SmarmySmirk
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Better Run Through the Jungle by CalvinZilla, SmarmySmirk
Fandoms: Calvin & Hobbes, ARK: Survival Evolved
18 Oct 2025
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When you can't trust the one thing you've always relied on, the way that you made sense of the world- when you're thrown up in the sky and woken up on a godforsaken beach infested with monsters of the most vivid imagination, what do you do? What CAN you do? And most importantly, how do you find your own path? It's a question that Calvin, Hobbes, and Susie now have to answer.
Calvin, Hobbes, and Susie are thrust onto the Island, and must navigate danger (from both the island and it's inhabitants) in order to find a way home.
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ONI: Prowler Corps Report 1-A773 RED OCTOBER by SmarmySmirk
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, The Hunt for Red October (1990)
30 Aug 2025
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Somewhere in the Milky Way, a UNSC Prowler commander has just made a fateful decision. The Red October is heading for Sanghelios. The United Rebel Front wants her. The Swords of Sanghelios want her. The Office of Naval Intelligence wants her back. The chase for the highly-advanced doomsday ship is on.
Brilliant URF analyst Jack Ryan has little interest in fieldwork, but when a set of highly-alarming reports hits his desk, Ryan soon finds himself in the middle of a high-stakes game of hide-and-seek played by three major galactic powers- a game that could end in all-out war between the Elites and Humanity once more.
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In a world ravaged by a cataclysmic nuclear apocalypse, a young man and his mutant tiger friend walk the ruined earth and eke out what existence they can. But when they meet a mysterious young girl, and find out that she is being pursued by dark forces, things get even more dangerous and complicated. But hey, better than being bored, right?
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James and Erin are just friends. Friends who happen to tutor each other, who spy on other friends together, friends who - for some apparent reason - keep being mistaken as a couple.
Because it's not like there's any unresolved feelings there whatsoever...
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In Which Erin Quinn is a Surprisingly Good Ally by andy_aguecheek
Fandoms: Derry Girls (TV)
11 Sep 2019
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James turned away from her in frustration, throwing his hands in the air. “Erin, your continued presumptuousness never ceases to amaze me. If you stopped making ill-informed guesses for more than a minute at a time, I might actually be able to explain it.”
“That was a lot of big words and you are already on thin ice, James, so choose your next words wisely.”
[James Maguire is transgender. Erin doesn't quite know what that means, but it seems like he's very emotionally affected by this conversation, so she's trying her best to be kind.]
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04 Sep 2025
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Nobody, not one person in Derry, seemed to understand the meaning of the word "secret." James really should have been more careful while confiding his.
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Diane struggles with the mix of emotions that come with the public reveal of her past. Thankfully, her wolf boyfriend is right there to remind her that she’s allowed to cry about it.
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people think the strangest things by slugmutt
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
25 Jan 2017
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“He thought we were married??” Jyn says, rubbing bacta along the knife wound on her leg. “Why would he think that?”
Cassian wipes the blood off his forehead and shrugs. “No idea.”
(or: six times people assume Jyn and Cassian are married)