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    Damian pulls out his phone and dials Richard’s number- his chauffeur has been unfortunately painstakingly instructed to answer no calls whatsoever from Damian, and Alfred has begun to pretend that phones do not exist during school hours. Unsurprisingly, as it is eight in the morning, it goes to voicemail. Damian waits impatiently for the beep. “Richard,” he says, in tones of the deeply suffering, “this place is a hostile environment. I must be collected post-haste, as after this latest indignity I am dropping out. Come at once, or I may die here.”

    The dynamic duo attend a parent-teacher conference. No one has a good day.

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    01 Jan 2025

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    The funny thing about knowing the identity of the Batman is that you also know who he works with.

    The people he works with are mostly teenagers, and they all know Jim's address.

    They also know that his kitchen is stocked just for them, so of course they take advantage of that. And maybe having a shoulder to lean on. Maybe.

    OR: Six of the many times Jim Gordon was there for the Batfamily, and three of the fewer times they were there for him.

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    13 Oct 2024

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    “Do you beat your children?” Bruce asks, voice flat and odd in a way unlike any Hal has ever heard before, and Hal’s blood runs cold, and –
    Other Batman’s jaw clenches. He does not answer immediately.
    The whole fucking League visibly draws back.

     

    In which Bat has instituted very strict measures for handling alternate versions of himself, and the Justice League finds out why.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    Joker is dead, and Bruce Wayne stands over his battered corpse.

    Not Batman. Bruce Wayne, blood splattered on his Armani suit and fist still pale from when it had been clenched around Joker's hair, slamming his head one, two, three times against the ground.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    Maybe she should have expected a delay sometime in her day, but seriously - of all places to be kidnapped, a Macy's was not on her bingo card. Neither was her being out of her Batgirl suit when this sort of thing happened. But she makes due all the same.

    Also Damian has an invitation.

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    14 Sep 2024

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