not sure he's up to the challenge.
Meanwhile, questions arise concerning Ben's mysterious parentage. Is it possible he's not Muggleborn after all? And why is his hair that particular shade of blond?
And why is it so bloody easy for Harry to fall into his old, obsessive habits when it comes to Draco Malfoy?
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01 Apr 2025
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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31 Mar 2025
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A process is recursive when it defines or contains itself; e.g., the Fibonacci sequence, which determines the next number as the sum of the previous two.
But not all recursive processes are mathematical. Recursion can happen in a temporal context when, for instance, the powerful magical force that is true love drags you back in time so it can create itself, endangering the fate of the Wizarding World—not to mention the very fabric of space and time—along the way.
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30 Mar 2025
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Harry and Draco write to each other. A lot (110 letters). For years (10). Until they figure things out.
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03 Mar 2025
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The last time Draco had declared something boring, it had been on the heels of Harry fucking him until he cried. Boring, said with a pink face and shiny eyes, lashes all clumped together and voice clogged from tears, this is positively primitive, Potter. Where's your Gryffindor spirit gone? Goading Harry had worked the first few times—few dozen, fine, Harry won't claim to be above it all—but he's learned Draco now.
He's learning him.
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24 Feb 2025
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Happy Birthday by ItsPhantasmagoria for SweetheartAurora (SomnophiliaSweetheart)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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Harry wakes up on the morning of his seventeenth birthday with the words Happy Birthday written on his palm.
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13 Feb 2025
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A child for Harry Potter is a miracle of magic. And it's the second act of Draco Malfoy's sorry little life.
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24 Jan 2025
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Draco Malfoy: Cockologist by thecouchsofa for unfamiliar_geckos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2025
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A tattoo appears on the body of every witch or wizard on their eighteenth birthday, showing the greatest passion of their soulmate.
The spurting cock that spans the left side of Harry’s ribcage is, unfortunately, very real and not a joke.
On the bright side: at least his soulmate probably has a sense of humour.
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17 Jan 2025
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Five Times Draco Malfoy Used Muggle Things Incorrectly (and One Time He Didn’t) by Sita_Z for phoenixacid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2024
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Harry had never expected to arrest Draco Malfoy in a Tesco in Newham, London. He'd also never expected to fall in love with him.
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28 Dec 2024
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Harry needs a date. Draco loses a bet.
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29 Nov 2024
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Draco's getting cruised. Isn't he?
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29 Nov 2024
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Ginny makes a startling confession.
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11 Nov 2024