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    “It’s a little difficult to think clearly with a knife pressed to his jugular, but Neil manages to wonder if he should’ve let the FBI send him to jail instead of here.

    It makes sense, unfortunately, that after finding Neil bruised, burnt, and bleeding out on the cold cement floor of his father’s basement, Special Agent Todd Browning might have had some concerns for Neil’s health.

    Neil just didn’t expect that concern to include his mental health, too.

    Browning had offered Neil a choice that day - after listing out, like, fifty reasons why he thought Neil might benefit from some therapy.

    Life in prison or a sixty day stay in a psych ward, followed by freedom.

    Neil thought the answer was obvious, but his new roommate still hasn’t removed his blade from Neil’s throat - which Neil is now realizing isn’t actually a knife, but a razor blade taped to the butt of a toothbrush - so he’s rethinking that answer a bit.”

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    The one where Neil and Andrew meet in Easthaven.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    When he’d decided to traverse the borders of the north turret in search of an easy way into the palace, he hadn’t exactly been expecting to see a murder in progress. Much less a murder by defenestration of one King Edward VI.

    He watches in the bushes, hiding from as many guards' sight as he can, as the window of the topmost room of the turret is flung open. It's midnight, and so at first Fitz thinks he must be seeing things, but his eyes are rarely betrayed by the dark, even while in human form.

    Fitz watches, dumbfounded, as a head pops out from the highest window of the turret and looks down down down to the ground far beneath it. He is unable to look away as the man climbs slowly out of the window. It is dark, yes, but the light from the moon shines bright enough for Fitz to see clearly how much of an idiot said man is.

    “What the fuck?”

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    Or: Fitz is a detective, jumps in the River Thames, and questions the merits of defenestration.

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    27 Jul 2024

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    Regulus Black, presumed dead for over 2 years, shows up at an Order of the Phoenix meeting with 6 mangled horcruxes and Voldemort's corpse.

    How does the wizarding world move on following the abrupt end of the war, and how does Regulus come to terms with the last four years of his life?

    Not on his own evidently, as his brother makes an effort to return to his life, James Potter tries to weasel his way into his heart and the friends he left behind in the name of the war aren't willing to leave him alone any longer.

    An endgame jegulus, wolfstar and rosekiller longfic with regular updates, angst and drama.

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    27 Nov 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jesse Coste is a shining symbol. He is the pride of werewolves and the ideal example of werewolfkind in the minds of all others. Jesse Coste is everything a werewolf should be. Jesse Coste hates himself for everything that he is.

    Eugene Labao is the humanity he craves.

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    02 Nov 2022

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    The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.

    If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.

    Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.

    Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!

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    08 Jun 2022

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    18 May 2022

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    18 May 2022

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    A look into the lives of pro exy players Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten. The world says they hate each other, but when Andrew gets transferred to Neil's team, their teammates begin seeing something else between them.

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    28 Jan 2022

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    "You have to go." Achilles says, and his hands are on Patroclus' chest, but they aren't pushing. No- he's doing a lot of things, but he's not pushing. He's memorising the feeling of smooth skin beneath his hands, and he's counting the pulse that thuds beneath the right, committing that to memory too. He's feeling the rise and fall of his best friend's chest - best friend, boyfriend, lover, whatever; they all feel like synonyms now - and he's meeting those dark brown eyes with his own. "If my mother catches you here she'll kill you."

    "I know." Patroclus murmurs, but he makes no move to go.

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    26 Nov 2021

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    It’s not that Patroclus somehow has not noticed that his new favorite coffee shop seemed to only hire possible models, but, well. There’s a thin line between noticing and admiring a person’s looks and being creepy about it.

     

    (aka the very, very cliche coffee shop au.)

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    26 Nov 2021

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    I am missing half of my soul.

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    26 Nov 2021

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    Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

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    03 Oct 2021

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    "'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."

    When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.

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    03 Oct 2021

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    When Jim and Spock meet as teenagers on Tarsus IV and endure unspeakable horrors together, it seems like nothing can separate them. Until, that is, Jim is forced to burn every last trace of himself from Spock’s mind to keep him safe. Years later, Jim is still a smoldering husk, but it seems amnesia has been good to Spock. To remind him of the world they built together before the famine—and of how it ended—would be too cruel. Wouldn’t it? But when Starfleet tasks the Enterprise with hunting Kodos down, old scars will be torn open and hidden secrets will come to light, forcing Jim and Spock to reconsider everything they thought they knew about their shared history on Tarsus IV.

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    26 Sep 2021

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    Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole.

    [An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].

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    24 Sep 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 80

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    News of the attempted assassination of Prince Consort Sokka, husband to Fire Lord Zuko and prince of the Southern Water Tribe, had reached every corner of the globe.

    Now, it was just a matter of finding out who knew before the news broke, keeping everyone safe from harm, and finally getting that happy ending.

    Things were never as simple as they sounded.

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    24 Sep 2021

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    Torpor.

    A thermoregulatory process exceedingly common for birds, in which physiological activity is drastically reduced when the animal enters a period of high metabolic stress. Hawks didn’t understand what that meant when his handler explained it to him, he was eleven, after all. He knew a bit here and there about biology, especially when it pertained to the avian aspects of his mutation quirk, but some of the more complicated bits still flew right over his head.

    or: hawks does the bird thing where they basically dissociate when they get cold/hungry. the commissions way of handling it + the LoV's way of handling it

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    28 Aug 2021

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    “What’s the matter, baby?” Flashing his best smile, Hawks fervently hopes the metallic taste on his tongue doesn’t mean there’s also blood leaking through the cracks of his teeth. "You don’t think I look pretty like this?”

    Against all odds, Dabi does not follow their usual script. Does not lunge to light his ass up with blue flame while he’s too weak to even stand, or kick him in the stomach where he’s so, so, so stupidly exposed that he’s hurting.

    Instead, Dabi’s warm breath ruffles a few strands of Hawks’ messy hair (and if that doesn’t kick Hawks’ poor heart into a gear that can not be healthy) when he murmurs, all too earnest and all too quiet, “No, birdie. Not like this.”

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    Alternatively, when the Commission beats Hawks down, Dabi is there to pick up the pieces.

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    26 Aug 2021

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    AU where Hawks has a Phoenix quirk and shenanigans occur.
    *Technically undergoing edits. I'll get there eventually, in the meantime sorry for the fact that the whole thing is not in the same tense*
    ^2025 - Lol ain't no way I'm gonna finish editing, sorry y'all

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    24 Aug 2021

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    An altered universe where a single event changes the course of both Yuuri and Viktor's lives, a rivalry is formed that spans across many years and both of them tell a very different side to the story

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    10 Aug 2021

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