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When There’s Nowhere Else To Run, Is There Room For One More? by P234age
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
27 Jan 2026
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“It’s a little difficult to think clearly with a knife pressed to his jugular, but Neil manages to wonder if he should’ve let the FBI send him to jail instead of here.
It makes sense, unfortunately, that after finding Neil bruised, burnt, and bleeding out on the cold cement floor of his father’s basement, Special Agent Todd Browning might have had some concerns for Neil’s health.
Neil just didn’t expect that concern to include his mental health, too.
Browning had offered Neil a choice that day - after listing out, like, fifty reasons why he thought Neil might benefit from some therapy.
Life in prison or a sixty day stay in a psych ward, followed by freedom.
Neil thought the answer was obvious, but his new roommate still hasn’t removed his blade from Neil’s throat - which Neil is now realizing isn’t actually a knife, but a razor blade taped to the butt of a toothbrush - so he’s rethinking that answer a bit.”
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The one where Neil and Andrew meet in Easthaven.
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26 Jan 2026
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When he’d decided to traverse the borders of the north turret in search of an easy way into the palace, he hadn’t exactly been expecting to see a murder in progress. Much less a murder by defenestration of one King Edward VI.
He watches in the bushes, hiding from as many guards' sight as he can, as the window of the topmost room of the turret is flung open. It's midnight, and so at first Fitz thinks he must be seeing things, but his eyes are rarely betrayed by the dark, even while in human form.
Fitz watches, dumbfounded, as a head pops out from the highest window of the turret and looks down down down to the ground far beneath it. He is unable to look away as the man climbs slowly out of the window. It is dark, yes, but the light from the moon shines bright enough for Fitz to see clearly how much of an idiot said man is.
“What the fuck?”
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Or: Fitz is a detective, jumps in the River Thames, and questions the merits of defenestration.
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- Part 1 of Sir Fitz and his Damsel King
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27 Jul 2024
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Whatever happened to the young, young lovers? by georgia_sk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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Regulus Black, presumed dead for over 2 years, shows up at an Order of the Phoenix meeting with 6 mangled horcruxes and Voldemort's corpse.
How does the wizarding world move on following the abrupt end of the war, and how does Regulus come to terms with the last four years of his life?
Not on his own evidently, as his brother makes an effort to return to his life, James Potter tries to weasel his way into his heart and the friends he left behind in the name of the war aren't willing to leave him alone any longer.
An endgame jegulus, wolfstar and rosekiller longfic with regular updates, angst and drama.
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27 Nov 2022
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Jesse Coste is a shining symbol. He is the pride of werewolves and the ideal example of werewolfkind in the minds of all others. Jesse Coste is everything a werewolf should be. Jesse Coste hates himself for everything that he is.
Eugene Labao is the humanity he craves.
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- Part 2 of Sinew and Bone
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02 Nov 2022
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saber-assigned soulmates (and other exaggerations) by inimitability
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.
If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.
Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.
Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!
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08 Jun 2022